Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Blondie joke??
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Deb Milbrath
27 March 2024
NOTHING will stop him during a term #2 !! The art of the grift and access continues.
Deb Milbrath
27 March 2024
RAPIST-trump FOR SALE
FOLLOW THE MONEY. His latest grift during Easter week…of course… sell bibles (King Don Version). His platform "TRUTH" SOCIAL also went public (a whole other story of a round-about you-wash-my-back deal) but as we all know. It is all about having access to him. RAPIST-trump would sell his soul to anybody with the cash… a foreign power, oligarchs, deep pocket US billionaires with an agenda..it’s a long list. He’s done it before. Heck with his legal woes WHO will pay to help him with his bonds and judgments? Vlad???NOTHING will stop him during a term #2 !! The art of the grift and access continues.
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27 March 2024
Decision tree Putin
After the attack on the theatre in Moscow we saw this mechanism work like crazy
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