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Nah Beh!
Gave me a nightmare last night from your hellish invention hor!
I woke up from dreaming a ghost sitting in my bath tub ranting political slogan. Shit! I look for my beer jar to pour into my tub to exorcise it, but got no piranha in my jar, won't work! My balder full I too scared to go to my bathroom to PJ. Had to walk over to my kitchen bathroom to PJ. Your fault bro!
To exorcise your tub:
Pee your golden shower into your beer jar, and while pouring into your tub, chant Tua Pek Kong summon all the ghost to meet LKY @Istana. HUAT AH!
Your tub will be as good as new with 10 years warranty by Tua Pek Kong.
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