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Onani

Claire

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Why does he need an Onani when he has me?

I find it bizarre, and sometimes wonder ~ whether he is one of this forum’s neurotic Byuntaes, like Mr Leong, Long, Froggy, R2D2, C3P0, Blackie or Rape.

To date, I reckon, aside from Eat, Thick, and a handful of others ~ not many have persuaded me that there is hope in Men.

Anyway, I shouldn't digress, and I better get back to the subject of this piece ∼ Onani.

Well, if you do not know what Onani is, please google, you twit (just as Mr Leong would always aver).

He made a stunning revelation to me on Saturday night, in Westin Kuala Lumpur, while we were engaging in luscious deeds of love and intimacy.

He was urging me on “bodily” and orally, when, he unexpectedly revealed that he would always do an "Onani ritual", almost every weekday morning ~ fantasising about squeezing and licking my chichis, in order to release his energies and frustrations, with his firm and elongated chinchin.

After our intimacy, I decided to have a heart-to-heart dialogue with him ~ on why he needed to do an "Onani ritual" on weekday mornings ∼ when he has all of me every weekend. Aren’t our weekend undertakings more than enough???

After our enlightening dual soul-searching discussion, I concluded that he is suffering from a mild form of hypersexual disorder.

I am not sure if you guys in this infamous pseudo sex forum would agree ~ but below was what he revealed to me. He said he was "absolutely honest". Hopefully, and not otherwise.

He swore that while performing an "Onani ritual", thinking about me ~ helps him to generate a genuine emotive connection with me, whenever I am not around to satisfy his "needs". He further added he cannot get enough of me, and is always in need for the intoxicating euphoric iku-iku, that I deliver for him during our intimacy.

He avowed, that despite his almost daily "Onani ritual" ~ by the next day, his emotive connection with me would have worn off, and hence, he would do another "Onani ritual" to recharge ~ often fantasizing about my delivery of ferachio on him and my iku-iku groans and moans.

I decided to have a chat with Sue about his “ailment” last night (Monday) while we were having our weekly girl’s night out.

Sue said ALL men suffer from a mild form of hypersexual disorder. She said to "watch" him closely the next few weeks to ascertain the severity. For example (Sue said), if he frequents porn sites "too often" and does an Onani at the same time ~ then he probably has a slightly severe hypersexual disorder. I countered Sue ~ watching porn is normal and sometimes we do it together during intimacy as well. And, the million dollar question is ∼ how often is "too often"? Sue couldn't answer. Can you?

Well, Sue further said that I have to watch out for other tell-tale signs, as the collective signs and symptoms usually determine a severe hypersexual disorder in men.

She said to pay particular attention to him after his iku-iku ~ if he wants nothing more to do with me after his iku-iku and/or is repulsive towards my “feel and touch” of his erogenous zones, then, it is most likely (than not) that he is suffering from severe hypersexual disorder.

Sue reckoned that this sort of men who achieved iku-iku and then show no interest in his intimacy partner, have the same characteristic of those severe hypersexual disorder men who often visit prostitutes to satisfy their craving – “iku-iku, payment and byebye” (in her exact words).

I subsequently had a mental flashback of all my intimacy sessions with him. I concluded that he is not at all consistent. Again, Sue has muddied the waters for me.

At times, after our iku-ikus, he would still exhibit his lust and exquisiteness over my body. Occasionally, we would have another one or two iku-ikus again. However, at other times, he would smoke a cigarette after his iku-iku, while we have our Perignon bubblies together after the exhausting intimacy session. Otherwise, we would take a shower together and clean each other in the shower too.

I am now puzzled with this Onani-ritual man that I am with.

????????
 
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yahoo55

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Frankly never heard of onani before, but I've heard of amani


[video=youtube;NV3W0cn7cv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NV3W0cn7cv4[/video]
 

red amoeba

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I recommend Krug & vevue Clicquot, alternate w perignon. Then perhaps you will understand y Onani can exist harmoniously.
 

zhihau

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Ahem........................................................................ :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Google is my best friend :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
My only complain is it doesn't tell me the winning numbers for the next TOTO draw! :mad::mad::mad:
 

jw5

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Google is my best friend :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
My only complain is it doesn't tell me the winning numbers for the next TOTO draw! :mad::mad::mad:

It tells you the winning numbers for the next toto draw..........................After the draw. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 

eatshitndie

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good morning sister. sooner or later this subject will surface in a lover relationship, and the sooner a woman understands the biological and sexual needs of a man the better. vice versa.

preferably and selfishly, a woman wants her man to reserve his "choo choo" load for her in the climax of coitus. for those who have not arrived at the stage of unselfish or tantric or "spiritualized" sex, if a man were to spill it or spoil it by onani, i.e. self-service, and the act were done in the presence of his woman, it would be an insult. the worst insult is when the man does the onani by the side of his woman after an intense coitus produces not a climax and release for him. women have egos too. but generally, other than professional onani providers, women want their men's whole week's load and every drop. it's either out of love, possession, or an evolutionary trait in the dna to maximize chances of breeding broods for continuation of the species.

that's my experience with gf 1 through 6. the cadence of cum varies with age however. gf1 had 7 shots a day while gf 6 gets 1 shot in 7 days. gf3 didn't really care so long as she got her shots everytime she needed them. gf4 is the detail-oriented and calculative one, bent on performance measurement, metering, and strict accounting. her climaxes were synchronized with my choo choo. and she would count the number of pulses or what she called "pumps". 9 pulses was a normal load after 3 days. 6 pulses only and she would ask if i had sideshows or play the onani. 3 pulses and there would be heated arguments and quarrels. :p :biggrin:

she would time my full cadence at 3.5 days and would drag it out by torture through wait time and patience, i.e. no sex unless i had the full load of 9 pulses. a dozen pulses, and that would be a boon for her, and she would re-adjust the gratuitous arp to 3 days. for some strange reasons, her crazy climax required coincidence with 9 choo choo's, no more no less. :eek:

it was mentally exhausting for me, so i called it quits. :o

health wise, the man needs to release regularly or as soon as there's a full load. holding the load longer typically results in premature release during coitus. however for some men, like me, we have mental and or kungfu discipline to hold the release until lady cums first. for an overly charged man without release for a week, there's the prospect of pre-cum spilling before the action starts. my experience tells me that the choo choo glue does not remain sticky after 3.45 days and will break down and get partially discharged at 6.9 days. accumulation of choo choo in the scrotum may result in poor prostate health or an enlarged prostate as a man ages.

you have to help your man release before 6.9 days, short of a full week. otherwise he may use a 69 method either by himself or with someone to achieve onani heaven. by the time he's 55, the daily onani will reduce to weekly mini-onani. enjoy the virility while you're both youthful and allow him to intersperse intimate iku iku intervals with do-it-yourself onani. :wink:
 
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Tikuang

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It tells you the winning numbers for the next toto draw..........................After the draw. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:


It's very common even for a married man to perform this ritual whenever the need arises.
You should be lucky that in today's stressful world that he can still satisfy you as well as have his usual ritual.
Man is very very different from woman where the latter is good at concealing arousal.
You will be worried if he tells you he no longer does his usual ritual!
 

Claire

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Claire sounds like she is going to become the second Sada Abe.

Morning Kry. :smile:

Sade Abe is much admired and if I am not wrong, there is a film made to depict her life. I am sure I do not possess her boldness in dealing with men. Have a good day Kry. :smile:
 
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