Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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White New Paint Job Tender

Donald Trump wanted the White House repainted!

Chinese company quoted 3 million,
European company
quoted 7 million and
Malaysian company quoted 10 million.

Trump asked Chinese company the basis of their quotation.

They replied :
1 million for paint
1 million for labour
1 million profit.

The European company responded:

3 million for paint
2 million for labour
2 million profit.

Finally the Malaysian said:
4 million for me
3 million for you
3 million to outsource to the Chinese company to paint.
 
Whisky?

*Man* offers a drink to a woman.


*Woman*: No thanks, I don't take whisky. It's bad for my legs!


*Man*: Legs? That's strange!! Do they swell or hurt?


*Woman*: No, they open easily!!!
 
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