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Redditer: Petition to ban auto-flush toilets in all malls and office toilets

Thread starter Flibbertigibbet
Start date Today at 3:51 PM

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Today at 3:51 PM

Petition to ban auto-flush toilets in all malls and office toilets

I was taking a dump at clarke quay central today. Had a really bad stomach ache, so I already knew it was going to be diarrhoea. I sat down and didn’t move the entire time, but for some reason the toilet suddenly auto-flushed. The water pressure was so strong it basically power-washed my ass with my own shit. Ended up having to clean my entire ass cheeks instead of just my ass. -500 points :(

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