Chitchat SIA will offer Free Unlimited WIFI! Samsters can surf porn jerk off!

Can press the bell, and ask chiobu zeh zeh to service?
 
For 1st-class passengers, the air-stewardess will help you jerk off when you watch porn and suck it clean for you afterwards. By the end of trip they can't talk properly anymore as their mouths are already filled with sticky substance.
 
Daft Sinkies never read the fine print. :cool:

To enjoy free WiFi on SIA flights from 1 July onwards, all you have to do is sign up to be a KrisFlyer member.

You can register through this form on the SIA website for free.
After securing the membership, make sure to enter your membership info when booking tickets in the ‘Manage Booking online’ option or at check-in.

https://www.singaporeair.com/en_UK/ppsclub-krisflyer/registration-form/

Yeah enjoy getting data mined. :cool:

https://www.singaporeair.com/en_UK/privacy-policy/

What information do we collect about you?​

We collect information when you purchase flights or other products on our website, mobile application or when you travel with us, such as your contact details, travel information and credit card details. Your failure to provide such information may cause your inability to use our services normally. We also collect information about your preferences (at your option) from your interactions with our in-flight and ground-based staff, and from specific requests you make. In addition, we collect device and technical information from you, and any other information you may submit when you use our website or mobile application.
 
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