I know PAP will win eventually, but this time round, the opposition will put up a very good fight .....
There are some major screw ups by the ministers and I'm sure netizens will blast them like nobody's business ....
In the past few years, I'm sure our minister have done a lot of good for the country. But unfortunately, they will be best remembered for these incidents:
Vivian - "I must take up some basic finance courses. Blew YOG budget x 3. And so sorry to give dog food to volunteers. Paisay. I will serve better food next time. Maybe I will ask the Perm Sec that went for the french cooking class for lessons."
:( Yacoob - "Ops! I told everyone that the Orchard flood is caused by a choked drain, but then the @#$#& flood repeat again a few weeks later and not 50 years laters. And when reporters ask me whether I will compensate those affected by the flood, I say 'my top priority now is it stop the flood', and hopefully people will forget about the compensation after a few days ..."
Kan Seng - "Heads must roll due to the Mas Salamet escape. But not mine and my top police people. Some junior people can take the blame."
George - "Sorry lah, I didn't know that the Romainia a**h*** escaped Singapore until he reach Romania. But I will keep shouting at the Romania government everyday! I promise!"
Ah Mah - "I don't need to build more HDB flats even though more foreigners are coming in. There is no property bubble and I am not in denial! Period."
Tharman - "I have made Singapore number one again! Singapore can stand proud to be the first country to go into recession during the financial crisis. Hip Hip Hurray!"
:p Kim Yong - "I simply love foreign talents! The more the merrier. More! More! More!"
:( Raymond - "Even if they don't die on the MRT tracks, they will still find other ways to kill themselves. I will take my own sweet time to build the MRT track gates. Those track gates cost a lot of money but I cannot make SMRT lose money leh."
Hng Kiang - "I've been enjoying a low profile work these few years after the hairdo incident ... luckily didn't screw up like my buddy's in the cabinet. Hee hee heeeee .... but I still collect my million dollar salary."
Swee Say - "You like my center parking hairstyle?"
Boon Wah - "I will retire in Johor. Cheap place to stay after earning millions of Singapore dollars. And I will never go to KK Hospital, just in case those jokers give me the wrong drug."
Eng Hen - "Hey, Boon Wah, cannot blame me for the KK Hosital screw up lah. Blame my wife, she is the CEO of KK when it happened. But my wife don't need to apologise about the incident even she is the CEO. She don't even need to show her face when everyone is asking where is the CEO? People will forget lah. But just to play safe, can you apologise instead?"
:p Chee Hean - "I just give 9K to all NSmen, now everyone likes me!"
There are some major screw ups by the ministers and I'm sure netizens will blast them like nobody's business ....
In the past few years, I'm sure our minister have done a lot of good for the country. But unfortunately, they will be best remembered for these incidents:
Vivian - "I must take up some basic finance courses. Blew YOG budget x 3. And so sorry to give dog food to volunteers. Paisay. I will serve better food next time. Maybe I will ask the Perm Sec that went for the french cooking class for lessons.":( Yacoob - "Ops! I told everyone that the Orchard flood is caused by a choked drain, but then the @#$#& flood repeat again a few weeks later and not 50 years laters. And when reporters ask me whether I will compensate those affected by the flood, I say 'my top priority now is it stop the flood', and hopefully people will forget about the compensation after a few days ..."
Kan Seng - "Heads must roll due to the Mas Salamet escape. But not mine and my top police people. Some junior people can take the blame." George - "Sorry lah, I didn't know that the Romainia a**h*** escaped Singapore until he reach Romania. But I will keep shouting at the Romania government everyday! I promise!" Ah Mah - "I don't need to build more HDB flats even though more foreigners are coming in. There is no property bubble and I am not in denial! Period." Tharman - "I have made Singapore number one again! Singapore can stand proud to be the first country to go into recession during the financial crisis. Hip Hip Hurray!":p Kim Yong - "I simply love foreign talents! The more the merrier. More! More! More!"
:( Raymond - "Even if they don't die on the MRT tracks, they will still find other ways to kill themselves. I will take my own sweet time to build the MRT track gates. Those track gates cost a lot of money but I cannot make SMRT lose money leh."
Hng Kiang - "I've been enjoying a low profile work these few years after the hairdo incident ... luckily didn't screw up like my buddy's in the cabinet. Hee hee heeeee .... but I still collect my million dollar salary." Swee Say - "You like my center parking hairstyle?" Boon Wah - "I will retire in Johor. Cheap place to stay after earning millions of Singapore dollars. And I will never go to KK Hospital, just in case those jokers give me the wrong drug." Eng Hen - "Hey, Boon Wah, cannot blame me for the KK Hosital screw up lah. Blame my wife, she is the CEO of KK when it happened. But my wife don't need to apologise about the incident even she is the CEO. She don't even need to show her face when everyone is asking where is the CEO? People will forget lah. But just to play safe, can you apologise instead?" :p Chee Hean - "I just give 9K to all NSmen, now everyone likes me!"
