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PEASANTPORE: Pagan religious activities like the burning of incense paper and lighting candles and joss sticks are expected to increase during the Qing Ming Festival despite the X'tians efforts to weed them out.
The Peasantpore Civil Defence Fuckers would like to remind peasants of the pagan origins to exercise greater restraint. They are tolerated because during this period because pagans make up close to 50% of the electorate. Any move to limit pagan practices during the Qing Ming period will see a political backlash by the pagans. While the regime sarpoks the X'tians due to their big money, their 15% electorate influence will not help Ruler Loong during the critical 2016 Erections.
As a compromise, the Civil Defence Fuckers are reminding pagan peasants to use limited incense paper burners or metal containers reluctantly provided by the Town Councils.
Private residential owners are also discouraged to use incense paper burners because there are complaints from arty farty bastards that pagan practices devalues their estate and must be balked.
PEASANTPORE: Pagan religious activities like the burning of incense paper and lighting candles and joss sticks are expected to increase during the Qing Ming Festival despite the X'tians efforts to weed them out.
The Peasantpore Civil Defence Fuckers would like to remind peasants of the pagan origins to exercise greater restraint. They are tolerated because during this period because pagans make up close to 50% of the electorate. Any move to limit pagan practices during the Qing Ming period will see a political backlash by the pagans. While the regime sarpoks the X'tians due to their big money, their 15% electorate influence will not help Ruler Loong during the critical 2016 Erections.
As a compromise, the Civil Defence Fuckers are reminding pagan peasants to use limited incense paper burners or metal containers reluctantly provided by the Town Councils.
Private residential owners are also discouraged to use incense paper burners because there are complaints from arty farty bastards that pagan practices devalues their estate and must be balked.
They have no problem celebrating christmas, a pagan festival in ancient time
