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PEASANTPORE: Peasants' Representatives (MPs) looking to build a master-serf relationship with peasants must ensure that they remind peasants of their place, subtly, and must show that lackeys available when the peasants need their help, Ruler Loong said on Monday (Jul 6).
Ruler Loong was speaking during a live chat with fellow Party Against Peasants (PAP) Ang Mo Kio candidate-lackeys Darrlie David, Gan Ah Poh, Nadia Sardine and Ng Ah Ling.
Like a cultist devoted disciple, David had sought Ruler Loong advice, after a Jane Austen inspired peasant asked how the newer candidate-lackeys plan to update the "master-serf relationship" that some of the older Peasants' Representatives had lording over the peasants over the years.
"In terms of PR, Angry Teochew Low is the Gold Standard, he fight us like a raving loony but treats his peasants like kin," Ruler Loong said.
"If you can't be like Angry Teochew Low, try our PAP template. You must led them into believing that when they need you, you be there even if you can't or won't solve their problem. Once you learnt the art of pretending to care even when you may be or not otherwise, for that peasant, then you nailed it."
Lackey David also asked his Ruler what kept him going as a Comprador through the years. Ruler Loong first entered politics as Teck Ghee Peasants' Representative in 1984 as part of an delicate Dynastic Succession process. The Teck Ghee ward is now part of Ang Mo Kio GRC.
"House of Lee don't trust ex-Regent Ah Goh-go fully. So someone from the clan must do the dynastic succession.," he said.
"I get up in the morning for what? To fix Angry Teochew Low, deal with Jane Austen rebels and pick up the pieces when my expensive minions and lackeys screwed up.
"My only regret is that Peasantpore is addicted to Rent Economy and our economy is not as dynamic like the Yankee tech and innovation driven type. We are still dependent on foreign merchants on cost basis of our cheap local and cheaper foreign serfs."
Ruler Loong recounted that when he first served as an Peasants' Representative, the Internet was not prevalent in Peasantpore.
"Things were easy for my father, if he convinced himself that someone is a threat to the regime or rocking the boat without his permission, he just ask IRAS or ISD to dig dirt and Shit Times will publish the regime's version when they demonise their dissenters. With the Internet, our younger peasants has access to Jane Austen works and begin to agitate for critical thinking, so it is harder to trick them compared to their parents. Plus you saw how Netizens tear Chee Bye Mouth Ivan Lim to shreds with his pompous behaviour, that is the power of Internet mob.," he said.
"Of course, I did not check out Ivan Lim carefully and simply believed my silly advisors' recommendations so that is something I need to ask $wee $wee to be careful, wary of smooth operators. There are many sly operators in PAP but it is too late to weed them now. I can't fire all these sly operators but have to put them to use based on their abilities and take discounts on their characters."
Ruler Loong said Ang Mo Kio is not the oldest or newest town in Peasantpore, but "the pigeonhole leasehold decay issue will have to be solved by $wee $wee, in effect, it is like a Ponzi Scam that everyone ignored till brave Jane Austen rebels called the bluff".
"It is hard to explain to peasants, especially the older peasants, that they don't own their pigeonholes but they pre-paid the rent ahead of time," he added.
"And I should have retired by them and my descendants will have migrated overseas so this problem has to be solved by Jane Austen rebels but in the meantime, you peasants must Tremble and Obey my Edicts!"
PEASANTPORE: Peasants' Representatives (MPs) looking to build a master-serf relationship with peasants must ensure that they remind peasants of their place, subtly, and must show that lackeys available when the peasants need their help, Ruler Loong said on Monday (Jul 6).
Ruler Loong was speaking during a live chat with fellow Party Against Peasants (PAP) Ang Mo Kio candidate-lackeys Darrlie David, Gan Ah Poh, Nadia Sardine and Ng Ah Ling.
Like a cultist devoted disciple, David had sought Ruler Loong advice, after a Jane Austen inspired peasant asked how the newer candidate-lackeys plan to update the "master-serf relationship" that some of the older Peasants' Representatives had lording over the peasants over the years.
"In terms of PR, Angry Teochew Low is the Gold Standard, he fight us like a raving loony but treats his peasants like kin," Ruler Loong said.
"If you can't be like Angry Teochew Low, try our PAP template. You must led them into believing that when they need you, you be there even if you can't or won't solve their problem. Once you learnt the art of pretending to care even when you may be or not otherwise, for that peasant, then you nailed it."
Lackey David also asked his Ruler what kept him going as a Comprador through the years. Ruler Loong first entered politics as Teck Ghee Peasants' Representative in 1984 as part of an delicate Dynastic Succession process. The Teck Ghee ward is now part of Ang Mo Kio GRC.
"House of Lee don't trust ex-Regent Ah Goh-go fully. So someone from the clan must do the dynastic succession.," he said.
"I get up in the morning for what? To fix Angry Teochew Low, deal with Jane Austen rebels and pick up the pieces when my expensive minions and lackeys screwed up.
"My only regret is that Peasantpore is addicted to Rent Economy and our economy is not as dynamic like the Yankee tech and innovation driven type. We are still dependent on foreign merchants on cost basis of our cheap local and cheaper foreign serfs."
Ruler Loong recounted that when he first served as an Peasants' Representative, the Internet was not prevalent in Peasantpore.
"Things were easy for my father, if he convinced himself that someone is a threat to the regime or rocking the boat without his permission, he just ask IRAS or ISD to dig dirt and Shit Times will publish the regime's version when they demonise their dissenters. With the Internet, our younger peasants has access to Jane Austen works and begin to agitate for critical thinking, so it is harder to trick them compared to their parents. Plus you saw how Netizens tear Chee Bye Mouth Ivan Lim to shreds with his pompous behaviour, that is the power of Internet mob.," he said.
"Of course, I did not check out Ivan Lim carefully and simply believed my silly advisors' recommendations so that is something I need to ask $wee $wee to be careful, wary of smooth operators. There are many sly operators in PAP but it is too late to weed them now. I can't fire all these sly operators but have to put them to use based on their abilities and take discounts on their characters."
Ruler Loong said Ang Mo Kio is not the oldest or newest town in Peasantpore, but "the pigeonhole leasehold decay issue will have to be solved by $wee $wee, in effect, it is like a Ponzi Scam that everyone ignored till brave Jane Austen rebels called the bluff".
"It is hard to explain to peasants, especially the older peasants, that they don't own their pigeonholes but they pre-paid the rent ahead of time," he added.
"And I should have retired by them and my descendants will have migrated overseas so this problem has to be solved by Jane Austen rebels but in the meantime, you peasants must Tremble and Obey my Edicts!"
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