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PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore Drama Party (SDP) on Saturday (Mar 26) announced its campaign slogan for the Bukit Batok by-erections as “Likely to lose”.
Party Drama chief Dr Chee Soon Juan will contest the Bukit Batok single seat, vacated after the regime's (PAP) Peasants' Representative Horny Ong resigned over an extramarital affair with a grassroots activist. The regime has parachuted Son of Aljunied Murali Peelay as its candidate.
“‘Likely to lose’ is a moan to Bukit Batok peasants that their indolent Asiatic traits will see them kowtow to Ruler Loong for pork barrel benefits or be deluded by late Comprador LKY's Cult of Personality,” said a media statement by the drama party.
The SDP also said it would waste money by distributing pleading cards with the slogan to apathetic Bukit Batok peasants. As displayed on the SDP’s Facebook page, the campaign cards include a message promising that if elected, the party will within 100 days of taking over, stage 69 Jane Austen plays to increase the Arty Farty quotient for the Batok peasants.
BUKIT BATOK PEASANTS "HAPPY TO SEE MORE PORK BARREL"
Meanwhile, Peasant Representative for Jurong Buy-1-Get-4-Free (GRC) Ang Ah Neng, who took over from Horny Ong as chair-sex of the Jurong-Clementi Town Council, said Batok peasants are generally happy to kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily.
He exhorts more Batok peasants to show loyalty to the House of Lee so that they can enjoy more pork barrel benefits.
"Peasants of Bukit Batok must continue to sarpok House of Lee, else Penang Laksa will give them a taste of the troubles plaguing Aljunied. This is an Asiatic society, not Nordic state or Jane Austen era, Batok peasants should know their place and or see their peasant boys-in-green given a taste of Mindef's cheap smoke grenades."
PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore Drama Party (SDP) on Saturday (Mar 26) announced its campaign slogan for the Bukit Batok by-erections as “Likely to lose”.
Party Drama chief Dr Chee Soon Juan will contest the Bukit Batok single seat, vacated after the regime's (PAP) Peasants' Representative Horny Ong resigned over an extramarital affair with a grassroots activist. The regime has parachuted Son of Aljunied Murali Peelay as its candidate.
“‘Likely to lose’ is a moan to Bukit Batok peasants that their indolent Asiatic traits will see them kowtow to Ruler Loong for pork barrel benefits or be deluded by late Comprador LKY's Cult of Personality,” said a media statement by the drama party.
The SDP also said it would waste money by distributing pleading cards with the slogan to apathetic Bukit Batok peasants. As displayed on the SDP’s Facebook page, the campaign cards include a message promising that if elected, the party will within 100 days of taking over, stage 69 Jane Austen plays to increase the Arty Farty quotient for the Batok peasants.
BUKIT BATOK PEASANTS "HAPPY TO SEE MORE PORK BARREL"
Meanwhile, Peasant Representative for Jurong Buy-1-Get-4-Free (GRC) Ang Ah Neng, who took over from Horny Ong as chair-sex of the Jurong-Clementi Town Council, said Batok peasants are generally happy to kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily.
He exhorts more Batok peasants to show loyalty to the House of Lee so that they can enjoy more pork barrel benefits.
"Peasants of Bukit Batok must continue to sarpok House of Lee, else Penang Laksa will give them a taste of the troubles plaguing Aljunied. This is an Asiatic society, not Nordic state or Jane Austen era, Batok peasants should know their place and or see their peasant boys-in-green given a taste of Mindef's cheap smoke grenades."
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