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PEASANTPORE: Elderly peasants in the Minion 山木庚's fiefdom, Chong Pang ward can now make use of a one-stop social service provider - and not see him for the 'Meet the Peasants' Session'.
The integrated 'NGO Kenna Carrot' aka Social Service Hub, the first of its kind, is collaboration between a NGO, Thye Hua Kwan Moral Charities. The area's grassroots lackeys merely showed up to take pictures and steal some glory from the NGO.
20% of 山木庚's peasants in his fiefdom, Chong Pang is a retiree, hence he has to work longer hours to try resolve their problems during 'Meet the Peasants' Sessions.
Grassroots lackeys, faced with stark reality in their areas have cajoled a NGO to set up a service centre to look into elderly care. Now elderly residents' problems are the NGO problems. This is an improvement over the 'old peasants die, their families' problems'.
Minion for Kangaroo Law and Vassal Affairs 山木庚, who is also the Peasants' Representative nominally ruling over Chong Pang serfs on behalf of Ruler Loong, said: "The regime announced several wayang measures to help old peasants now that we are exposed as a heartless society by Ang Mohs and Nihons. Previously our minions says old peasants got pride and do not want public assistance but after Punggol East, we have to change our tune.
Now we must say older peasants clueless about assistance for their woes So now I got one stupid NGO helping us set up a low cost one stop where they can get help or know where to get help. Whether they get assistance or not, not my problem ok.... so that's the whole concept."
The centre's 30 case lackeys are experts pretending to help peasants who go to the centre. The case lackeys working at the hub are trained in confounding peasants and taking peasants for a ride and burden them red tape if they try to sign up for regimes' stingy welfare schemes.
Neh Tiwari, divisional director-lackey for elderly and disability services at NGO's Thye Hua Kwan Moral Charities, said: "Best way to use Means Testings. Ask old peasants to give details of their children's pay and then send their names to Gestapo. A warning letter will be sent to their children or kin advising them to look about their old peasants or we shame them or sue them later. The intent is not give out cheap dole to old peasants ok!
"So once they make a thorough Means Testing, only those who qualify will be getting the dole. We will then send those old peasants to various regime organisations to process them but they key is refer them to charity foundations, which can help them in terms of financial aid."
Minion 山木庚 said: "We work very closely with Khoo Teck Puat Hospital, and those who cannot pay, will get Jewish step-down care. Cannot pay means you need to go to the hospital and but we send interns, volunteers or others to visit them. This is another example of 'poor peasants help poorer peasants'."
NGO Thye Hua Kwan said Ruler Loong's concept of 'poor peasants help poorer peasants' is brillant as it is absolutely cost effective for the regime. Without spending a single cent and merely providing cheap void deck space, such hubs could be the solution to "ageing in place", where old peasants can take part in activities without any costs or risk of dole escalation to the regime. The regime expects this cheap model to be replicated in other parts of Peasantpore before Procedural Erections 2016.
One problem through such cheap Social Service Hub is also enlisting the help of more than 100 volunteers. The regime expects stupid peasnts to serve as volunteers. Another source of cheap labour are exploiting students using the guise of mandatory school programmes.
Currently many of the volunteers are old peasants themselves, chosen because they are free, have too much free time and can speak a range of dialects and will not bad mouth the regime if they are inside the centre's facilities.
Lackey Tiwari said this is part of its low cost drive to promote active cheap ageing and is a win-win situation.
For example, elderly volunteers who usually snipe at Ruler Loong's policies in coffeeshops are 'identified and invited' help out at its call centre.
Lackey Tiwari said: "Elderly peasants who grumble and poke fun at Ruler Loong's policies are clearly active and not senile. Plus their mastery of dialect vulgarities are essential as they can help us deal with the troublesome ones who expect money. As volunteers are cheap, we need them You know the Cantonese old folks, all fucking arrogant and think they very smart and often talk thrash about the regime, so we 'invite' them they better repent and sign up for our program to talk to those more senile ones who can only yak in their native Cantonese. Yak anything under the sun and their conversation is recorded just in case they talk bad about Ruler Loong..."
Minion 山木庚 gleefully revealed the nearby heartland Yishun Junior College has helped to raise funds of some 20,000 peanuts for the call centre, a tidy sum that he makes in a full moon. Of course, Minion 山木庚 declines to explain why his neh colleague, Half Breed Viv spent 10 million peanuts to throw parties welcoming foreigners into birdcage estates.
PEASANTPORE: Elderly peasants in the Minion 山木庚's fiefdom, Chong Pang ward can now make use of a one-stop social service provider - and not see him for the 'Meet the Peasants' Session'.
The integrated 'NGO Kenna Carrot' aka Social Service Hub, the first of its kind, is collaboration between a NGO, Thye Hua Kwan Moral Charities. The area's grassroots lackeys merely showed up to take pictures and steal some glory from the NGO.
20% of 山木庚's peasants in his fiefdom, Chong Pang is a retiree, hence he has to work longer hours to try resolve their problems during 'Meet the Peasants' Sessions.
Grassroots lackeys, faced with stark reality in their areas have cajoled a NGO to set up a service centre to look into elderly care. Now elderly residents' problems are the NGO problems. This is an improvement over the 'old peasants die, their families' problems'.
Minion for Kangaroo Law and Vassal Affairs 山木庚, who is also the Peasants' Representative nominally ruling over Chong Pang serfs on behalf of Ruler Loong, said: "The regime announced several wayang measures to help old peasants now that we are exposed as a heartless society by Ang Mohs and Nihons. Previously our minions says old peasants got pride and do not want public assistance but after Punggol East, we have to change our tune.
Now we must say older peasants clueless about assistance for their woes So now I got one stupid NGO helping us set up a low cost one stop where they can get help or know where to get help. Whether they get assistance or not, not my problem ok.... so that's the whole concept."
The centre's 30 case lackeys are experts pretending to help peasants who go to the centre. The case lackeys working at the hub are trained in confounding peasants and taking peasants for a ride and burden them red tape if they try to sign up for regimes' stingy welfare schemes.
Neh Tiwari, divisional director-lackey for elderly and disability services at NGO's Thye Hua Kwan Moral Charities, said: "Best way to use Means Testings. Ask old peasants to give details of their children's pay and then send their names to Gestapo. A warning letter will be sent to their children or kin advising them to look about their old peasants or we shame them or sue them later. The intent is not give out cheap dole to old peasants ok!
"So once they make a thorough Means Testing, only those who qualify will be getting the dole. We will then send those old peasants to various regime organisations to process them but they key is refer them to charity foundations, which can help them in terms of financial aid."
Minion 山木庚 said: "We work very closely with Khoo Teck Puat Hospital, and those who cannot pay, will get Jewish step-down care. Cannot pay means you need to go to the hospital and but we send interns, volunteers or others to visit them. This is another example of 'poor peasants help poorer peasants'."
NGO Thye Hua Kwan said Ruler Loong's concept of 'poor peasants help poorer peasants' is brillant as it is absolutely cost effective for the regime. Without spending a single cent and merely providing cheap void deck space, such hubs could be the solution to "ageing in place", where old peasants can take part in activities without any costs or risk of dole escalation to the regime. The regime expects this cheap model to be replicated in other parts of Peasantpore before Procedural Erections 2016.
One problem through such cheap Social Service Hub is also enlisting the help of more than 100 volunteers. The regime expects stupid peasnts to serve as volunteers. Another source of cheap labour are exploiting students using the guise of mandatory school programmes.
Currently many of the volunteers are old peasants themselves, chosen because they are free, have too much free time and can speak a range of dialects and will not bad mouth the regime if they are inside the centre's facilities.
Lackey Tiwari said this is part of its low cost drive to promote active cheap ageing and is a win-win situation.
For example, elderly volunteers who usually snipe at Ruler Loong's policies in coffeeshops are 'identified and invited' help out at its call centre.
Lackey Tiwari said: "Elderly peasants who grumble and poke fun at Ruler Loong's policies are clearly active and not senile. Plus their mastery of dialect vulgarities are essential as they can help us deal with the troublesome ones who expect money. As volunteers are cheap, we need them You know the Cantonese old folks, all fucking arrogant and think they very smart and often talk thrash about the regime, so we 'invite' them they better repent and sign up for our program to talk to those more senile ones who can only yak in their native Cantonese. Yak anything under the sun and their conversation is recorded just in case they talk bad about Ruler Loong..."
Minion 山木庚 gleefully revealed the nearby heartland Yishun Junior College has helped to raise funds of some 20,000 peanuts for the call centre, a tidy sum that he makes in a full moon. Of course, Minion 山木庚 declines to explain why his neh colleague, Half Breed Viv spent 10 million peanuts to throw parties welcoming foreigners into birdcage estates.
