No Porn Lui treats local peasants as dumbos like baboons on display
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PEASANTPORE: Transport Minion No Porn Lui is lying that Peasantpore's transport infrastructure will have sufficient buffer to accommodate a possible 6.9 million population by 2030.
An idiotic No Porn Lui told Imperial Court that stupid peasants need not wait till then to find travelling more convenient.
Pointing to efforts to expand the rail and bus network, No Porn Lui said peasants will begin to see improvements in the next sixty full moons. Yet it is strange that No Porn Lui did not volunteer to take public transport daily as an example, queer for a sailor who does not lead by example.
But one thing for his, his vision is to create a very profitable public transport system by 2030, sly one, the Methodist Minion.
By then, COEs will break the $500,000 mark, forcing peasants to transport cartels' cock rail network. SMRT's Desmond Quek is probably having wet dreams over the immense profits that he will miss.
Back to reality, No Porn Lui has not solved current issues like overcrowded trains and train disruptions in recent full moons, hence he should have the decency to understand why such a vision can be hard for stupid peasants to visualise.
"I know got Lumpar Netizens says I cannot even solve that baboon Raymond Lim's cockups, now want to lie and say transport can take 6.9 million peasants? KNNCCB, if I got a chance, sure ban Jane Austen's books. If you peasants think you are very smart, I willing to resign, you think Transport Minion very easy to screw up huh? Everyone knows transport ministry is the dumping ground lor...just too bad I kenna suckered into it, KNNCCB, should have watch 'Yes Prime Minister' comedy properly and see the trap earlier!," he mulled sadly.
"The Nihons told me that I can learn Sardine Packing form them, during the busiest one hour in the morning, can squeeze carry 70 percent more peasants into the CBD in five years' time. KNNCCB, the Nihons very smart hor, I always thought they only good at collecting and smelling soiled panties," he exclaimed.
Incentive schemes to encourage peasants to spread their travel outside the peak hours is a fucking joke, slated for a slow death to avoid attention.
No Porn Lui said: "This crazy bitch, Bee Wah got the gall to say I ask peasants to travel earlier to work and return home late late...then reduce their leisure time with families just to save 50 pennies. Fucking chee-bye, never give me face means never give Ruler Loong face, party whip better give her a good doggy to put her in her place."
As for buses, there are new scams to speed up the five-year Bus Service Enhancement Programme (BSEP) launched last September because peasants are funding the bailout for bus cartels.
Another 190 buses from taxpayers' dollars will be transferred to SMRT/SBS as simple profits.
RC cronies will be given boons to operate profitable private bus routes.
To inflict more suffering on peasants, there are plans to possibly introduce an incentive system based on extending peasant commuters' expected waiting times. Bus cartels will be rewarded for unfrequent and unreliable bus service and long waiting times to test peasants' patience.
Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1252428/1/.html
PEASANTPORE: Transport Minion No Porn Lui is lying that Peasantpore's transport infrastructure will have sufficient buffer to accommodate a possible 6.9 million population by 2030.
An idiotic No Porn Lui told Imperial Court that stupid peasants need not wait till then to find travelling more convenient.
Pointing to efforts to expand the rail and bus network, No Porn Lui said peasants will begin to see improvements in the next sixty full moons. Yet it is strange that No Porn Lui did not volunteer to take public transport daily as an example, queer for a sailor who does not lead by example.
But one thing for his, his vision is to create a very profitable public transport system by 2030, sly one, the Methodist Minion.
By then, COEs will break the $500,000 mark, forcing peasants to transport cartels' cock rail network. SMRT's Desmond Quek is probably having wet dreams over the immense profits that he will miss.
Back to reality, No Porn Lui has not solved current issues like overcrowded trains and train disruptions in recent full moons, hence he should have the decency to understand why such a vision can be hard for stupid peasants to visualise.
"I know got Lumpar Netizens says I cannot even solve that baboon Raymond Lim's cockups, now want to lie and say transport can take 6.9 million peasants? KNNCCB, if I got a chance, sure ban Jane Austen's books. If you peasants think you are very smart, I willing to resign, you think Transport Minion very easy to screw up huh? Everyone knows transport ministry is the dumping ground lor...just too bad I kenna suckered into it, KNNCCB, should have watch 'Yes Prime Minister' comedy properly and see the trap earlier!," he mulled sadly.
"The Nihons told me that I can learn Sardine Packing form them, during the busiest one hour in the morning, can squeeze carry 70 percent more peasants into the CBD in five years' time. KNNCCB, the Nihons very smart hor, I always thought they only good at collecting and smelling soiled panties," he exclaimed.
Incentive schemes to encourage peasants to spread their travel outside the peak hours is a fucking joke, slated for a slow death to avoid attention.
No Porn Lui said: "This crazy bitch, Bee Wah got the gall to say I ask peasants to travel earlier to work and return home late late...then reduce their leisure time with families just to save 50 pennies. Fucking chee-bye, never give me face means never give Ruler Loong face, party whip better give her a good doggy to put her in her place."
As for buses, there are new scams to speed up the five-year Bus Service Enhancement Programme (BSEP) launched last September because peasants are funding the bailout for bus cartels.
Another 190 buses from taxpayers' dollars will be transferred to SMRT/SBS as simple profits.
RC cronies will be given boons to operate profitable private bus routes.
To inflict more suffering on peasants, there are plans to possibly introduce an incentive system based on extending peasant commuters' expected waiting times. Bus cartels will be rewarded for unfrequent and unreliable bus service and long waiting times to test peasants' patience.
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