Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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*MEN: WHO THEY LOVE MOST*

_*1.THE EUROPEAN MEN:*_
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife most.

_*2. THE AMERICAN MEN:*_
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

_*3. THE INDIAN MEN:*_
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother the most.

_*4. THE ARAB MEN:*_
They have 4 wives and 1 Girlfriend. But they love their Maid the most.

_*5. THE CHINAMEN:*_
They have 1 wife and several mistresses but love their money the most.

_*6. THE MALAY UMNO MEN:*_
They have 1 official wife, 1 second wife and 2 other secret wives they wed in Thailand or Batam, but they love the Prime Minister the most.
 
Burger?

Wife : Come help me plant my chillies.
Husband : What do u think I am? A gardener?
Wife : Come fix the toilet drain.
Husband : What do u think I am? A plumber?
Wife : Come fix the door handle.
... Husband : What do u think I am? A carpenter?


The husband went out...
But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed. The chilli garden, toilet drain & the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Wife : What do u think I am? Mc Donalds?‍♀
 
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