Sammyboy's Guide on How to defer your reservist training

[droopal]

Sammyboy's Guide on How to defer your reservist training (for the sake of those who are
solebread winners, trying to hold on to your job, self-employed, etc...)

"Posted by :
ahleebabasingaporethief
Alfrescian

But i will tell you what is real and how to avoid reservist training.
My father exploited the loophole in the system to my advantage. I did only 1 in camp before they were too scared to call me up again.
How? Get your rich father to give you a 5 moderately high figure monthly salary plus huge year end bonus. See if Mindef calls you up again for reservists. this is how rich family scions escape reservists. NOT KIDDING!"

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"Quote Originally Posted by Ramseth

I've stayed away from Singapore most of my adult life after ROD (now known as ORD). I've never had problems with reservist disruptions and exit permits. Why? Because I was on legitimate and documentated stay abroad. I have zero rejection rate on application or renewal. Many younger relatives and friends come ask me, how come their applications are rejected. Very simple. Not sufficient reason and documentation. Can help or not? I know what kind of story and documentation could secure a deferment/disruption/exit permit. But if you don't have it for real, I can't help you cook it up."

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For those who don't have such luxuries

Try allergic reaction.

Food Allergy is the most common.
Do some test on yourself, check out the food that can trigger an allergic reaction
eg. Seafood. Consume those food that you are allergic to and enjoy an outbreak plus MC.

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To avoid NS try consulting a head shrinker.

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More contribution or ideas please, to help our sinkie NS slaves outwit the system.

 

[Raiders]

Get transferred to at least brigade level. When I was in battalion, there will be call up every year without fail. The officers of that brigade were one of the lousiest I've ever seen in Armour. I have never seen commanders who can turn a best armour unit (when they were active) into one that almost fail ATEC during ICT. One of the most rubbish rule was that, those who had cars can book out everyday and those who do not have, had to stay in camp.

I was glad when that stupid battalion MR and I got transferred to brigade level.

 

[ThugSin]

lol bro raiders you also armour unit?

 

[sleaguepunter]

Get transferred to at least brigade level. When I was in battalion, there will be call up every year without fail. The officers of that brigade were one of the lousiest I've ever seen in Armour. I have never seen commanders who can turn a best armour unit (when they were active) into one that almost fail ATEC during ICT. One of the most rubbish rule was that, those who had cars can book out everyday and those who do not have, had to stay in camp.

I was glad when that stupid battalion MR and I got transferred to brigade level.

best armour become stupid battlion? pray tell me was it ex 40sar?

i once went gedong MC to endorse specialist letter to book a medical board. as the Q very long so i went emart to pick up a pair of new balance. KNN, reach emart then found out a battlion just inpro that day and the emart was packed. then i notice all only buying one item, the beret. so i kaypoh and ask them why buy beret and answer i got was CO parade in the evening so need a beret and many of them didnt bring. i a bit stunned as i never wear any beret for every parade since ORD and these goondus wasting credits on a spare beret. my battlion would have just go head dress free for the parade and those with beret would have keep it to have integrity.

if this bunch of goondus represent the level of the current batch of reservists, then this island is no longer defensible.

 

[Raiders]

lol bro raiders you also armour unit?

You dunno meh? Hehe. That long road into Gedong still gives me the creep. :o

 

[Raiders]

best armour become stupid battlion? pray tell me was it ex 40sar?
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Yes, spot on brother. It was ex 40 Sar.

 

[Fishypie]

best armour become stupid battlion? pray tell me was it ex 40sar?

i once went gedong MC to endorse specialist letter to book a medical board. as the Q very long so i went emart to pick up a pair of new balance. KNN, reach emart then found out a battlion just inpro that day and the emart was packed. then i notice all only buying one item, the beret. so i kaypoh and ask them why buy beret and answer i got was CO parade in the evening so need a beret and many of them didnt bring. i a bit stunned as i never wear any beret for every parade since ORD and these goondus wasting credits on a spare beret. my battlion would have just go head dress free for the parade and those with beret would have keep it to have integrity.

if this bunch of goondus represent the level of the current batch of reservists, then this island is no longer defensible.

Bro, you mentioned ORD, but my time was ROD; does that means my time was earLier than you ?..

 

[ThugSin]

You dunno meh? Hehe. That long road into Gedong still gives me the creep. :o

go back ict wallet damn siong.. everytime pple jio canteen/ western food..

 

[Raiders]

go back ict wallet damn siong.. everytime pple jio canteen/ western food..

Ok lah, my canteen breaks are all sponsored by my dai dee sessions

If got drive car, can try the back gate of Gedong for outdoor sex. Sure very thrilling.

 

[ThugSin]

iirc near 46 got 1 stall selling western food , the daughter like not bad... then maybe you can try with her at the back gate :p

 

[Fishypie]

Ok lah, my canteen breaks are all sponsored by my dai dee sessions

If got drive car, can try the back gate of Gedong for outdoor sex. Sure very thrilling.

TaLking about daidee, have you pLayed the reversed version of it ?..where everything is pLayed other way around..

 

[chonburifc]

One sentence. Keng all the way till ROD and reserbit. And if some officers and ncos tried to make your life difficult, endure first. Can settle with these mother fuckers when you ROD.

 

[Raiders]

TaLking about daidee, have you pLayed the reversed version of it ?..where everything is pLayed other way around..

This type you have to play with Kinana, Tonychat and Laksaboy. These 3 all have unique way of looking at things

 

[Fishypie]

This type you have to play with Kinana, Tonychat and Laksaboy. These 3 all have unique way of looking at things

Me serious bro..pLayed with my nephews & nieces; this reversed version Lagi gotto keng more !.Try it next time.

 

[chonburifc]

Me serious bro..pLayed with my nephews & nieces; this reversed version Lagi gotto keng more !.Try it next time.

What are the rules for reverse Dai Dee? 3 biggest and 2 smallest? or royal flush smallest and lap sap pair (dirty pair) biggest?

 

[bertaka]

Sammyboy's Guide on How to defer your reservist training (for the sake of those who are
solebread winners, trying to hold on to your job, self-employed, etc...)

"Posted by :
ahleebabasingaporethief
Alfrescian

But i will tell you what is real and how to avoid reservist training.
My father exploited the loophole in the system to my advantage. I did only 1 in camp before they were too scared to call me up again.
How? Get your rich father to give you a 5 moderately high figure monthly salary plus huge year end bonus. See if Mindef calls you up again for reservists. this is how rich family scions escape reservists. NOT KIDDING!"

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"Quote Originally Posted by Ramseth

I've stayed away from Singapore most of my adult life after ROD (now known as ORD). I've never had problems with reservist disruptions and exit permits. Why? Because I was on legitimate and documentated stay abroad. I have zero rejection rate on application or renewal. Many younger relatives and friends come ask me, how come their applications are rejected. Very simple. Not sufficient reason and documentation. Can help or not? I know what kind of story and documentation could secure a deferment/disruption/exit permit. But if you don't have it for real, I can't help you cook it up."

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For those who don't have such luxuries

Try allergic reaction.

Food Allergy is the most common.
Do some test on yourself, check out the food that can trigger an allergic reaction
eg. Seafood. Consume those food that you are allergic to and enjoy an outbreak plus MC.

Good infor. Will bookmark this page.

 

[ThugSin]

Ts should also start a thread on how to siam ippt without tio charge and or kong..

 

[chonburifc]

Ts should also start a thread on how to siam ippt without tio charge and or kong..

This one have to go Medical Board liaoz. During my time, got PES C1 to C don't know how many. Later too many like minded bros keng and they came out with CXNY where X and Y stands for some numbers. Me manage to got C2N9 weeks prior to ROD. Laminates the C2N9 and it's my Mian Si Jing Pai.

Remember, it's no longer National Service but National Slavery. If SAF (Serve and Fuck Off) pay you what your peers and FT is getting, then it's not slavery.

Once again, repeat after me, "FUCK SAF and Reservist! Where got time?"

 

[Fishypie]

What are the rules for reverse Dai Dee? 3 biggest and 2 smallest? or royal flush smallest and lap sap pair (dirty pair) biggest?

Everything in the reversed order Lo..

 

[chonburifc]

Everything in the reversed order Lo..

OK, then I rather play this.

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Knn, hard to find Sinkees who know how to play this. HK and Taiwan Kia know how to play and also saw Ang Mohs playing at Sydney Casino.