Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Teacher : Can you name the 3 great kings that have brought great happiness to many peoples' lives?
Johnny : Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king.
Johnny : Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king.
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Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime :
1. The poor, work & work.
2. The rich, exploit the poor.
3. The soldier, protects both.
4. The taxpayer, pays for all three.
5. The wanderer, rests for all four.
6. The drunk, drinks for all five.
7. The banker, robs all six.
8. The lawyer, misleads all seven.
9. The doctor, kills all eight.
10. The undertaker, buries all nine.
11. The Politician live happily on account of all ten.
Written in 43 B.C. , but valid even today
1. The poor, work & work.
2. The rich, exploit the poor.
3. The soldier, protects both.
4. The taxpayer, pays for all three.
5. The wanderer, rests for all four.
6. The drunk, drinks for all five.
7. The banker, robs all six.
8. The lawyer, misleads all seven.
9. The doctor, kills all eight.
10. The undertaker, buries all nine.
11. The Politician live happily on account of all ten.
Written in 43 B.C. , but valid even today
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A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!!!
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business.
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer.
The Church Denied all Responsibility!!!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case because here we have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer & an Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it"
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business.
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer.
The Church Denied all Responsibility!!!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case because here we have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer & an Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it"
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Monica is back in the news for the US Elections..!!
Monica Lewinsky released the following statement on Hilary Clinton's run for Presidency:
I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, citizens must remember that they cannot even trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to me and I simply blew it".
Love
Monica
Monica Lewinsky released the following statement on Hilary Clinton's run for Presidency:
I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, citizens must remember that they cannot even trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to me and I simply blew it".
Love
Monica
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New meaning to fingering :p
stupid, don't you have one more?
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