No Porn Lui needs to have his head examined ....
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Peasantpore: Public transport peasants/serfs have less barbaric - if you belive in the lies from the 'Jiat Leow Bee' Land Transport Authority's lackeys.
Speaking at the National Evil Award (Transport Gold) ceremony on Tuesday, Transport Minion No Porn Lui claimed more commuters have been queuing for trains plain-clothes gestapo agents flash his ugly pictures to warn stupid peasants.
No Porn Lui said: "KNNCCB, I thought only Bishan peasants know how to wayang but apparently my lackeys tell me it has spread slightly beyond Bishan. Lumpar there's no big sign, just my ugly face, hinting to stupid peasants, "you all line up 3 by 3, like you are going to the SAF cookhouse", but because got stupid peasants queue up for Hello Kitty, iPhones and even to fuck the Geylang whore, others peasants get the drift and follow suit lor like blind leading the blind."
He said the operators, jiat leow bee LTA and the regime did not play a part in it, but the LTA took credit for it and made a propoganda video to spread the queuing culture.
No Porn Lui said regime can only do so much to encourage good habits but he knows political dissenters are not tolerated and are immediately arrested or harassed on spot.
He cited a complaint he received about commuters playing loud music onboard trains and hinted that nothing will be done unless the song made fun of Ruler Loong or the regime.
Peasants commuters, he said, could try and be more considerate toward one another else the Nihons and Ang Mohs will laugh at them for their uncouth habits.
No Porn Lui said: "LTA or our public operator will do something about it if political pariahs use their platform to embarass Ruler Loong! Get it? We wayang reply of course that we certainly don't turn a deaf ear to this particular barbaric habit, but you think the lumpar authorities and the regulators are so free is it? Unless you make Ruler Loong look like a fool on public transport, we simply ask our lackeys to turn a blind eye."
Transport staff, including foreign bus drivers, Pinoy customer service officers and lowly local peasant taxi drivers too, play a part for their courteous acts whenever an Ang Moh or Nihon is around.
At the ceremony, more than 400 transport service staff, mostly foreigners were recognised for going the extra mile to make a difference to the public transport journeys and experience of tourists.
No Porn Lui said over the last 10 years, the regime has given cheap $25 billion funds in land transport infrastructure bailouts and will double the funds over the next decade to ensure transport cartels meet their profit targets and provide more dividends to Ho Jinx. Such funds will cum from tax-payers' dollar$.
No Porn Lui said "hardware" bailouts such as new rail lines and more trains and buses must be complemented with less commuter-centric service and funded by more fare hikes.
He said the bad experience of the peasant commuters can be ignored. However public transport personnel such as PRC bus drivers & Pinoy customer service officers must go extra mile for foreign tourists. In addition, local taxi drivers are warned not to talk thrash about the regime when ferrying foreigners.
No Porn Lui said blaming lowly peasant commuters is here to stay. For examples, the human crunch at Jurong East is attributed to uncouth peasants elbowing each other for a seat or a spot near the train doors.
This year's ceremony also saw three 'por-lumpars' awarded the highest honours - the Vile Champions.
One of them is 58-year-old Mr To-mas Charlie, a Infernal Security Dog mole pretending to be taxi driver from one of the nefarious state linked corporation, ComfortDelgro.
In March, he stopped his taxi and stepped out in the rain to help an elderly peasant woman who 'had fallen off her wheelchair' along the driveway of the hospital, obviously another staged event.
Por-Lumpar Charlie said: "My ISD boss ask me to take part in the wayang lor, then they also prepared a script for me to say and tell peasants not to be so mean lor. Better be more courteous or you never know when our ISD dogs will hauled you up for midnight tea session lor?!"
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Peasantpore: Public transport peasants/serfs have less barbaric - if you belive in the lies from the 'Jiat Leow Bee' Land Transport Authority's lackeys.
Speaking at the National Evil Award (Transport Gold) ceremony on Tuesday, Transport Minion No Porn Lui claimed more commuters have been queuing for trains plain-clothes gestapo agents flash his ugly pictures to warn stupid peasants.
No Porn Lui said: "KNNCCB, I thought only Bishan peasants know how to wayang but apparently my lackeys tell me it has spread slightly beyond Bishan. Lumpar there's no big sign, just my ugly face, hinting to stupid peasants, "you all line up 3 by 3, like you are going to the SAF cookhouse", but because got stupid peasants queue up for Hello Kitty, iPhones and even to fuck the Geylang whore, others peasants get the drift and follow suit lor like blind leading the blind."
He said the operators, jiat leow bee LTA and the regime did not play a part in it, but the LTA took credit for it and made a propoganda video to spread the queuing culture.
No Porn Lui said regime can only do so much to encourage good habits but he knows political dissenters are not tolerated and are immediately arrested or harassed on spot.
He cited a complaint he received about commuters playing loud music onboard trains and hinted that nothing will be done unless the song made fun of Ruler Loong or the regime.
Peasants commuters, he said, could try and be more considerate toward one another else the Nihons and Ang Mohs will laugh at them for their uncouth habits.
No Porn Lui said: "LTA or our public operator will do something about it if political pariahs use their platform to embarass Ruler Loong! Get it? We wayang reply of course that we certainly don't turn a deaf ear to this particular barbaric habit, but you think the lumpar authorities and the regulators are so free is it? Unless you make Ruler Loong look like a fool on public transport, we simply ask our lackeys to turn a blind eye."
Transport staff, including foreign bus drivers, Pinoy customer service officers and lowly local peasant taxi drivers too, play a part for their courteous acts whenever an Ang Moh or Nihon is around.
At the ceremony, more than 400 transport service staff, mostly foreigners were recognised for going the extra mile to make a difference to the public transport journeys and experience of tourists.
No Porn Lui said over the last 10 years, the regime has given cheap $25 billion funds in land transport infrastructure bailouts and will double the funds over the next decade to ensure transport cartels meet their profit targets and provide more dividends to Ho Jinx. Such funds will cum from tax-payers' dollar$.
No Porn Lui said "hardware" bailouts such as new rail lines and more trains and buses must be complemented with less commuter-centric service and funded by more fare hikes.
He said the bad experience of the peasant commuters can be ignored. However public transport personnel such as PRC bus drivers & Pinoy customer service officers must go extra mile for foreign tourists. In addition, local taxi drivers are warned not to talk thrash about the regime when ferrying foreigners.
No Porn Lui said blaming lowly peasant commuters is here to stay. For examples, the human crunch at Jurong East is attributed to uncouth peasants elbowing each other for a seat or a spot near the train doors.
This year's ceremony also saw three 'por-lumpars' awarded the highest honours - the Vile Champions.
One of them is 58-year-old Mr To-mas Charlie, a Infernal Security Dog mole pretending to be taxi driver from one of the nefarious state linked corporation, ComfortDelgro.
In March, he stopped his taxi and stepped out in the rain to help an elderly peasant woman who 'had fallen off her wheelchair' along the driveway of the hospital, obviously another staged event.
Por-Lumpar Charlie said: "My ISD boss ask me to take part in the wayang lor, then they also prepared a script for me to say and tell peasants not to be so mean lor. Better be more courteous or you never know when our ISD dogs will hauled you up for midnight tea session lor?!"
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