Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Frog and Witch

Long ago there was a man who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch.

Once with the witch he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?" The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him.

The frog said, "No."

Then his penis shrunk five inches.


He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" And again, the frog said, "No."
And it shrunk another five inches.

Then he thought, "15 inches is still too big. I'll ask it again. Ten inches will be fine."

So he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked up at him in disgust and said, "I told you: No, no, and NO!"

 

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Philippines Presidential election. What's new, even has been actors been there and done it (and got away) :p

 

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Social media police :p

 

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The Thinker

Technology changes our lives, for better or for worse.

 

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Hillary

 

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Goldmine or growing up? :p

 

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Power from barrel of gun. Dig at Thailand's junta.

 

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World Penis Day
Calls for a celebration :p

Today is World Penis Day

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?

Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

✅Now that I've educated. you, share this fun.

Happy penis day

 

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New definition to Chinaman:p

 

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SMRT dig, old and new :p

 

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Barcelona vs Real Madrid

 

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Barcelona vs Real Madrid


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Cause & Effect
The cycle of migration & violence.

 

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