Polish divorce? :p
> THE POLISH DIVORCE
> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
> One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
> Arrange a divorce for him.
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> Circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> Have you any grounds?
> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
> No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> It made of concrete.
>
> I don't think you understand.
>
> Does either of you have a real grudge?
> No, we have carport, and not need one.
>
> I mean what are your relations like
> All my relations still in Poland .
>
> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
> Does your wife beat you up?
> No, I always up before her.
>
> Is your wife a nagger?
> No, she white.
>
> Why do you want this divorce?
> She going to kill me.
>
> What makes you think that?
> I got proof.
>
> What kind of proof?
> She going to poison me.
>
> She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
> I can read English pretty good, and it say:
> THE POLISH DIVORCE
> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
> One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
> Arrange a divorce for him.
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> Circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> Have you any grounds?
> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
> No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> It made of concrete.
>
> I don't think you understand.
>
> Does either of you have a real grudge?
> No, we have carport, and not need one.
>
> I mean what are your relations like
> All my relations still in Poland .
>
> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
> Does your wife beat you up?
> No, I always up before her.
>
> Is your wife a nagger?
> No, she white.
>
> Why do you want this divorce?
> She going to kill me.
>
> What makes you think that?
> I got proof.
>
> What kind of proof?
> She going to poison me.
>
> She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
> I can read English pretty good, and it say: