OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay One!

[Talking Donkey]

Seriously do you guys n gals believe in fortune telling,
In less than 24hrs we will welcome the year of the horse and i am so excited,enthusiastic and fired up about the year of the horse.
i have a great feeling that anything to do with a horse is going to be my year and everything i touches will turn to gold!...
but my wife threw cold water on me earlier in the day,she told me she went to see her fortune teller and this is what the fortune teller
told her..your husband luck will be very bad and not only that a third party will be involved in our relationship!.
her piercing eyes look at me...don't say i didn't warn you ..she quipped.
wtf seriously guys this is the 3rd year of bad luck from the fortune teller and now with a third party involved thrown in..
if every year bad luck lidat how??..i will probaly end up to be neighbour with Leongsam renting a room in toa payoh and don't want to be neighbour with that donkey..a pro pap supporter..racehorse and donkey don't mix cause racehorse has got more class...
priest priest anyone knows of a fortune teller who can predict good luck,can intro to my wife and bring her there?priest,
and not forgetting that the horses that i tip or bet may eat grass.

seriously again this cny i will be alone on the bench at east coast park eating grass and watching the ships pass by..
and of course wish you all HUAT AH in the year of the horse.

 

[JHolmesJr]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

What a lovely creature....I would love to give her a packet wrapped in red latex.

 

[yinyang]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Teach, think your complaint was lost (or we got distracted) with your pics.

Maybe the consolation is you deserve a good horsey ride (by your choosing of the chabors)

 

[jubilee1919]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

If fortune tellers can look into the future, they won't be telling fortunes in the first place. They will be driving Porsche and Lambos sneering at poor people taking MRT.

I am deadly serious.

A Happy Horse year to all.

 

[laksaboy]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

If fortune tellers can look into the future, they won't be telling fortunes in the first place. They will be driving Porsche and Lambos sneering at poor people taking MRT.

Some of those fortune tellers and fengshui masters are very wealthy.

 

[looneytan]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Which one is the wifey .

 

[HK14K]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

FengShui is a kind of philosophy or maybe you can even call it an art... You can claimed that those believed in geomancy are superstitious but i can tell you even those Ang Mohs bankers in HK believed in it...

If your wife goes to those so-called fortune tellers in SG that is Singaporeans, then i can tell you that most of their tellings are not accurate.... One best example is New Trend Lifestyle (Hillary Phang) / 彭鐘桦....His brother is that famous James Phang!!! If you got no cancer, he can even say that you're going to have cancer n die in 2 years time n want you to pay him to do rituals or buy some products from him...

Those really good ones are some like in HK even you pay they wouldn't even see you n this kind of masters are those who are driving luxury cars....

 

[escher]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Some of those fortune tellers and fengshui masters are very wealthy.

If fortune tellers can look into the future, they won't be telling fortunes in the first place. They will be driving Porsche and Lambos sneering at poor people taking MRT.

I am deadly serious.

A Happy Horse year to all.

Hogwash!

Chinese emperors got fungshui masters and the wealth of the country to move mountains and rivers.
And we all see their dynasties rise and fall.

Wealth has nothing to do with fungshui or what the fuck they know.

Smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY know about fuck off on most thing but he is evil enough and bastard enough and cruel enough until good people scared of him and his fucking knuckle dusters and LKY is fucking rich rich rich

His fuckturds in PAP are known for their uselessness and ability to steal toothpicks and cheat and lie and cheat and lie to stinkies and they are filthy rich and laughing all the way to their banks

 

[Sinkie]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Actually very simple....

If you believe, then follow what the fortune teller says.

If you dun believe, then do the opposite.

The last way is to ignore and do what your head and heart tells you.

If you're lost on what to do, then dun do anything. Better to be happy than sad. So, sometimes, it is better
to leave things as they're. If it is yours, you will get it easily. If it is not yours, it was never meant to be in the
first place.

Some times, bad things are actually blessings in disguise and good things are not blessings.

This is the way of the Supreme Tao.

 

[nutbush]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

where is uncle equalisation? 小红 looking for him...

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[po2wq]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Which one is the wifey .

3rd parties la ...

 

[kulgai]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Some of those fortune tellers and fengshui masters are very wealthy.

But, of course. Who made them wealthy?

 

[tonychat]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Let me guess.. You married a sinkie wife.

 

[looneytan]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Let me guess.. You married a sinkie wife.

Who married a sinkie wife?

 

[Greed]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

The ball is your hand, it's all about how you do it, not what others tell you to do so.

 

[tonychat]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

The ball is your hand, it's all about how you do it, not what others tell you to do so.

He got balls?

 

[mikec]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

The gals here looked like Malaysian

 

[Equalisation]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Eh .... how come she is on top and riding Johnny ?

 

[Faidenk]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

Teach, think your complaint was lost (or we got distracted) with your pics.

Maybe the consolation is you deserve a good horsey ride (by your choosing of the chabors)

Horse? What horse? Where?

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

Re: OMG Not Again for 3 Consecutive Years,My Wife Fortune Teller Damn Bloody Suay O

so TS is basically saying thsi year he'll go Pok Kai............and be a cuckold-wimp............