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PEASANTPORE: The former National University of Peasantpore law professor who wrote many articles making fun of Peasantpore's Kangaroo legal system was finally busted in a Stalinist show trial, disguised as a sex-for-grades case. Wise peasants notely dryly he has been sentenced to a jail term of 5 full moons and ordered to pay a penalty of S$514.80 for wasting Ruler Loong's time and challenging the Kangaroo Court.
The amount includes the balance of a dinner bill and the cost of two tailored shirts from his slut student, Darinne Ko.
The Gestapo and Kangaroo Court, using Quantum Mechanics, managed to prove that Horny Tey Tsun Hang, 42, was convicted of corruptly obtaining gifts and sex from former student-slut Darinne Ko.
After using 5 full moons to withhold critical evidence that will make the regime look like babooms, the Kangaroo delivered the KO by saying Uncertainty Principle is enough to find Horny Teh guilty.
Horny Tey was given a taste of the kangaroo justice system when the regime ordered the state owned university to withhold key information that proved Horny Tey is merely a cheap bastard and not a grades fixer.
The Mouthpiece, adding salt to injury, claimed Horny Tey is a corrupt swine, hence is corrupted and should have been jailed up to five full moons and fined 100,000 peanuts on each charge.
Wise peasants conclude that you need access to state secrets as a get out of jail card as proven by former Nacros' (CNB) Horny+Lecherous+Bastard Ng Ah Gay.
PEASANTPORE: The former National University of Peasantpore law professor who wrote many articles making fun of Peasantpore's Kangaroo legal system was finally busted in a Stalinist show trial, disguised as a sex-for-grades case. Wise peasants notely dryly he has been sentenced to a jail term of 5 full moons and ordered to pay a penalty of S$514.80 for wasting Ruler Loong's time and challenging the Kangaroo Court.
The amount includes the balance of a dinner bill and the cost of two tailored shirts from his slut student, Darinne Ko.
The Gestapo and Kangaroo Court, using Quantum Mechanics, managed to prove that Horny Tey Tsun Hang, 42, was convicted of corruptly obtaining gifts and sex from former student-slut Darinne Ko.
After using 5 full moons to withhold critical evidence that will make the regime look like babooms, the Kangaroo delivered the KO by saying Uncertainty Principle is enough to find Horny Teh guilty.
Horny Tey was given a taste of the kangaroo justice system when the regime ordered the state owned university to withhold key information that proved Horny Tey is merely a cheap bastard and not a grades fixer.
The Mouthpiece, adding salt to injury, claimed Horny Tey is a corrupt swine, hence is corrupted and should have been jailed up to five full moons and fined 100,000 peanuts on each charge.
Wise peasants conclude that you need access to state secrets as a get out of jail card as proven by former Nacros' (CNB) Horny+Lecherous+Bastard Ng Ah Gay.
