Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"

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you mean like this pic?

 

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Maximum boleh!!!

 

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For mon blues

 

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Cheers

 

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Political digs :p

Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.

While there, they spied on a red phone and asked what was the phone for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling planet Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a Million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 Million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.


Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.


The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

 

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Cheers

ya, i just drank this in afternoon

so so

 

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...just drank this in afternoon. so so

Drinking on the job? German beer known to be additive (preservative) free. Local brews with lotsa preservatives for shelf life.
Czech beer bestest :p

 

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "GUTS" & "BALLS"
HAVING GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
HAVING BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal areeeeeeeee
Get Kick By wife

 

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Disagree, all the other things may get a scolding or a slap, perhaps even a laugh. But calling her chubby could be fatal.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "GUTS" & "BALLS"
HAVING GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
HAVING BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal areeeeeeeee
Get Kick By wife

 

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Bear with it, i will pull it out.

 

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Look carefully.....

 

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Look carefully again.....

 

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What is he doing?

 

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Caption this.....

 

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What is the King doing?