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Peasantpore: Peasantpore Paramount Ruler Loong crowed the country's peasants and serfs needs to toil harder with less stipends to keep up with the rapidly-changing world lest the regime is unable to extract economic rent from foreign merchants.
He dismissed peasants' inputs with his old formula during a staged dialogue session at peasant heartland Ang Mo Kio, this time involving mostly elderly peasants.
Ruler Loong told the younger peasants with aspirations while they can chase their dream, it is important realise they are living in an Asiatic society and they must kowtow their rulers regularly, support the 'Favour the foreigners' policy and work harder with less stipends.
To the older peasants, Ruler Loong exhorted them to earn their keep working as cleaners, foodcourt waiters part-time or die asap to avoid taxing the regime's resources.
One of the key themes that emerged during the session was explain why there should be less health care support and facilities to allow peasants to die without creating budget inbalances.
Many peasants expressed concern about that the regime is not interested in solving Peasantpore's greying population but adopted short term gains by using cheap foreigners from neighbouring basket case states. Many tried to linked the low birth rates woes to Old Autocrat's 'Stop at Two' curse but were warned to shut their trap. In addition, some well placed lackey moles hijacked the 'CONversation' by supporting reduced health care and support for senior peasants. Other peasants who tried to put up agendas like removing the hated ISA were quietly told to go to pee pee at the toilets.
Ruler Loong acknowledged that reduction of health care services for old peasants is a heartless move but that is expected in his 'Peasants die, their problem' doctrine. He hinted 60% of the stupid peasants will support such a move in future 'Procedural Erections' but neglect to mention how it will be achieved.
He also noted the need to have eldercare facilities in birdcage estates, close to senior citizens.
"Senior peasants simply want to die near their homes, of course I support that. I certainly do not want to see old peasants dropping dead around 'Garden by the Bays' right? Then the ang mohs and nihons will laugh at our Ruler huh?," said Lackey Lam Min-Min, chairlackey of the Regime Wayang Committee for No Health Services for Peasants.
"Ruler Loong will pass more decrees of having more Senior Activity Centres in the void decks, as well as in the community. You think he will build those centres near his home or Oxley Road? Perhaps in your peasants' wet dreams and please do not write long Jane Austen type of prose to condemn ok."
Peasants also had worries about public birdcages - if the pigeoholes will become smaller like the Hongkies are getting now.
Ruler Loong retorted: "KNNCCB you all want a bungalow at kampung prices huh? Fat hope. Do not tell me old HDB birdcages bigger ok, next peasant who says that will be hanged by his balls. If you want big birdcages, go buy older birdcages ok. Pay up and do not compram old birdcages expensive."
Peasantpore: Peasantpore Paramount Ruler Loong crowed the country's peasants and serfs needs to toil harder with less stipends to keep up with the rapidly-changing world lest the regime is unable to extract economic rent from foreign merchants.
He dismissed peasants' inputs with his old formula during a staged dialogue session at peasant heartland Ang Mo Kio, this time involving mostly elderly peasants.
Ruler Loong told the younger peasants with aspirations while they can chase their dream, it is important realise they are living in an Asiatic society and they must kowtow their rulers regularly, support the 'Favour the foreigners' policy and work harder with less stipends.
To the older peasants, Ruler Loong exhorted them to earn their keep working as cleaners, foodcourt waiters part-time or die asap to avoid taxing the regime's resources.
One of the key themes that emerged during the session was explain why there should be less health care support and facilities to allow peasants to die without creating budget inbalances.
Many peasants expressed concern about that the regime is not interested in solving Peasantpore's greying population but adopted short term gains by using cheap foreigners from neighbouring basket case states. Many tried to linked the low birth rates woes to Old Autocrat's 'Stop at Two' curse but were warned to shut their trap. In addition, some well placed lackey moles hijacked the 'CONversation' by supporting reduced health care and support for senior peasants. Other peasants who tried to put up agendas like removing the hated ISA were quietly told to go to pee pee at the toilets.
Ruler Loong acknowledged that reduction of health care services for old peasants is a heartless move but that is expected in his 'Peasants die, their problem' doctrine. He hinted 60% of the stupid peasants will support such a move in future 'Procedural Erections' but neglect to mention how it will be achieved.
He also noted the need to have eldercare facilities in birdcage estates, close to senior citizens.
"Senior peasants simply want to die near their homes, of course I support that. I certainly do not want to see old peasants dropping dead around 'Garden by the Bays' right? Then the ang mohs and nihons will laugh at our Ruler huh?," said Lackey Lam Min-Min, chairlackey of the Regime Wayang Committee for No Health Services for Peasants.
"Ruler Loong will pass more decrees of having more Senior Activity Centres in the void decks, as well as in the community. You think he will build those centres near his home or Oxley Road? Perhaps in your peasants' wet dreams and please do not write long Jane Austen type of prose to condemn ok."
Peasants also had worries about public birdcages - if the pigeoholes will become smaller like the Hongkies are getting now.
Ruler Loong retorted: "KNNCCB you all want a bungalow at kampung prices huh? Fat hope. Do not tell me old HDB birdcages bigger ok, next peasant who says that will be hanged by his balls. If you want big birdcages, go buy older birdcages ok. Pay up and do not compram old birdcages expensive."
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