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神！老中醫把脈就知「打XX過度」 他尷尬炸：媽在旁邊
編輯 陳儷文 報導
2019/08/23 08:33
示意圖／TVBS
「難道這就是傳說中5000年老祖宗的智慧？」1名網友表示，高中時被媽媽帶去看中醫，原本只是因為運動傷害而就診，沒想到中醫師看診時竟當面問他「你最近是不是手淫過度？」讓原PO當場呆住，媽媽聽到之後，還幫他食補了好幾個月！
原PO在PTT八掛板發文表示，以前高中時打籃球受傷，媽媽帶他去看中醫。除了把脈之外，中醫師還把他的手掌翻過來又翻過去、仔細端詳了一陣子，突然間眉頭一皺，用案情不單純的表情，當著原PO媽媽的面問他「你最近是不是手淫過度？」
示意圖／TVBS
原PO當下漲紅了臉、呆滯了幾秒鐘，中醫師接著向原PO媽媽交待，要她讓兒子「節制一點」。原PO和媽媽後來在回家的路上，整路尷尬不已，「之後還吃了好幾個月的虱目魚湯跟藥燉料理」。原PO分享這段難忘經驗，忍不住問網友，「有沒有中醫為什麼這麼神，把個脈、看個手掌就知道肥宅打手槍過度的八卦？難道這就是傳說中5000年老祖宗的智慧？」
網友看後笑噴，直說「每個男生他都這樣說吧」、「他肥宅看多了」、「看到一臉肥宅樣的就說這句，100％準」、「10個青年有9個天天XX」、「手上還黏著衛生紙屑」、「你手上大概腥腥的」、「跟算命師對路邊小姐說有嬰靈纏身一樣」；不過也有網友認真不歪樓回「你媽媽對你很好」。
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God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Edited by Chen Yuwen
2019/08/23 08:33
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"Is this the wisdom of the legendary 5,000-year-old ancestors?" A netizen said that when he was taken to see Chinese medicine in his high school, he was originally treated for sports injuries. He did not expect the Chinese doctor to ask him when he was visiting. "You recently Is it excessive masturbation?" Let the original PO stay on the spot, and after the mother heard it, he also helped him to make up for several months!
The original PO said in the PTT eight-hanging board that he had been injured in basketball in high school before, and his mother took him to see Chinese medicine. In addition to the pulse, the Chinese doctor turned his palm over and turned it over and looked at it for a while. Suddenly his brow wrinkled and asked him in the face of the original PO mother with the expression of the case. "You have recently Not masturbation?"
Schematic / TVBS God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Schematic / TVBS
The original PO was immediately reddened and sluggish for a few seconds. The Chinese doctor then explained to the original PO mother that she should let her son "control a little." The original PO and my mother later went home on the road, and they were all stunned. "After that, I ate the fish sauce soup for several months." The original PO shared this unforgettable experience and couldn't help but ask the netizens. "Is there any Chinese medicine why is it so god? Let's take a look at the palm of your hand and know the gossip of the fat house." Is this the wisdom of the legendary 5,000-year-old ancestor? ?"
After watching the netizen, the netizen said, "Every boy said this." "He sees more fat houses." "If you see a face, you can say this sentence, 100% accurate," "10 Young people have 9 days of XX", "there are still sticky toilet papers on their hands", "You are probably stunned in your hands", and "The fortune teller tells the roadside that there is a baby-inflicted body"; but there are also netizens who are serious about it. Go back to "Your mother is very good to you."
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Updated: 2019/08/23 08:33
Chinese medicine, pulse, masturbation, pistol
神！老中醫把脈就知「打XX過度」 他尷尬炸：媽在旁邊
編輯 陳儷文 報導
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「難道這就是傳說中5000年老祖宗的智慧？」1名網友表示，高中時被媽媽帶去看中醫，原本只是因為運動傷害而就診，沒想到中醫師看診時竟當面問他「你最近是不是手淫過度？」讓原PO當場呆住，媽媽聽到之後，還幫他食補了好幾個月！
原PO在PTT八掛板發文表示，以前高中時打籃球受傷，媽媽帶他去看中醫。除了把脈之外，中醫師還把他的手掌翻過來又翻過去、仔細端詳了一陣子，突然間眉頭一皺，用案情不單純的表情，當著原PO媽媽的面問他「你最近是不是手淫過度？」
原PO當下漲紅了臉、呆滯了幾秒鐘，中醫師接著向原PO媽媽交待，要她讓兒子「節制一點」。原PO和媽媽後來在回家的路上，整路尷尬不已，「之後還吃了好幾個月的虱目魚湯跟藥燉料理」。原PO分享這段難忘經驗，忍不住問網友，「有沒有中醫為什麼這麼神，把個脈、看個手掌就知道肥宅打手槍過度的八卦？難道這就是傳說中5000年老祖宗的智慧？」
網友看後笑噴，直說「每個男生他都這樣說吧」、「他肥宅看多了」、「看到一臉肥宅樣的就說這句，100％準」、「10個青年有9個天天XX」、「手上還黏著衛生紙屑」、「你手上大概腥腥的」、「跟算命師對路邊小姐說有嬰靈纏身一樣」；不過也有網友認真不歪樓回「你媽媽對你很好」。
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更新時間：2019/08/23 08:33
God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Edited by Chen Yuwen
2019/08/23 08:33
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Schematic / TVBS God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Schematic / TVBS
"Is this the wisdom of the legendary 5,000-year-old ancestors?" A netizen said that when he was taken to see Chinese medicine in his high school, he was originally treated for sports injuries. He did not expect the Chinese doctor to ask him when he was visiting. "You recently Is it excessive masturbation?" Let the original PO stay on the spot, and after the mother heard it, he also helped him to make up for several months!
The original PO said in the PTT eight-hanging board that he had been injured in basketball in high school before, and his mother took him to see Chinese medicine. In addition to the pulse, the Chinese doctor turned his palm over and turned it over and looked at it for a while. Suddenly his brow wrinkled and asked him in the face of the original PO mother with the expression of the case. "You have recently Not masturbation?"
Schematic / TVBS God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Schematic / TVBS
The original PO was immediately reddened and sluggish for a few seconds. The Chinese doctor then explained to the original PO mother that she should let her son "control a little." The original PO and my mother later went home on the road, and they were all stunned. "After that, I ate the fish sauce soup for several months." The original PO shared this unforgettable experience and couldn't help but ask the netizens. "Is there any Chinese medicine why is it so god? Let's take a look at the palm of your hand and know the gossip of the fat house." Is this the wisdom of the legendary 5,000-year-old ancestor? ?"
After watching the netizen, the netizen said, "Every boy said this." "He sees more fat houses." "If you see a face, you can say this sentence, 100% accurate," "10 Young people have 9 days of XX", "there are still sticky toilet papers on their hands", "You are probably stunned in your hands", and "The fortune teller tells the roadside that there is a baby-inflicted body"; but there are also netizens who are serious about it. Go back to "Your mother is very good to you."
Figure / flip PTT gossip plate God! The old Chinese doctor knows that "playing XX is excessive". He smashes: Mom is next to him.
Figure / flip PTT gossip
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Updated: 2019/08/23 08:33
Chinese medicine, pulse, masturbation, pistol
