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Raining Again
- Thread starter wahlaneh
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wahlaneh...
it's raining heavily again.
where will flood today?
new places or same old place?
Don't worry, as long it does not exceed the engineering works, we have put in, it would not flood; but if God decides to act, what can we do.
Don't worry, Abang and all the rest of the gang are on the ball now, you have them checking the trees, the sluiceways, the culverts the whatever...if not, with aches & pains the boss will meet them at the cul de sac & humtum their kapala.
But remember to bring along all the rain precaution, most important, sandbags...
forgot, you can get ' sau lo' ( oops!, ZORRO) to stand on top of MBS and sing "rain, rain, go away"..afterall, he sang to the economy & it upturned the downturn!!
You should strap your rubber dinghy to the top of your 4x4, don't forget your paddle, your mac, wellingtons, wear a full armour plus helmet ( in case they miss checking one tree); snorkel & flippers...but if it flood, you still have to pay ERP for the money collected will help improve their wallets...oops! the drainage...
You should strap your rubber dinghy to the top of your 4x4, don't forget your paddle, your mac, wellingtons, wear a full armour plus helmet ( in case they miss checking one tree); snorkel & flippers...but if it flood, you still have to pay ERP for the money collected will help improve their wallets...oops! the drainage...
Good idea, pal.
My rubber dinghy has a duck head in front. Am going to dismantle the ERP thingy from my 4x4 and tie it on top of the duck head, so will not kena summon when going under ERP.
Problem now is it take time to pump up the ducky dinghy leh. With the armour and helmet on, very difficult to blow to inflat the ducky.
Hmmm.....on 2nd thought, may still be betterest to take the dragon boat. ERP thingy can also tie to dragon's head mah. No need to inflat, just very tough to row it all alone, armour, helmet et al.
The bloody MP there better solve the flood problem fast, else no vote for him/her. Very siong paddling all alone. BTW, which GRC is Orchard Road under ? Marine Parade, since more like seaside now ?
Good idea, pal.
My rubber dinghy has a duck head in front. Am going to dismantle the ERP thingy from my 4x4 and tie it on top of the duck head, so will not kena summon when going under ERP.
Problem now is it take time to pump up the ducky dinghy leh. With the armour and helmet on, very difficult to blow to inflat the ducky.
Hmmm.....on 2nd thought, may still be betterest to take the dragon boat. ERP thingy can also tie to dragon's head mah. No need to inflat, just very tough to row it all alone, armour, helmet et al.
The bloody MP there better solve the flood problem fast, else no vote for him/her. Very siong paddling all alone. BTW, which GRC is Orchard Road under ? Marine Parade, since more like seaside now ?
LKY & Prataman staying down the road, his son the other end of Orchard Rd...should be under the no porn Lui...
bring a kayak lah!, no kayak a sampan...still can hang that ERP device in front...don't forget to apply for Sampan Licence..it starts with SZxxxx and for kayak you have to get PUB lincence to use the water...for it is under their water managment scheme...(reservoir)...Don't forget to pick up some sandbags on your way home 
wahlaneh...
it's raining heavily again.
where will flood today?
new places or same old place?
Bring your swimming trunk to standby lah. go toilet change and come out easy.
now that NEA has issued official warning on 'storms' and 'floods', if i stay far away from my workplace and exposed to these 'hazards' can i take annual leave? what is the official word from those who has worked overseas and experienced such situations? answer fast going to work in an hours and half time...lol
Talking Donkey
Alfrescian (S)
You should strap your rubber dinghy to the top of your 4x4, don't forget your paddle, your mac, wellingtons, wear a full armour plus helmet ( in case they miss checking one tree); snorkel & flippers...but if it flood, you still have to pay ERP for the money collected will help improve their wallets...oops! the drainage...
Shit bro i'm at the wrong place,i'm in sabah now and i'm going snorkeling,how is abang getting along?
Shit bro i'm at the wrong place,i'm in sabah now and i'm going snorkeling,how is abang getting along?
Abang, so far so good, on the bola; if not some orang tua will humtum him on his kapala with the kelapa!!
I thought snorkling not allowed at the moment?, the corals got bleached or something?
Talking Donkey
Alfrescian (S)
as long as abang is not sleeping on the job i'm happy,snorkeling and scuba diving is not allow in eastern part of malaysia and langkawiAbang, so far so good, on the bola; if not some orang tua will humtum him on his kapala with the kelapa!!
Kepala (Ker-pah-ler) = Head (big or small) as in butohAbang, so far so good, on the bola; if not some orang tua will humtum him on his kapala with the kelapa!!
Kelapa (Ker-lah-pah) = Kukunut
Kepala (Ker-pah-ler) = Head (big or small) as in butoh
Kelapa (Ker-lah-pah) = Kukunut
Correct lah!...humtum the kapala with the kelapa...in SINgapore kukunut very expensive you know!...you must be tuan besar then you get hit with the kelapa....hit too many times, the pisang dak guna!
Just swim there. You can do it come on!!
wahlaneh...
it's raining heavily again.
where will flood today?
new places or same old place?
Learn to be positive. Not all rains are bad, and not all sunshine is good.
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