Pics 妖精铁锅炖唐僧肉 boiled human meat in giant pots in Duterte-land

Nah Beh!

Gave me a nightmare last night from your hellish invention hor!

I woke up from dreaming a ghost sitting in my bath tub ranting political slogan. Shit! I look for my beer jar to pour into my tub to exorcise it, but got no piranha in my jar, won't work! My balder full I too scared to go to my bathroom to PJ. Had to walk over to my kitchen bathroom to PJ. Your fault bro!

To exorcise your tub:

Pee your golden shower into your beer jar, and while pouring into your tub, chant Tua Pek Kong summon all the ghost to meet LKY @Istana. HUAT AH!

Your tub will be as good as new with 10 years warranty by Tua Pek Kong.
 
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To exorcise your tub:

Pee your golden shower into your beer jar, and while pouring into your tub, chant Tua Pek Kong summon all the ghost to meet LKY @Istana. HUAT AH!

Your tub will be as good as new with 10 years warranty by Tua Pek Kong.
you can add another 2 years for "extended" warranty if you rub-a-dub-dub in your tub :p
 
I only do this type of tub on a regular basis

 
Should be : "Due to the GRAPHIC nature of the exhibits." (graphic = adj)

"Graphics" is a noun.

Sinkie English sucks! This has happened because Singlish has been allowed to take root. People think that it's OK to speak gibberish and that they can switch to proper English when necessary but the evidence shows otherwise.
must be a tiong staffer at the sinkie tourist board.
 
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