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PEASANTPORE: The new minions and lackeys will keep up appearances and pretend to bring fresh ideas and perspectives, and local stupid peasants can be assured that the team will pledge their loyalty to the House of Lee, said Ruler Loong on Monday (Jul 27) at their kowtowing ceremony.
Thirty-three Minions and Senior Lackeys were sworn in at two locations - the Istana and Imperial Court. Well paid Rubber Stamp Halimah presided over the ceremony which was broadcast live on national television.
Several minions, including Senior Minion Heng $wee $wee, took their House of Lee oaths at Imperial Court, which was linked by live video to the Istana where Rubber Stamp Halimah was.
Ruler Loong also highlighted that the Imperial Cabinet is a rojak one, with seven Nehs and Mats among the 20 full Minions. The team also has a mix of minions and senior lackeys from “successive generations”, he added.
“The new minions understand who signs their pay cheques and will not ask difficult questions. This team will exhort their peasants to tremble and obey my edicts. I am proud of them.”
In his speech, Ruler Loong said that Monarchy is a better system than democracy but in the age of Jane Austen, he cannot follow the Siamese, stage a coup and declare himself as King Lee II of the Lee Dynasty.
“Prince Hongyi would have been a good choice to rule the local stupid peasants if we ever declare Monarchy. Asiatic peasants are addicted to God Kings who can shock and awe them.,” he said.
“In this Procedural Erection 2020, peasants managed to embarrass in front of Uncle Sam, I spoke to junta twit Prayut and he discouraged me from banning democracy and reinstating Monarchy. He warned me, unlike the indolent Siamese, our local stupid peasants are convinced by Jane Austen's ideas and will not entertain Monarchy under the Lee Dynasty.”
"WE WILL FIX LABOUR AFTER TODAY”
“This 皮蛋 will have a taste of eating humble pie soon. I have already informed my goons to get the remnants of Punggol East town council to sue the shit out of Hougang and Aljunied. MOH lackeys are trying to identify the Hougang rebels who celebrate the Seng Kang victory without social distancing after midnight,” he said.
On the challenges ahead, Ruler Loong said that he expended lots of political capital to protect Suzhou Loser Jos Teo who turned Peasantpore into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub.
“Lot of Jane Austen rebels are petitioning that I sack Suzhou Loser Jos Teo. I protect her not because I am grateful to matchmaker Peelip Yeo who is her mentor. Use your brains, who gave her the permission to protect the dorm operators? That is why you peasants are not smart and I am Ruler Loong.” he said.
“If I sack every buffoon that screwed up, then there will be nobody left. Use your brains again, if my minions and lackeys are more capable than me, then why the hell am I the Ruler and they, the minion or lackey?”
Beyond economic prosperity, the regime is running out of time as the limits of Rent Economy 3.0 start showing up.
“We compete on costs, our peasants do the dirty work that richer Ang Mohs and Nihons don't want to do. We are vibrant but not dynamic. We sub-contract work from the Ang Mohs and Nihons at affordable rates but we are not an innovation driven economy, then we make money out of money, or capital speculation while our peasants get more debts and toil in return.,” he said.
“The Ang Mohs, maybe Nordic are different, their education system teaches their peasants how to think and they can really turned innovation into new products or processes and make lots of money. The Yankees are the best at this game but we are nowhere near the Ang Mohs when talking about innovation. You look at our peasants, even the smartest ones, only want to study medicine, law or finance.”
GOING AHEAD
“Many young peasants clamour for political representation, they do not want to spend the rest of their lives paying off pigeonhole loans and watch rich lackeys and minions having a good life based on their A level results. However they do not understand, they are not as well educated as Ang Mohs and Nihons, they read Jane Austen works but never understand her ideas cannot work in Peasantpore,” he said.
“Peasantpore is an Asiatic society, the logic is simple, I Ruler Loong do the thinking, you just tremble and obey, We copy the best ideas from Ang Mohs and reapply them here, it worked because we have indolent peasants who will really foolishly give up their rights and toil for cheaper stipends. We pay the price, however, we can never be an innovation driven economy. We are cursed with Rent Economy but luckily we never repeat the mistakes made by the CCP in Hong Kong.”
“Peasants here pay around 400k-600k for a pigeonhole and we only flood them with cheaper foreign serfs to keep them affordable for Ang Mohs and Nihons. But beyond cheaper foreign serfs, the music one day will stop and we will be hardpressed to fight off Viets and Southern Indos who have cheaper and younger peasants,” Ruler Loong said.
“We overworked our peasants and suck rent from them, hence we have low birth rates but I cannot think of a better way to replace Rent Economy, $wee $wee cannot figure out where we get our future growth, that he suffer a stroke. I can solve Math equations but I cannot fathom how the House of Lee can retain power and breed a new generation of thinking peasants who can break the Rent Economy curse? What do you think?"
PEASANTPORE: The new minions and lackeys will keep up appearances and pretend to bring fresh ideas and perspectives, and local stupid peasants can be assured that the team will pledge their loyalty to the House of Lee, said Ruler Loong on Monday (Jul 27) at their kowtowing ceremony.
Thirty-three Minions and Senior Lackeys were sworn in at two locations - the Istana and Imperial Court. Well paid Rubber Stamp Halimah presided over the ceremony which was broadcast live on national television.
Several minions, including Senior Minion Heng $wee $wee, took their House of Lee oaths at Imperial Court, which was linked by live video to the Istana where Rubber Stamp Halimah was.
Ruler Loong also highlighted that the Imperial Cabinet is a rojak one, with seven Nehs and Mats among the 20 full Minions. The team also has a mix of minions and senior lackeys from “successive generations”, he added.
“The new minions understand who signs their pay cheques and will not ask difficult questions. This team will exhort their peasants to tremble and obey my edicts. I am proud of them.”
In his speech, Ruler Loong said that Monarchy is a better system than democracy but in the age of Jane Austen, he cannot follow the Siamese, stage a coup and declare himself as King Lee II of the Lee Dynasty.
“Prince Hongyi would have been a good choice to rule the local stupid peasants if we ever declare Monarchy. Asiatic peasants are addicted to God Kings who can shock and awe them.,” he said.
“In this Procedural Erection 2020, peasants managed to embarrass in front of Uncle Sam, I spoke to junta twit Prayut and he discouraged me from banning democracy and reinstating Monarchy. He warned me, unlike the indolent Siamese, our local stupid peasants are convinced by Jane Austen's ideas and will not entertain Monarchy under the Lee Dynasty.”
"WE WILL FIX LABOUR AFTER TODAY”
“This 皮蛋 will have a taste of eating humble pie soon. I have already informed my goons to get the remnants of Punggol East town council to sue the shit out of Hougang and Aljunied. MOH lackeys are trying to identify the Hougang rebels who celebrate the Seng Kang victory without social distancing after midnight,” he said.
On the challenges ahead, Ruler Loong said that he expended lots of political capital to protect Suzhou Loser Jos Teo who turned Peasantpore into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub.
“Lot of Jane Austen rebels are petitioning that I sack Suzhou Loser Jos Teo. I protect her not because I am grateful to matchmaker Peelip Yeo who is her mentor. Use your brains, who gave her the permission to protect the dorm operators? That is why you peasants are not smart and I am Ruler Loong.” he said.
“If I sack every buffoon that screwed up, then there will be nobody left. Use your brains again, if my minions and lackeys are more capable than me, then why the hell am I the Ruler and they, the minion or lackey?”
Beyond economic prosperity, the regime is running out of time as the limits of Rent Economy 3.0 start showing up.
“We compete on costs, our peasants do the dirty work that richer Ang Mohs and Nihons don't want to do. We are vibrant but not dynamic. We sub-contract work from the Ang Mohs and Nihons at affordable rates but we are not an innovation driven economy, then we make money out of money, or capital speculation while our peasants get more debts and toil in return.,” he said.
“The Ang Mohs, maybe Nordic are different, their education system teaches their peasants how to think and they can really turned innovation into new products or processes and make lots of money. The Yankees are the best at this game but we are nowhere near the Ang Mohs when talking about innovation. You look at our peasants, even the smartest ones, only want to study medicine, law or finance.”
GOING AHEAD
“Many young peasants clamour for political representation, they do not want to spend the rest of their lives paying off pigeonhole loans and watch rich lackeys and minions having a good life based on their A level results. However they do not understand, they are not as well educated as Ang Mohs and Nihons, they read Jane Austen works but never understand her ideas cannot work in Peasantpore,” he said.
“Peasantpore is an Asiatic society, the logic is simple, I Ruler Loong do the thinking, you just tremble and obey, We copy the best ideas from Ang Mohs and reapply them here, it worked because we have indolent peasants who will really foolishly give up their rights and toil for cheaper stipends. We pay the price, however, we can never be an innovation driven economy. We are cursed with Rent Economy but luckily we never repeat the mistakes made by the CCP in Hong Kong.”
“Peasants here pay around 400k-600k for a pigeonhole and we only flood them with cheaper foreign serfs to keep them affordable for Ang Mohs and Nihons. But beyond cheaper foreign serfs, the music one day will stop and we will be hardpressed to fight off Viets and Southern Indos who have cheaper and younger peasants,” Ruler Loong said.
“We overworked our peasants and suck rent from them, hence we have low birth rates but I cannot think of a better way to replace Rent Economy, $wee $wee cannot figure out where we get our future growth, that he suffer a stroke. I can solve Math equations but I cannot fathom how the House of Lee can retain power and breed a new generation of thinking peasants who can break the Rent Economy curse? What do you think?"
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