SBF Most Idiotic PAP Politician Award 2014

[jw5]

How about Teo Ser Luck?

 

[Millennium]

How about Kee Chiu?

 

[SgGoneWrong]

More wise quotes from the betterest:

Lim Hng Kiang
“Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority.”

 

[TracyTan866]

How about Teo Ser Luck?

I cant recall what he said. Can help refresh my memory?

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Lim Xia Suay, I mean Swee
Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away.

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Yeo Cheow Tong
“Only 5% are unemployed. We still have 95% who are employed.”

 

[TracyTan866]

More wise quotes from the betterest:

Lim Hng Kiang
“Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority.”

Thank you. Will include that comment in the list.

Updated list:

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "White Horse’ was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment. And their medical classification and vocation assignments are scrupulously fair.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin

10. " The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country" - Wong Kan Seng

11. “Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority." - Lim Hng Kiang

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Honorary Lee in pink:
“People support CPF cuts because there are no protest outside parliament.”

Cpf is indeed the best, have no idea why fools kpkb about it.

 

[KuanTi01]

Lim Xia Suay, I mean Swee
Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away.

Of course the CPF money won't run away! It's trapped inside the PAP system. This idiotic quote decides it for me. I therefore vote for the Singapore Zorro.

 

[TracyTan866]

Lim Xia Suay, I mean Swee
Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away.

Thank you.

Updated list:

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "White Horse’ was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment. And their medical classification and vocation assignments are scrupulously fair.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin

10. " The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country" - Wong Kan Seng

11. “Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority." - Lim Hng Kiang

12. Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away." Lim Swee Say

 

[TracyTan866]

Cedric Foo
Contrary to public perception, the White Horse classification is not to ensure that sons of influential men gets preferential treatment. Instead it is to ensure that they do not get preferential treatment.

Thanks....

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "Contrary to public perception, the White Horse classification is not to ensure that sons of influential men gets preferential treatment. Instead it is to ensure that they do not get preferential treatment.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin

10. " The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country" - Wong Kan Seng

11. “Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority." - Lim Hng Kiang

12. Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away." Lim Swee Say

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Mrs Goh Chok Tong
“For a person who runs a million-dollar charitable organisation, $600,000 is peanuts as it has a few hundred millions in reserves.”

Indeed, our cabinet of ministers are unpaid as sinkieland have at least hundreds of billions in reserve.

 

[TracyTan866]

Of course the CPF money won't run away! It's trapped inside the PAP system. This idiotic quote decides it for me. I therefore vote for the Singapore Zorro.

Noted. Will include your vote to the list.

"SBF 2014 Most Idiotic Politician Award" Nominee
Lim Swee Say - 3 votes
Wong Kan Seng - 1 vote
Tan Chuan Jin - 1 vote

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Goh Chok Tong
“Retrenchment is good for Singapore. If there is no retrenchments, then I worry.”

As a sinkie , I worry that there is no retrenchment in pap. Is that not good for sinkieland?

 

[jw5]

He doesn't need to say anything.

I cant recall what he said. Can help refresh my memory?

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Choo Wee Kiang
“One evening, I drove to Little India and it was pitch dark but not because there was no light, but because there were too many Indians around.”

 

[TracyTan866]

Yeo Cheow Tong
“Only 5% are unemployed. We still have 95% who are employed.”

Thanks.

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "White Horse’ was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment. And their medical classification and vocation assignments are scrupulously fair.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin

10. " The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country" - Wong Kan Seng

11. “Headline inflation is expected to remain at 5 per cent for the next few months but the majority of Singaporean households will not be directly affected, this is because inflation is largely driven by imputed rentals from owner-occupied accommodation and car prices, and most Singaporean households own their own homes while new car buyers are in the minority." - Lim Hng Kiang

12. Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away." Lim Swee Say

13. “Only 5% are unemployed. We still have 95% who are employed.” - Yeo Cheow Tong

 

[TracyTan866]

Mrs Goh Chok Tong
“For a person who runs a million-dollar charitable organisation, $600,000 is peanuts as it has a few hundred millions in reserves.”

Indeed, our cabinet of ministers are unpaid as sinkieland have at least hundreds of billions in reserve.

idiotic quote from Mrs GCT. But she is not eligible for this award

 

[TracyTan866]

Goh Chok Tong
“Retrenchment is good for Singapore. If there is no retrenchments, then I worry.”

As a sinkie , I worry that there is no retrenchment in pap. Is that not good for sinkieland?

Thanks....

 

[TracyTan866]

He doesn't need to say anything.

hahahahaha