New MSF Minister Chan Chun Sing to ban condom sales in SIngapore

[Papsmearer]

SINGAPORE: The new Ministry of Social and Family Development (MSF) will re-examine public policies which aim to get Singaporeans to have more children and at an earlier age.

Incoming Minister Mr. Chan Chun Sing has indicated that his new ministry will adopt draconian measures to reverse the declining birth rate in Singapore. Citing the low birth rate as a national security issue, Mr. Chan declared that "Not one drop of precious sperm shall be wasted in Singapore". The new ministry will regulate sales of condoms and other birth control devices. Only homosexual men and very ugly women will be allowed to freely buy condoms.

Quoting from his Army roots, Mr. Chan announced that "All shooters will deposit their ammo into the target, no exceptions". Other measures to be adopted by his ministry include free compulsory medical treatment and counselling to premature ejaculating men, and men with erectile dysfunctions, even if they are Ministers like himself. Mr. Chan also said that the Ministry will consider legislating certain sexual acts if these measures do not work. These potential laws may include the banning of women from swallowing spermatoids, as well as the wasteful habit of depositing sperm in non vaginal areas such as the face, the breasts, the anus, and the mouth.

Mr. Chan said "I am confident once I have all these measures in place, the population will see a sudden spike in 9 months time." The new Ministry will also set up a toll free hotline so that loyal citizens can report any violations of these proposed new laws, with rewards given to active callers.

- CNA/wm

 

[Equalisation]

What is sadly lacking in sinkee males are bouts of vitalico !!!

 

[laksaboy]

Mr. Chan declared that "Not one drop of precious sperm shall be wasted in Singapore".

Yes, Kee Chiu Chan, you want to drink my semen?

 

[hairylee]

Bet he will throw in tax payers money to engage consultants to do studies and make recommendations.

 

[yinyang]

new ministry will regulate sales of condoms and other birth control devices. Only homosexual men and very ugly women will be allowed to freely buy condoms.
banning of women from swallowing spermatoids, as well as the wasteful habit of depositing sperm in non vaginal areas such as the face, the breasts, the anus, and the mouth.

Kns, might as well to pin-prick rubbers!

And to legislate against CIM, COB, COF? Think we are laughing stock by others perceiving us

 

[red amoeba]

help needed to pair sg guys w gals ....ship ugly gals out to jb

 

[jw5]

Fellow acting ministar Lawrence will not approve of this.

 

[streetsmart73]

Yes, Kee Chiu Chan, you want to drink my semen?

hi there


1. bro, don't waste your precious stuff to some dafter sheep!

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. such dafter sheep just has kosong brain materials leh.
3. as if an individual cannot buy condoms overseas or what!
4. damn stupid sheep!

 

[Dreamer1]

Minister CCS is rather intelligent.
By banning the sales of condom,he has the possibility to improve birth rate and also improve the morality of our citizens.
By allowing homosexual men and very ugly women to buy condom,he is considerate.
It may not be so effective,it is a snall step.
The other issue which is critical is the income of our people,the issue is out of his control but he should mention this issue to his big boss.

 

[yinyang]

Minister CCS is rather intelligent. By banning the sales of condom,he has the possibility to improve birth rate and also improve the morality of our citizens. By allowing homosexual men and very ugly women to buy condom,he is considerate.

No offence, but I can't for the life of me understand how you assert:
1) Ban rubbers = UP birth rate, "forced" accidents??!
2) Ban rubbers = Morality UP??!
3) Gays and ugly chabor exceptions to rule?? Whose call??!

Are you Vatican's brief on birth control? And what about protection vs STDs, AIDs??

Dream on (not too far from your moniker)

 

[jw5]

No offence, but I can't for the life of me understand how you assert:
1) Ban rubbers = UP birth rate, "forced" accidents??!
2) Ban rubbers = Morality UP??!
3) Gays and ugly chabor exceptions to rule?? Whose call??!

Are you Vatican's brief on birth control?

No, this is the LKY style/mentality.
The "I know best, I know all, this is what I think, you should do as I think, I say so means it's so, it's my way or the highway, cause and effect is decided by me" style/mentality.

 

[Dreamer1]

Thank you for feedback,on't really get the points probably my poor understanding
(1)Possibility to up birth rate
(2)Morality as commonly defined not that I am not a sinner
(3)Gay & ugly chabor exceptions-either CCS believes that gays are not sinful or he is out to get 10% more votes,for ugly chabor as well,but I don't really care.

 

[Papsmearer]

Ok, everyone need to lelac and take a chill pill. I started this thread as a tongue in cheek poke at Kee Chiu, so ITS NOT REAL. Everyone, go and have a beer this weekend and chillllllllllllllllllllllll. Watch OLy ok?

 

[longdongsilver]

Ok, everyone need to lelac and take a chill pill. I started this thread as a tongue in cheek poke at Kee Chiu, so ITS NOT REAL. Everyone, go and have a beer this weekend and chillllllllllllllllllllllll. Watch OLy ok?

years of fucked up education have made many singkies clueless and gullible,they actually believe what you wrote !

 

[Cruxx]

years of fucked up education have made many singkies clueless and gullible,they actually believe what you wrote !

Majulah PAP!

 

[Papsmearer]

years of fucked up education have made many singkies clueless and gullible,they actually believe what you wrote !

Yah I know, damn malu now. i thought that people reading it would have a good laugh, skali so many people take it seriously. Sinkies really have no sense of humour.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Yah I know, damn malu now. i thought that people reading it would have a good laugh, skali so many people take it seriously. Sinkies really have no sense of humour.

Wahlaneh! I also tiok sabo. Placed order for 2 containers of condoms to bring into S'pore via 2nd Link. Deposit already paid.

 

[Dreamer1]

Yah I know, damn malu now. i thought that people reading it would have a good laugh, skali so many people take it seriously. Sinkies really have no sense of humour.

Dear PAPS.
U are right that many forummers take it seriously,I am one of them.
For me,I dont think I am that clueless and gullible,may be just a little.But
(1)U have established good brand name here in Sammyboy,I read this forum based on brand names,u are one of the names I open and read
(2)Boss has achieved almost 100% success rate,as what ever I see in MSM,I must first goggle,ZERO % believability for MSM,Sam has arrived
(3)It seems to be a reasonable description of a new REFORMED Minister CCS,if he so desires.
Cheers

 

[steffychun]

There will be a black market for condoms. Hugh sales of IUDs.