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PEASANTPORE: About 11,000 peasant families will be involved in a wayang year-long survey on household expenditure by the Department of Sex Statistics (DOS).
The peasant families, no doubt pro-regime are divided into 26 groups, with each group being surveyed over half a full moon in stages.
The latest stage, starting from 18 March and 1 April respectively, will cover areas pro-regime precints. Therefore peasants from the Axis of Evil e.g. Aljunied, Hougang and Punggol East are not invited for the census.
Lackeys carrying dog tags and an Imperial decree issued by Ruler Loong for the census will visit the selected peasant households.
The sample census survey is conducted once every 60 full moons.
Selected peasants households are gently reminded that anti-regime comments will be unwelcome. Peasants will be warned that they will be punished accordingly if they speak ill of Ruler Loong. They are expected to write slogans praising Ruler Loong and his merry band of minions and lackeys in the census surveys. Peasants who composes beautiful arias that make the Saints weep with joy will be feted and given considerations to be promoted as a grassroot crony.
Households who wish to verify the identity of the sex survey lackeys may call ask them to perform the Doggy with the nearest neighbourhood mongrel as a precaution.
PEASANTPORE: About 11,000 peasant families will be involved in a wayang year-long survey on household expenditure by the Department of Sex Statistics (DOS).
The peasant families, no doubt pro-regime are divided into 26 groups, with each group being surveyed over half a full moon in stages.
The latest stage, starting from 18 March and 1 April respectively, will cover areas pro-regime precints. Therefore peasants from the Axis of Evil e.g. Aljunied, Hougang and Punggol East are not invited for the census.
Lackeys carrying dog tags and an Imperial decree issued by Ruler Loong for the census will visit the selected peasant households.
The sample census survey is conducted once every 60 full moons.
Selected peasants households are gently reminded that anti-regime comments will be unwelcome. Peasants will be warned that they will be punished accordingly if they speak ill of Ruler Loong. They are expected to write slogans praising Ruler Loong and his merry band of minions and lackeys in the census surveys. Peasants who composes beautiful arias that make the Saints weep with joy will be feted and given considerations to be promoted as a grassroot crony.
Households who wish to verify the identity of the sex survey lackeys may call ask them to perform the Doggy with the nearest neighbourhood mongrel as a precaution.
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