Why does he need an Onani when he has me?
I find it bizarre, and sometimes wonder ~ whether he is one of this forum’s neurotic Byuntaes, like Mr Leong, Long, Froggy, R2D2, C3P0, Blackie or Rape.
To date, I reckon, aside from Eat, Thick, and a handful of others ~ not many have persuaded me that there is hope in Men.
Anyway, I shouldn't digress, and I better get back to the subject of this piece ∼ Onani.
Well, if you do not know what Onani is, please google, you twit (just as Mr Leong would always aver).
He made a stunning revelation to me on Saturday night, in Westin Kuala Lumpur, while we were engaging in luscious deeds of love and intimacy.
He was urging me on “bodily” and orally, when, he unexpectedly revealed that he would always do an "Onani ritual", almost every weekday morning ~ fantasising about squeezing and licking my chichis, in order to release his energies and frustrations, with his firm and elongated chinchin.
After our intimacy, I decided to have a heart-to-heart dialogue with him ~ on why he needed to do an "Onani ritual" on weekday mornings ∼ when he has all of me every weekend. Aren’t our weekend undertakings more than enough???
After our enlightening dual soul-searching discussion, I concluded that he is suffering from a mild form of hypersexual disorder.
I am not sure if you guys in this infamous pseudo sex forum would agree ~ but below was what he revealed to me. He said he was "absolutely honest". Hopefully, and not otherwise.
He swore that while performing an "Onani ritual", thinking about me ~ helps him to generate a genuine emotive connection with me, whenever I am not around to satisfy his "needs". He further added he cannot get enough of me, and is always in need for the intoxicating euphoric iku-iku, that I deliver for him during our intimacy.
He avowed, that despite his almost daily "Onani ritual" ~ by the next day, his emotive connection with me would have worn off, and hence, he would do another "Onani ritual" to recharge ~ often fantasizing about my delivery of ferachio on him and my iku-iku groans and moans.
I decided to have a chat with Sue about his “ailment” last night (Monday) while we were having our weekly girl’s night out.
Sue said ALL men suffer from a mild form of hypersexual disorder. She said to "watch" him closely the next few weeks to ascertain the severity. For example (Sue said), if he frequents porn sites "too often" and does an Onani at the same time ~ then he probably has a slightly severe hypersexual disorder. I countered Sue ~ watching porn is normal and sometimes we do it together during intimacy as well. And, the million dollar question is ∼ how often is "too often"? Sue couldn't answer. Can you?
Well, Sue further said that I have to watch out for other tell-tale signs, as the collective signs and symptoms usually determine a severe hypersexual disorder in men.
She said to pay particular attention to him after his iku-iku ~ if he wants nothing more to do with me after his iku-iku and/or is repulsive towards my “feel and touch” of his erogenous zones, then, it is most likely (than not) that he is suffering from severe hypersexual disorder.
Sue reckoned that this sort of men who achieved iku-iku and then show no interest in his intimacy partner, have the same characteristic of those severe hypersexual disorder men who often visit prostitutes to satisfy their craving – “iku-iku, payment and byebye” (in her exact words).
I subsequently had a mental flashback of all my intimacy sessions with him. I concluded that he is not at all consistent. Again, Sue has muddied the waters for me.
At times, after our iku-ikus, he would still exhibit his lust and exquisiteness over my body. Occasionally, we would have another one or two iku-ikus again. However, at other times, he would smoke a cigarette after his iku-iku, while we have our Perignon bubblies together after the exhausting intimacy session. Otherwise, we would take a shower together and clean each other in the shower too.
I am now puzzled with this Onani-ritual man that I am with.
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