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PEASANTPORE: Overly Educated Peasant Tan Jee Say, a former lackey turned rebel and also presidential candidate, has announced the formation of a new political party, Local Peasants First, which pledges to put dumb "Peasants at the heart of the nation".
At a press conference on Sunday, former lackey Tan announced the formation of the party and unveiled his 11-peasant team, which include former grassroots lackeys and professional peasants with too much free time after they were excluded from Ruler Loong's favour.
Outlining the party's proposed manifesto, former lackey Tan said he plans to submit the party's registration latest by Monday.
He added that the proposed party wants to focus splitting the opposition vote to give Ruler Loong a easier time in 2016 with the impending demise or Old Autocrat LKY who is now suffering retribution.
The 11 founding members of the party are:
1.Dr Ang Ah Guan, psycho-path and disgruntled former grassroots leader
2.Mickey Chia, retired Hotel New World assistant engineer and volunteer social worker at Geylang Lorong 21
3.Fahmi Rais, propaganda professional, former lowly ranked PAP lackey member and legislative assistant
4.Fatimah Akthar, architect who calls for buildings to be labeled infidels if they do not blow the horn 5 times daily
5.Dr David Foo Ah Jin, drug peddler/salesman, logistics professional and former lowly ranked PAP member
6.Jamie Lee Buay Swee Yan, IT professional who is seeking a secondary source of income with outsourcing on the rise.
7.Win-si-deng Lim, architect and town planner who is pissed that Marboro Tan told him to fly kite
8.Dr Loke Ah Hoe, director of 3 shell educational companies focusing on getting PRC students to moonlight as KTV whores.
9.Tan Ah Say, former lackey serving ex-regent Woody and is a mole to split opposition votes.
10.David Tan LK, Sex Educationist and former grassroots lackey
11.Tan Ah Ann, social entrepreneur, retired Mindef paper tiger officer and former-PAP grassroots lackey who wants all PSLE school leavers to attend the SCSC course.
Sabo Tan said he hopes to recruit more peasants before the next General Erections to split the opposition vote, citing his impressive vote splitting action during the Procedural President fiasco Erections. It was a slap in the face for Phony Tan who could have been whipped by Loud Cannon Tan CB if not for Sabo Tan's antics.
He also plans to raise awareness about the party through platforms like sex education seminars once the proposed party's registration is approved.
Former Lackey ran in the 2011 General Erection as a serf of the Peasantpore Democratic Party.
PEASANTPORE: Overly Educated Peasant Tan Jee Say, a former lackey turned rebel and also presidential candidate, has announced the formation of a new political party, Local Peasants First, which pledges to put dumb "Peasants at the heart of the nation".
At a press conference on Sunday, former lackey Tan announced the formation of the party and unveiled his 11-peasant team, which include former grassroots lackeys and professional peasants with too much free time after they were excluded from Ruler Loong's favour.
Outlining the party's proposed manifesto, former lackey Tan said he plans to submit the party's registration latest by Monday.
He added that the proposed party wants to focus splitting the opposition vote to give Ruler Loong a easier time in 2016 with the impending demise or Old Autocrat LKY who is now suffering retribution.
The 11 founding members of the party are:
1.Dr Ang Ah Guan, psycho-path and disgruntled former grassroots leader
2.Mickey Chia, retired Hotel New World assistant engineer and volunteer social worker at Geylang Lorong 21
3.Fahmi Rais, propaganda professional, former lowly ranked PAP lackey member and legislative assistant
4.Fatimah Akthar, architect who calls for buildings to be labeled infidels if they do not blow the horn 5 times daily
5.Dr David Foo Ah Jin, drug peddler/salesman, logistics professional and former lowly ranked PAP member
6.Jamie Lee Buay Swee Yan, IT professional who is seeking a secondary source of income with outsourcing on the rise.
7.Win-si-deng Lim, architect and town planner who is pissed that Marboro Tan told him to fly kite
8.Dr Loke Ah Hoe, director of 3 shell educational companies focusing on getting PRC students to moonlight as KTV whores.
9.Tan Ah Say, former lackey serving ex-regent Woody and is a mole to split opposition votes.
10.David Tan LK, Sex Educationist and former grassroots lackey
11.Tan Ah Ann, social entrepreneur, retired Mindef paper tiger officer and former-PAP grassroots lackey who wants all PSLE school leavers to attend the SCSC course.
Sabo Tan said he hopes to recruit more peasants before the next General Erections to split the opposition vote, citing his impressive vote splitting action during the Procedural President fiasco Erections. It was a slap in the face for Phony Tan who could have been whipped by Loud Cannon Tan CB if not for Sabo Tan's antics.
He also plans to raise awareness about the party through platforms like sex education seminars once the proposed party's registration is approved.
Former Lackey ran in the 2011 General Erection as a serf of the Peasantpore Democratic Party.
