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Peasantpore: The regime's labour movement, trying very hard to play retail politics, now wants low-wage peasants to achieve breakthroughs in pay depression next year through its degrading wage model.
The plan is to launch accreditation scams sector by sector to make things difficult for poor 100,000 peasants by using O levels as entry level for wage increases. Those who do not qualify will be subtly told to get a queue number in Bedok Reservoir.
For overly educated peasants aka professionals, managers and executives (PMEs) who lost their jobs to cheap foreigners, two new centres will be set up by year-end as new channels to convince those hapless peasants to take low paying cleaner jobs or sign up for TKD lessons to be security guards.
The labour movement will also be forming an sexpert group to assist its affiliates and unionised firms on the adoption of the progressive wage model only for loyal peasants who vote for the regime during procedural erections.
The model champions the old Commie slogan, 'better, faster and cheaper even if you have to abandon your parents'.
Minion Lim Sway Sway, sex secretary of National Obedient Union Congress (NTUC), said: "Many Jane Austen wannabe write numerous prose quality to us, hinting that Ruler Loong is heartless, taking home million dollar stipends while poor peasants rot and die or jump reservoir in Bedok. Baskets like me, shake leg also take home millions, so do I care about peasants? You must be joking, if not for 2016, do you think we ever care? Want to jump reservoir, can but please pay all your outstanding town council bills before you go up the lorry!?"
The labour movement said this is crucial to delay the slow inevitable Labour Pariahs' rise.
Patrick Tay, sex director of the PME Unit at NTUC, said: "Every farker worth his cum, knows the regime is pro-merchants, peasants are mere cattle, sheep and goat to be exploited by Ruler Loong and his cronies. This is Capitalism with Lee-Style Improvements. The regime is getting complacent and the Labour Pariah Barbarians will eventually storm the gate and supplant them and the cycle will repeat but as lackeys, whoever is the master, we just serve them, like that vet lor, pay him money, he butcher your dog."
The labour movement believes that merchants, the regime and its pliant unions cooperate have to work harder and smarter to suppress peasants who may use 2016 to give Ruler Loong another black eye.
Now, the aim is to nip dissent in the bud by identifying troublemakers and sending them to penal colonies in St John Island and making them recite the Book of Revelation five times daily.
Peasantpore: The regime's labour movement, trying very hard to play retail politics, now wants low-wage peasants to achieve breakthroughs in pay depression next year through its degrading wage model.
The plan is to launch accreditation scams sector by sector to make things difficult for poor 100,000 peasants by using O levels as entry level for wage increases. Those who do not qualify will be subtly told to get a queue number in Bedok Reservoir.
For overly educated peasants aka professionals, managers and executives (PMEs) who lost their jobs to cheap foreigners, two new centres will be set up by year-end as new channels to convince those hapless peasants to take low paying cleaner jobs or sign up for TKD lessons to be security guards.
The labour movement will also be forming an sexpert group to assist its affiliates and unionised firms on the adoption of the progressive wage model only for loyal peasants who vote for the regime during procedural erections.
The model champions the old Commie slogan, 'better, faster and cheaper even if you have to abandon your parents'.
Minion Lim Sway Sway, sex secretary of National Obedient Union Congress (NTUC), said: "Many Jane Austen wannabe write numerous prose quality to us, hinting that Ruler Loong is heartless, taking home million dollar stipends while poor peasants rot and die or jump reservoir in Bedok. Baskets like me, shake leg also take home millions, so do I care about peasants? You must be joking, if not for 2016, do you think we ever care? Want to jump reservoir, can but please pay all your outstanding town council bills before you go up the lorry!?"
The labour movement said this is crucial to delay the slow inevitable Labour Pariahs' rise.
Patrick Tay, sex director of the PME Unit at NTUC, said: "Every farker worth his cum, knows the regime is pro-merchants, peasants are mere cattle, sheep and goat to be exploited by Ruler Loong and his cronies. This is Capitalism with Lee-Style Improvements. The regime is getting complacent and the Labour Pariah Barbarians will eventually storm the gate and supplant them and the cycle will repeat but as lackeys, whoever is the master, we just serve them, like that vet lor, pay him money, he butcher your dog."
The labour movement believes that merchants, the regime and its pliant unions cooperate have to work harder and smarter to suppress peasants who may use 2016 to give Ruler Loong another black eye.
Now, the aim is to nip dissent in the bud by identifying troublemakers and sending them to penal colonies in St John Island and making them recite the Book of Revelation five times daily.
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