personal problem thread

my personal problem i that i am a phobic and i am more than 50% impotent.:o
 
Personal problem... Ex-gf pregnant, she's married, i'm married.. dont know what to do..
 
... Ex-gf pregnant, she's married, i'm married.. dont know what to do..
Err...did you impregnate her? Else, don't quite fathom why it's your problem ;)

i am a phobic and i am more than 50% impotent.:o
Phobic disorder? Never rains but it pours, with your other 50% inability to rise to occassion:*:

My sex change operation is complete and I'm now Samantha. However, I still think like a man. Will a brain transplant help?
Jeeze.. procedure gone awry with your penile displacement. My condolences for incomplete fulfilment. :eek:
 
Err...did you impregnate her? Else, don't quite fathom why it's your problem ;)


Phobic disorder? Never rains but it pours, with your other 50% inability to rise to occassion:*:


Jeeze.. procedure gone awry with your penile displacement. My condolences for incomplete fulfilment. :eek:

i read too much into things and sometimes, i think coincidence is god send and i will think something bad is gonna happen to me.:(

as for my erectile dysfunction, i only need to release once every fortnight or sometimes once in 3 weeks.:o
 
i read too much into things and sometimes, i think coincidence is god send and i will think something bad is gonna happen to me.:(

as for my erectile dysfunction, i only need to release once every fortnight or sometimes once in 3 weeks.:o

maybe it's good in a way, i dun fuck around too much.
 
I have a personal problem.

My sex change operation is complete and I'm now Samantha. However, I still think like a man. Will a brain transplant help?

Why sex change in the first place ? :D
 
Unless you are born in Syria or Somalia, indecision and/or making wrong decisions is the root of all personal problems ...........

[video=youtube;kBuGF0sLSVg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBuGF0sLSVg[/video]
 
Personal problem... Ex-gf pregnant, she's married, i'm married.. dont know what to do..

That's not a problem it's a godsend.....
You just patsy to raise your own kid and after 18 years you can come out and reclaim the child
 
maybe it's good in a way, i dun fuck around too much.

Once in 3 weeks is hardly call dun fuck around too much.
It's sex life of a pathetic loser......
Now I understand why you are the way you are. Some of my hatred for you now turned to pity
 
The source of man's problems is?

There was Adam, happy as a man could be
Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the cornerstore for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, boy did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square
Till one night she clipped him for all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time, sure will

From our history books we all learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
Ain't that just like a woman?
Hey, just like a woman?
That's just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met
Some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread
She said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman?
They'll do it every time, I'm sure will

You can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied

It's just like a woman?
That's just like a woman?
It's just like a woman?
Many, they'll do it every time


[video=youtube;OkQWv18Trw0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkQWv18Trw0[/video]
 
All share a common destiny—the righteous and the wicked, the good and the bad, the clean and the unclean, those who offer sacrifices and those who do not.

As it is with the good,
so with the sinful;
as it is with those who take oaths,
so with those who are afraid to take them.

This is the evil in everything that happens under the sun: The same destiny overtakes all. The hearts of people, moreover, are full of evil and there is madness in their hearts while they live, and afterward they join the dead. Anyone who is among the living has hope—even a live dog is better off than a dead lion!

For the living know that they will die,
but the dead know nothing;
they have no further reward,
and even their name is forgotten.
Their love, their hate
and their jealousy have long since vanished;
never again will they have a part
in anything that happens under the sun.


https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes 9&version=NIV

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/louis_jordan/jack_youre_dead.html

[video=youtube;1NAUeL0D4SI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAUeL0D4SI[/video]
 
Once in 3 weeks is hardly call dun fuck around too much.
It's sex life of a pathetic loser......
Now I understand why you are the way you are. Some of my hatred for you now turned to pity

who need your pity, you want a one to one fight, just put time and place. i bare handedly can toss you into the drain, you can try!:oIo:
 
who need your pity, you want a one to one fight, just put time and place. i bare handedly can toss you into the drain, you can try!:oIo:

You win..........
 

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