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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong's rationale behind hiking the Tax the Poor Tax (GST) to 9 per cent in a few years' time found support among most Peasants' Representatives(MPs) who knew who signed off their stipends.
A few sly representatives tried to be funny and urged Minion Heng to explain why he still have surplus of 9.1 billion peanuts for 2017.
In the wide-ranging debate on Tuesday (Feb 27), the well paid Peasants' Representatives who spoke on the issue of the poor peasants' hike covered topics like expanding the scope of taxes for e-commerce sex sites e.g. Sugar Daddies.
Peasants' Representative Foo Ah Har called this year’s Budget a "LPPL" (cock whack testicles) one. Amid news that the regime’s rent economy grew at a faster-than-expected pace and last year’s Budget could have a healthy 9.6 billion peanuts, if not for GIC and Temasek losses for propping up decadent western banks.
"We loss billions in some silly bank gambles, which were defended by Phony Tan and Ho Jinx, now peasants have to pay for the losses"
The representative also suggested reviewing imposing sin taxes on e-whore sites. “KNNCCB, vermins like Darren Chan are earning fat cat incomes from whoring as a pimp, we ought to tax that bastard," she said.
To curry favour with Ruler Loong, she also proposed other measures such as introducing a sugar tax as poor peasants tend to consume more sugar and then expect Ruler Loong to give them health care benefits.
House of Lee representative Chong Ah Hiong, spoke up on the tax the poor hike too, asking if the regime will implement the hike as soon as possible as he see that peasants are still flocking to expensive pigeonhole launches.
Peasant Chong pointed out 45% is a good target citing that is the case in Aussie states and said no benefits payouts are required since House of Lee always have 69% of the 2015 Procedural Erections to prop them up.
Tolerated but Not Erected Representative Thomas Chua pointed out that some smaller merchants, particularly those from the northern part of Peasantpore, are concerned that following the Tax the Poor hike, more peasants would head across the Causeway to shop for daily necessities. These merchants believe this is "very likely to happen" as the Peasantpore-Johor Sex Transit System Link will start operating in 2024, he added.
"I tell them no worries, we just circulate more videos of JB gangster murders, fire-crackers or start a fight with JB, problem solved," Representative Chua said.
The Labour Pariahs was "unable to support the announcement of a GST hike" presently, said its assistant sex-general 皮蛋. 皮蛋 added that the party's stand was due simple reason if Ruler Loong says turn left, we will advocate turning right"
PREVENTING ILLEGAL PROFITEERING
Some Representatives also raised concerns about profiteering after the tax increase and suggested the regime do some wayang to placate stupid peasants.
"Local peasants are very stupid, just set up a wayang council to look into complaints, they sextified liao, you see even a turkey like Kong Hee can fool them, what more House of Lee?"
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong's rationale behind hiking the Tax the Poor Tax (GST) to 9 per cent in a few years' time found support among most Peasants' Representatives(MPs) who knew who signed off their stipends.
A few sly representatives tried to be funny and urged Minion Heng to explain why he still have surplus of 9.1 billion peanuts for 2017.
In the wide-ranging debate on Tuesday (Feb 27), the well paid Peasants' Representatives who spoke on the issue of the poor peasants' hike covered topics like expanding the scope of taxes for e-commerce sex sites e.g. Sugar Daddies.
Peasants' Representative Foo Ah Har called this year’s Budget a "LPPL" (cock whack testicles) one. Amid news that the regime’s rent economy grew at a faster-than-expected pace and last year’s Budget could have a healthy 9.6 billion peanuts, if not for GIC and Temasek losses for propping up decadent western banks.
"We loss billions in some silly bank gambles, which were defended by Phony Tan and Ho Jinx, now peasants have to pay for the losses"
The representative also suggested reviewing imposing sin taxes on e-whore sites. “KNNCCB, vermins like Darren Chan are earning fat cat incomes from whoring as a pimp, we ought to tax that bastard," she said.
To curry favour with Ruler Loong, she also proposed other measures such as introducing a sugar tax as poor peasants tend to consume more sugar and then expect Ruler Loong to give them health care benefits.
House of Lee representative Chong Ah Hiong, spoke up on the tax the poor hike too, asking if the regime will implement the hike as soon as possible as he see that peasants are still flocking to expensive pigeonhole launches.
Peasant Chong pointed out 45% is a good target citing that is the case in Aussie states and said no benefits payouts are required since House of Lee always have 69% of the 2015 Procedural Erections to prop them up.
Tolerated but Not Erected Representative Thomas Chua pointed out that some smaller merchants, particularly those from the northern part of Peasantpore, are concerned that following the Tax the Poor hike, more peasants would head across the Causeway to shop for daily necessities. These merchants believe this is "very likely to happen" as the Peasantpore-Johor Sex Transit System Link will start operating in 2024, he added.
"I tell them no worries, we just circulate more videos of JB gangster murders, fire-crackers or start a fight with JB, problem solved," Representative Chua said.
The Labour Pariahs was "unable to support the announcement of a GST hike" presently, said its assistant sex-general 皮蛋. 皮蛋 added that the party's stand was due simple reason if Ruler Loong says turn left, we will advocate turning right"
PREVENTING ILLEGAL PROFITEERING
Some Representatives also raised concerns about profiteering after the tax increase and suggested the regime do some wayang to placate stupid peasants.
"Local peasants are very stupid, just set up a wayang council to look into complaints, they sextified liao, you see even a turkey like Kong Hee can fool them, what more House of Lee?"
