[NEW WORD FOR TODAY] Cockfished, CockFishing

[AhMeng]

If You’re Sexting With A New Person, Watch Out For This
ERIKA W. SMITH
LAST UPDATED OCTOBER 2, 2019, 3:11 AM

PHOTOGRAPHED BY SERENA BROWN.

If you’ve recently started flirting with someone new, you might decide to exchange sexy photos. But if you haven’t seen your match’s goods in person yet, look out: they might be cockfishing.

"Cockfishing" doesn't have anything to do with fish. The word is a combination of “catfishing”and, well, “cock,” and it’s also sometimes called “catcocking.” The term means that someone is tapering with their dick pics to give a false impression. This might mean sending photos of someone else’s penis, editing their own photos, or even taking photos at deceptive angles.

The word “cockfished” first appeared on Urban Dictionary in 2017 with the definition: “When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends dick pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is.” Know Your Meme, however, dates the first use of the word back to 2013, shortly after the movie Catfish premiered. And in 2014, the first cockfishing meme appeared, captioned, “That moment when the dick don't match the dick pics…Cockfished.”

But while “cockfishing” might have been around a while, the term saw a spike in interest this September, thanks to the new iPhone 11 Pro. Twitter user @writhewell tweeted a photo of a close-up of a banana taken with the new phone camera, captioned, "iphone 11 pro….boys, we got em.” People made plenty of “cockfishing” jokes in response.

alyssa@litty__titty
https://twitter.com/litty__titty/status/1176662804918497280

everyone gonna b out here getting cockfished https://twitter.com/writhewill/status/1176585794737311744 …
william@writhewill

iphone 11 pro....boys, we got em


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For an extreme example of why cockfishing is a bad idea, consider this: according to the Daily Mail, one man decided to trade dick pics with a Grindr match and got sent an old photo of his own penis in return. Remember, honesty is the best policy — including when it comes to sexting.

 

[AhMeng]

Example:

@ginfreely and WaitIFuck were sexting.
@ginfreely was horny and shamelessly requested WaitIFuck to send a peekture of his dickie.
WaitIFuck sent a 10inch dickie peekture of @nightsafari
@ginfreely was thrilled and pleaded for a one night stand.
They finally met at Fragrance Hotel in Balestier.
WaitIFuck took off his undies.
@ginfreely was COCKFISHED!

Correct?

 

[Valium]

Example:

@ginfreely and @glockman were sexting.
@ginfreely was horny and shamelessly requested @glockman to send a peekture of his dickie.
@glockman sent a 10inch dickie peekture of @nightsafari
@ginfreely was thrilled and pleaded for a one night stand.
They finally met at Fragrance Hotel in Balestier.
@glockman took off his undies.
@ginfreely was COCKFISHED!

Correct?

If there's a broomstick it's definitely a fit. I will stab her cheebye, then take a picture of the cheebye with 2 inch of the broom outside.

 

[glockman]

Example:

@ginfreely and @glockman were sexting.
@ginfreely was horny and shamelessly requested @glockman to send a peekture of his dickie.
@glockman sent a 10inch dickie peekture of @nightsafari
@ginfreely was thrilled and pleaded for a one night stand.
They finally met at Fragrance Hotel in Balestier.
@glockman took off his undies.
@ginfreely was COCKFISHED!

Correct?

Hahaha, good example. But why must use innocent old me and @nightsafari. Use @Valium lah. And FYI, I would've sent @nightsafari to the hotel since it is you-know-who waiting naked in bed. Eeeek! His dickie will surely DOA (dead on arrival).

 

[glockman]

If You’re Sexting With A New Person, Watch Out For This
ERIKA W. SMITH
LAST UPDATED OCTOBER 2, 2019, 3:11 AM

PHOTOGRAPHED BY SERENA BROWN.

If you’ve recently started flirting with someone new, you might decide to exchange sexy photos. But if you haven’t seen your match’s goods in person yet, look out: they might be cockfishing.

"Cockfishing" doesn't have anything to do with fish. The word is a combination of “catfishing”and, well, “cock,” and it’s also sometimes called “catcocking.” The term means that someone is tapering with their dick pics to give a false impression. This might mean sending photos of someone else’s penis, editing their own photos, or even taking photos at deceptive angles.

The word “cockfished” first appeared on Urban Dictionary in 2017 with the definition: “When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends dick pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is.” Know Your Meme, however, dates the first use of the word back to 2013, shortly after the movie Catfish premiered. And in 2014, the first cockfishing meme appeared, captioned, “That moment when the dick don't match the dick pics…Cockfished.”

But while “cockfishing” might have been around a while, the term saw a spike in interest this September, thanks to the new iPhone 11 Pro. Twitter user @writhewell tweeted a photo of a close-up of a banana taken with the new phone camera, captioned, "iphone 11 pro….boys, we got em.” People made plenty of “cockfishing” jokes in response.


60K people are talking about this

For an extreme example of why cockfishing is a bad idea, consider this: according to the Daily Mail, one man decided to trade dick pics with a Grindr match and got sent an old photo of his own penis in return. Remember, honesty is the best policy — including when it comes to sexting.

When I saw your thread, I was thinking of this actually.

 

[Valium]

I see her cb name only I want to slap her, stab her cheebye, twist her nipples and step on her cunt...

If I go JB one day and see her.. I will whistle into a loudhailer right into her ears, pull her hair and slam her against the wall.

 

[AhMeng]

Hahaha, good example. But why must use innocent old me and @nightsafari. Use @Valium lah. And FYI, I would've sent @nightsafari to the hotel since it is you-know-who waiting naked in bed. Eeeek! His dickie will surely DOA (dead on arrival).

Should have substitute with Wait I Fuck! Ok, I edit it now

 

[AhMeng]

When I saw your thread, I was thinking of this actually.

Wow, didn't know there is a real Cockfishing device for real fishing ... Lol

 

[glockman]

Wow, didn't know there is a real Cockfishing device for real fishing ... Lol

Yes, we learn something new everyday at SBF! Long live SBF!

 

[AhMeng]

Yes, we learn something new everyday at SBF! Long live SBF!

Apparently this word became popular over the last 2 weeks.. didn't bother to find out why. Lol

 

[nightsafari]

Example:

@ginfreely and WaitIFuck were sexting.
@ginfreely was horny and shamelessly requested WaitIFuck to send a peekture of his dickie.
WaitIFuck sent a 10inch dickie peekture of @nightsafari
@ginfreely was thrilled and pleaded for a one night stand.
They finally met at Fragrance Hotel in Balestier.
WaitIFuck took off his undies.
ginfreely was shocked because it was nowhere near a 10 inch dickie. It was merely a 3 inch dickie.
@ginfreely was COCKFISHED!

Correct?

I added 1 more line. but otherwise ferpect!

and thanks for seeing me up, but I have to admit I nowhere near 10 inches....

 

[nightsafari]

Hahaha, good example. But why must use innocent old me and @nightsafari. Use @Valium lah. And FYI, I would've sent @nightsafari to the hotel since it is you-know-who waiting naked in bed. Eeeek! His dickie will surely DOA (dead on arrival).

confirm chop DOA!

 

[glockman]

The real cockfishing

 

[AhMeng]

The real cockfishing

OMG!!!!!!!!!

 

[AhMeng]

I added 1 more line. but other ferpect!

and thanks for seeing me up, but I have to admit I nowhere near 10 inches....

It's ok. We all live and breathe in the Fictional World of Sammyboy Forum!

 

[AhMeng]

The real cockfishing

I wonder how he remove the fish. The Beedio doesn't show. Lol

 

[nightsafari]

The real cockfishing

omfg! that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!



you da best glockie!

 

[nightsafari]

I wonder how he remove the fish. The Beedio doesn't show. Lol

sashimi....

 

[AhMeng]

omfg! that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!



you da best glockie!

While watching, I could even felt some pain on my dick when I see this Russian bloke struggling with that fish biting his dick! Lol

 

[glockman]

I wonder how he remove the fish. The Beedio doesn't show. Lol

Not too sure if its real or not. But here's a slightly longer video.