nbcb, this Feng Shui Master Got Problem

[laksaboy]

That face already menopause. No eggs, single grandma still want to get pregnant, cheebye the son before 10 become orphan.

Indeed, but advances in medical science has given them hope. These childless lau char bor always like to tell you about some case of an elderly woman giving birth to healthy babies, and their eyes are glistening with excitement when they speak about it.

 

[Leongsam]

You like to drink laocheebye tonic?
This kind is call chio?

Way too much photoshop.

 

[Valium]

Way too much photoshop.

And she's not very good with it.

 

[Valium]

Indeed, but advances in medical science has given them hope. These childless lau char bor always like to tell you about some case of an elderly woman giving birth to healthy babies, and their eyes are glistening with excitement when they speak about it.

First off they got to find that willing cock to fuck them or get fucked by a syringe.

 

[AhMeng]

Way too much photoshop.

It should be way too much makeup!!!!!!
LOL

 

[50000]

Asides...eons ago, she was pretty. Since amortised. Confession, had a brief dalliance.
Did our new office, for a token amount. Can be so bitchy I got out before tsunami

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Hmmmm.....3P Fengshui Consultancy......the positions recommended by her for your office must have been interesting...

 

[Leongsam]

It should be way too much makeup!!!!!!
LOL

She applied so much photoshop skin smoothing that even her eyebrows are affected.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Nah, that would have been bad omen Ooops, once when we had our intimacy on her bed..I felt uncomfortable before her blxxdy altar (in same room).

Maybe her gods like to watch live porno

 

[Valium]

You are going to get choke by her white pubic hair and Vaseline in her pussy.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Anyone who bang her will accumulate good karma. So I guess it’s not too bad. Help the needy.

 

[Valium]

Anyone who bang her will accumulate good karma. So I guess it’s not too bad. Help the needy.

Your good karma index will go beyond 3 lives once you fuck her.

 

[rambo22]

wah this type is limpeh type

nbcb, sure will pump her full tank

 

[rambo22]

I was just digressing, from this thread headline -with my brief dalliance with this fengshui queen (pic) awhile back.
Left out the saucy details (leave this to Ah Meng). She was from NUS and attractive from her younger days, divorcee. She was getting too possessive, demanding texts replies every spare minute.

She did the fengshui thingy for our new office then, for a small token amount. My HR was surprised at my 'lobang', but blissfully ignorant of my influence. She was bitchy towards her community ie her fellow practitioners. I thankfully got out from our brief relationship. Enough said.

limpeh god chance liao

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

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wah this type is limpeh type

nbcb, sure will pump her full tank

Wah lao eh she must have taken this photo 20 years ago.

 

[yinyang]

You like to drink laocheebye tonic?
This kind is call chio?

You are going to get choke by her white pubic hair and Vaseline in her pussy.

scrooball (clone)

Kns, I did her 10 years ago la. Since amortised, or did you miss out the bit I cabut before ravages of age??

 

[rambo22]

tiagong,

her 3P means

Pump here, Pump there, Pump everywhere

song si, nbcb

just like what Small Space Sex Aunty Jo said

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

3P so powerful sia.

Luckily she didn’t say Infinite P

 

[yinyang]

She had even asked me then (this was 10 years ago), to help run her outlet (amulets etc). And even be her stand-in driver for her merc (or bmw, I forget). You could say, the price was too much to pay

 

[Valium]

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tiagong,

her 3P means

Pump here, Pump there, Pump everywhere

song si, nbcb

just like what Small Space Sex Aunty Jo said

3p is triple penetration. Her cheebye can handle 3 cocks each time.

 

[rambo22]

3p is triple penetration. Her cheebye can handle 3 cocks each time.

Triple penetration real meaning is

1 penetrate her cb

another 1 penetrate her kah chng

the last one penetrate her mouth

nbcb, dun anyhow hoot lo