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Chitchat Proposal of a secret tunnel dating service

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This idea was inspired by
hk movie, the happy ghost, directed by Raymond wong.
In this show, the happy trio told the happy ghost - how nice if we can know who is interested in who, without having to get rejected, and missing potential opportunities. The happy ghost then said, easy, in a magic blink, they could see Angel circles on top of everyone's head. And there was a clear indication of which campus boy was interested to make friend or having relationship with each other.
It is actually the same in the real world.
People missing love opportunities without taking initiatives, fearing of rejections etc.
Although there are many dating agencies available in sg, they all work within the same concept of registering membership with them and arranging dates.
The current concept is a tedious process, and many complaints have been lodged for mismatch arrangements, wasting their time and money.
There are also many shy and over pride people out there that are keen with these dating agencies, but they either find it too costly and too shy to let other people know about their desperation.

A secret tunnel dating service solve all the above problem.

Leegistered company name - shhhhh pte Ltd (as this is the main identifier amongst other dating agencies, it is supposed to be done secretly without anyone knowing)

Target age group - all age

Membership fee - TBA, members are entitled to a member discount at each visit.
Non member can pay as you enter

Charges - TBA for the entrance fee, thereafter TBA for a successful match fee. In the event of a mismatch, member just exit without paying extra fee.
All the fees are expected to fall FAR below the cost of a conventional dating service.

Opening hours - 24x7

Concept and description of the service -

To match the theme of secret, an underground basement setup is highly recommended.

There will basically be only a entry point and a exit point.
The entry point will span into 2 routes, 1 for the presenting member, and 1 for the viewing member. Between them lies a viewing and communication window.

There will be a ongoing scheduled time for the presenting gender members to fall in, without mingling among themselves. We can sort out how it can be done later.
After eg the female presenting members has fallin, they will be lead into the entry point of the tunnel, and each will be given a chair to sit.
Next, we will gather all the male viewers to enter the other routes.
They will be free to walk to and fro the viewing tunnel. Similar to what we always do in a FOODCOURT, we would walk to and fro to choose which stall we want to order food from.
Once a male member sees what they like, they can queue up for the same female and wait for their turn to "try order their food".

Operation code word - is either I want you, or I don't want you.
Once the male says, I WANT YOU, the female will need to leeply either I WANT YOU OR I DON'T WANT YOU.

Each viewing member will only be allowed to try order 3 times, and if they cannot leeceive a I WANT YOU, they have to exit the tunnel.

Once a viewing member leeceive a bi directional of I WANT YOU, both exit the tunnel and proceed to pay the success fee.

The male and female member will rotate to becum the viewing or the presenting member. They will need to refer to the viewing and presenting schedules provided at different time of the day.

Once a successful couple walks out the tunnel and paid the success fee, it is upto them to furhter develop their relationship.

Shhhhh pte Ltd will not be responsible for any matter outside their viewing and payment day.
 
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There will surely be basic questions like

1. Without chatting and having seen the members profile, how do we know more about this member, and how to decide if we want to say I WANT YOU OR I DON'T WANT YOU.?

Shhhh pte Ltd aims to have as many successful match as possible for a better earning of collecting the success fee.
However, bear in mind that the fee will fall far below that of a conventional dating agency.
Therefore to answer the above doubt -

The member have to use their own instinct to feel if this person is worthy to try to date.
At least the common problem of
We don't see what we get is being solved.

After they leave the tunnel, it is upto them to find out more about each other.
And if they doesn't like this person, they can always revisit Shhhh pte Ltd.
Even within the same day.
 
There will surely be basic questions like

1. Without chatting and having seen the members profile, how do we know more about this member, and how to decide if we want to say I WANT YOU OR I DON'T WANT YOU.?

Shhhh pte Ltd aims to have as many successful match as possible for a better earning of collecting the success fee.
However, bear in mind that the fee will fall far below that of a conventional dating agency.
Therefore to answer the above doubt -

The member have to use their own instinct to feel if this person is worthy to try to date.
At least the common problem of
We don't see what we get is being solved.

After they leave the tunnel, it is upto them to find out more about each other.
And if they doesn't like this person, they can always revisit Shhhh pte Ltd.
Even within the same day.
Whahhahahahahah
 
My idea is to have a bouncy castle but for adults only, couples can have sex inside.

It must be bigger than the bouncy castles for kids, and have high walls around it.

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My invention better: AI smart contact lenses or glasses for dating.

On road or in party, everyone has to buy or rent this gadget, u configure your own type of ideal partner and the specific signal to send, .e.g if u blink 5times at a person means u like person, immediately AI gadget send a signal to the person u looking at. Telling him/her details of interest.and sending your profile, all real-time.

But still doesn't solve a problem, a pretty girl will receive fuckin loads of signals! So AI will pre-filter for lady and send only those that might have a chance. She or him can configure the accept or reject signal to send e.g. cough means NO, blink 3 times means YES. This signal will be sent to the initiator, including some basic info like single or married or some expectation like min salary earned or just looking for ONS etc.

If yes then initiator can approach the target and have conversation confidently since pass the 1st round. If reject, please diam diam
 
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This is a draft of the proposal.
There will still be many fine tuning needed.

I predict there will cum a time when member will try to cheat the company by using some secret moves or gesture to avoid paying the success fee, even when both are keen with each other by saying
I DON'T WANT YOU
yet after leaving the premises, they actually want each other.
 
My invention better: AI smart contact lenses or glasses for dating.

On road or in party, everyone has to buy or rent this gadget, u configure your own type of ideal partner and the specific signal to send, .e.g if u blink 5times at a person means u like person, immediately AI gadget send a signal to the person u looking at. Telling him/her details of interest.and sending your profile, all real-time.

But still doesn't solve a problem, a pretty girl will receive fuckin loads of signals! So AI will pre-filter for lady and send only those that might have a chance. She or him can configure the accept or reject signal to send e.g. cough means NO, blink 3 times means YES. This signal will be sent to the initiator, including some basic info like single or married or some expectation like min salary earned or just looking for ONS etc.

If yes then initiator can approach the target and have conversation confidently since pass the 1st round. If reject, please diam diam
This is a good idea.
It may need quite a huge invention cost though.
If the signals can really help to link them up, it will takeover a conventional dating agencies for sure.

My idea is old school and manual.
But less investment cost.
 
This is a good idea.
It may need quite a huge invention cost though.
If the signals can really help to link them up, it will takeover a conventional dating agencies for sure.

My idea is old school and manual.
But less investment cost.

It can be embedded into phone for making friends, not necessary dating. For net working . Embedded into phone also ok. Point and send signal or link to smart eye wear.
 
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