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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong claimed his decrees set a strong foundation for a bright future but he realised decrees alone are not sufficient.
Speaking at the 57th Council installation ceremony of the Peasantpore Chink Chamber of Mercantile and Industry (SCCCI), Ruler Loong stressed there is also a need for a healthy profits and fat state coffers to create good life for Imperial Familee, minions, lackeys and cronies. Peasants get the leftovers of the spoils.
This means merchants must break new ground, develop new businesses and exploit their serfs to maximise profits.
Ruler Loong acknowledged that small and medium merchants and the regime must learn from Ang Mohs and Nihons to better exploit their serfs. Ruler Loong finally conceded SMEs are responsible for job creations, not foreign merchants.
He said: "I like profitable merchants because they pay taxes. I need an exclusive society with the Familee at the center of Peasntpore's universe. All peasants, merchants, lackeys, cronies and minions revolve around us. If you understand that, you gain instant enlightenment.
For too long, we are an Asiatic high tech sweatshop and others are slowly catching up. So we must fucking evolve but that requires political reforms. Reforms that I am not very keen but 'lan lan' no choice, may give concessions but Familee must still form and be the 'political core'.
We are raising productivity to rely less on foreign serfs and to sustain real wage increases before Erections 2016, of course whatever happens after 2016, no comments. The 5.3 billion peanuts bailout will keep merchants happy or they grumble why we bailout bus cartel operators and exclude them. The Wage Credit Scam helps merchants share the cost of raising the wages of many lowly paid local peasants. Can buy some votes but political economists rightly state it is a unproductive use of capital.
Remember what the X'tians say lor, 'What Ruler Loong give today, Ruler Loong can also take away tomorrow."
Despite these challenges, Ruler Loong said the outlook for Peasantpore merchants is bright, as many merchants have learned tricks from Nordic and Nihon merchants and seized opportunities overseas.
Many foreign merchants are also keen to invest in Peasantpore due to near limitless supply of cheap serfs, local or foreign, all thanks to Bargain Hen's loose labour policies many full moons ago.
In addition, he said Peasantpore's serfs still produce near first world work but take home third world stipends. They are rote learners, ask lesser questions than Ang Moh serfs. They are hardworking and comfortable with Nihon bosses' kinky sex practices and almost never question the paedophile natures of their Ang Moh bosses.
Peasantpore is also well-located, to help foreign merchants plunder south east asia's resources.
The sex ceremony on Friday also saw a new president for the SCCCI.
Merchant Thomas Chua takes over from outgoing Fat Cat Teo Ah Seng and has to perform the customary 69 with the Chinatown neighbourhood's mongrel.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong claimed his decrees set a strong foundation for a bright future but he realised decrees alone are not sufficient.
Speaking at the 57th Council installation ceremony of the Peasantpore Chink Chamber of Mercantile and Industry (SCCCI), Ruler Loong stressed there is also a need for a healthy profits and fat state coffers to create good life for Imperial Familee, minions, lackeys and cronies. Peasants get the leftovers of the spoils.
This means merchants must break new ground, develop new businesses and exploit their serfs to maximise profits.
Ruler Loong acknowledged that small and medium merchants and the regime must learn from Ang Mohs and Nihons to better exploit their serfs. Ruler Loong finally conceded SMEs are responsible for job creations, not foreign merchants.
He said: "I like profitable merchants because they pay taxes. I need an exclusive society with the Familee at the center of Peasntpore's universe. All peasants, merchants, lackeys, cronies and minions revolve around us. If you understand that, you gain instant enlightenment.
For too long, we are an Asiatic high tech sweatshop and others are slowly catching up. So we must fucking evolve but that requires political reforms. Reforms that I am not very keen but 'lan lan' no choice, may give concessions but Familee must still form and be the 'political core'.
We are raising productivity to rely less on foreign serfs and to sustain real wage increases before Erections 2016, of course whatever happens after 2016, no comments. The 5.3 billion peanuts bailout will keep merchants happy or they grumble why we bailout bus cartel operators and exclude them. The Wage Credit Scam helps merchants share the cost of raising the wages of many lowly paid local peasants. Can buy some votes but political economists rightly state it is a unproductive use of capital.
Remember what the X'tians say lor, 'What Ruler Loong give today, Ruler Loong can also take away tomorrow."
Despite these challenges, Ruler Loong said the outlook for Peasantpore merchants is bright, as many merchants have learned tricks from Nordic and Nihon merchants and seized opportunities overseas.
Many foreign merchants are also keen to invest in Peasantpore due to near limitless supply of cheap serfs, local or foreign, all thanks to Bargain Hen's loose labour policies many full moons ago.
In addition, he said Peasantpore's serfs still produce near first world work but take home third world stipends. They are rote learners, ask lesser questions than Ang Moh serfs. They are hardworking and comfortable with Nihon bosses' kinky sex practices and almost never question the paedophile natures of their Ang Moh bosses.
Peasantpore is also well-located, to help foreign merchants plunder south east asia's resources.
The sex ceremony on Friday also saw a new president for the SCCCI.
Merchant Thomas Chua takes over from outgoing Fat Cat Teo Ah Seng and has to perform the customary 69 with the Chinatown neighbourhood's mongrel.
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