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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
- Thread starter yinyang
- Start date
A Hippie sits next to a young Nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her?
The Nun, very upset, says
"NO! I am married to God!!"
and gets off the bus disgusted.
The bus driver sees all this.
He tells the hippie
"She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard...
why don't you dress up in a hooded robe;
go to the graveyard
and tell her you are God
and demand sex?"
The Hippie tries this
and to his surprise,
the nun says
"Yes but only if we have anal sex
as I want to keep my virginity"
...
They have passionate bum sex
and when they are done
the hippie throws off his robe
and cries
"ha ha, I'm the Hippie!!!"
The nun cries out
"ha ha, I'm the Bus Driver!!!"
The Nun, very upset, says
"NO! I am married to God!!"
and gets off the bus disgusted.
The bus driver sees all this.
He tells the hippie
"She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard...
why don't you dress up in a hooded robe;
go to the graveyard
and tell her you are God
and demand sex?"
The Hippie tries this
and to his surprise,
the nun says
"Yes but only if we have anal sex
as I want to keep my virginity"
...
They have passionate bum sex
and when they are done
the hippie throws off his robe
and cries
"ha ha, I'm the Hippie!!!"
The nun cries out
"ha ha, I'm the Bus Driver!!!"
Pig or sausage ...first?
Donald Trump on a field trip visiting a sausage factory.
The owner proudly explains the level of automation...
"You just need to push the pig inside. The machine does all the work...
Lo, you have the sausage come out."
Trump: I want to make America Great Again! Is it possible to push the sausage in, the pig comes out...?"
*Factory owner:* "Yes it is possible. Your father tried it years ago, and he succeeded....,"
Donald Trump on a field trip visiting a sausage factory.
The owner proudly explains the level of automation...
"You just need to push the pig inside. The machine does all the work...
Lo, you have the sausage come out."
Trump: I want to make America Great Again! Is it possible to push the sausage in, the pig comes out...?"
*Factory owner:* "Yes it is possible. Your father tried it years ago, and he succeeded....,"
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