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National Day Gathering for ALL Sammyboy Bros At The Istana
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Breaking News: President seriously wounded in botched hostage rescue attempt
Breaking News: President seriously wounded in botched hostage rescue attempt
By KONG Cheow Way ([email protected])
10 August 2012 04:30 am
The Straits Times (Singapore)
© Singapore Prick Holdings Ltd 2012
President Tony KFC was seriously injured in a failed hostage rescue attempt early this morning at the Istana. He is now warded at the Singapore General Hospital (SGH) in critical condition. A spokeperson from SGH informed the media that the President is comatose when he arrived at the hospital. A team of top surgeons led by Professor Chin Lee Hai is trying to resuscitate him.
The Prime Minister’s Office had issued a press statement at 2.00 am stating that the president was wounded in a cross fire between armed rebels and officers from the elite SAF Commando.
The statement stated that the President was hosting a party for members of the notorious dissident online forum, Sam’s AlfrescoHeaven, or commonly known as Sammyboy Forum (SBF) last evening.
Forummers at SBF were well known for their anti-establishment sentiments. The party was an effort by the President to reach out to all Singaporeans regardless of their political beliefs.
The statement stated that at about 10.00 pm last night, the Prime Minister was informed by the President’s aide-de-camp, Maj Cho Bo Lan that the President was been held hostage by a rebel militant group who called themselves the “SBF Bros”. It was understood that the rebels were armed with water pistol, culinary knives, glass bottles and other dangerous weapons.
After consultation with members of the National Security Directorate, the PM made the decision to storm the Istana. The PMO statement did not provide details of the rescue attempt and circumstances leading to the President’s injury.
It added that none of the rebels were captured during the raid. It was unclear as to how the rebels, believed to be about 50-strong, could all escape through tight security presence.
The statement added that the PM and the cabinet was told by the President that he was ill that evening and could not attend his first National Day Parade as a President. The PM was unaware that the he was hosting a private party instead.
Finally, it advised Singaporean to remain calm and that the government will spare no effort to bring the rebels to justice. It also reminded Singaporean that harbouring the rebels are serious criminal offence and that anyone with any information should contact the police immediately.
According to a televised report on CunalNewsAsia, an Istana gardener, Mr Chin Chia Heng informed reporters that he saw guest arriving at the Istana between as early as 4.30 pm and 7.00 pm. He said at about 6.55 pm, the President was personally at the Istana driveway to receive a noble looking and well dressed gentleman, whom he overheard the President addressing him as “Sammy”. He was one of only two guests whom the President welcomed personally. The other was one “Screw Ball”.
He said the names of the guests were unlike the usual Istana guests. Other names he overheard were “Golden Dragon”, “Alamak King”, “Raiders”, “Drifter”, “Ram Shack”, funny names like “Freaky Pie”, “Zed D” and obscene names like “Incest Bond”, Kan Ni Lau Bu”, “Chow Chee Bye”, "Erection", etc. He said he has never seen a congregation of so many personalities with such flamboyant names anywhere else let alone the Istana. He did not witness the alleged hostage taking as he had left for home at 8.00 pm. He was sad of the incident and wish the President speedy recovery.
Early this morning, reporter spoke to SBF’s resident political commentator, Mr God Meng Seng. Mr God claimed that he did not attend the Istana party as he thought it was a hoax. He said that SBF forummers are a bunch of lunatics spouting rubbishes day in day out and he did not think the President’s invitation was genuine.
However, he claimed that he was in Orchard Road at around midnight when he saw a large circular yellowish object hovering above the Istana. Shortly thereafter, he heard sounds resembling firecrackers. At first, he thought the President was having a mini firework for his own amusement. He now think that it must be an UFO that had rescued the SBF members. “Otherwise, how could they have escaped under tight security?” he lamented.
For comments, please write to [email protected]
Breaking News: President seriously wounded in botched hostage rescue attempt
By KONG Cheow Way ([email protected])
10 August 2012 04:30 am
The Straits Times (Singapore)
© Singapore Prick Holdings Ltd 2012
President Tony KFC was seriously injured in a failed hostage rescue attempt early this morning at the Istana. He is now warded at the Singapore General Hospital (SGH) in critical condition. A spokeperson from SGH informed the media that the President is comatose when he arrived at the hospital. A team of top surgeons led by Professor Chin Lee Hai is trying to resuscitate him.
The Prime Minister’s Office had issued a press statement at 2.00 am stating that the president was wounded in a cross fire between armed rebels and officers from the elite SAF Commando.
The statement stated that the President was hosting a party for members of the notorious dissident online forum, Sam’s AlfrescoHeaven, or commonly known as Sammyboy Forum (SBF) last evening.
Forummers at SBF were well known for their anti-establishment sentiments. The party was an effort by the President to reach out to all Singaporeans regardless of their political beliefs.
The statement stated that at about 10.00 pm last night, the Prime Minister was informed by the President’s aide-de-camp, Maj Cho Bo Lan that the President was been held hostage by a rebel militant group who called themselves the “SBF Bros”. It was understood that the rebels were armed with water pistol, culinary knives, glass bottles and other dangerous weapons.
After consultation with members of the National Security Directorate, the PM made the decision to storm the Istana. The PMO statement did not provide details of the rescue attempt and circumstances leading to the President’s injury.
It added that none of the rebels were captured during the raid. It was unclear as to how the rebels, believed to be about 50-strong, could all escape through tight security presence.
The statement added that the PM and the cabinet was told by the President that he was ill that evening and could not attend his first National Day Parade as a President. The PM was unaware that the he was hosting a private party instead.
Finally, it advised Singaporean to remain calm and that the government will spare no effort to bring the rebels to justice. It also reminded Singaporean that harbouring the rebels are serious criminal offence and that anyone with any information should contact the police immediately.
According to a televised report on CunalNewsAsia, an Istana gardener, Mr Chin Chia Heng informed reporters that he saw guest arriving at the Istana between as early as 4.30 pm and 7.00 pm. He said at about 6.55 pm, the President was personally at the Istana driveway to receive a noble looking and well dressed gentleman, whom he overheard the President addressing him as “Sammy”. He was one of only two guests whom the President welcomed personally. The other was one “Screw Ball”.
He said the names of the guests were unlike the usual Istana guests. Other names he overheard were “Golden Dragon”, “Alamak King”, “Raiders”, “Drifter”, “Ram Shack”, funny names like “Freaky Pie”, “Zed D” and obscene names like “Incest Bond”, Kan Ni Lau Bu”, “Chow Chee Bye”, "Erection", etc. He said he has never seen a congregation of so many personalities with such flamboyant names anywhere else let alone the Istana. He did not witness the alleged hostage taking as he had left for home at 8.00 pm. He was sad of the incident and wish the President speedy recovery.
Early this morning, reporter spoke to SBF’s resident political commentator, Mr God Meng Seng. Mr God claimed that he did not attend the Istana party as he thought it was a hoax. He said that SBF forummers are a bunch of lunatics spouting rubbishes day in day out and he did not think the President’s invitation was genuine.
However, he claimed that he was in Orchard Road at around midnight when he saw a large circular yellowish object hovering above the Istana. Shortly thereafter, he heard sounds resembling firecrackers. At first, he thought the President was having a mini firework for his own amusement. He now think that it must be an UFO that had rescued the SBF members. “Otherwise, how could they have escaped under tight security?” he lamented.
For comments, please write to [email protected]
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Re: Breaking News: President seriously wounded in botched hostage rescue attempt
Excellent reporting. You are the first jounalist in S'pore. I am sure even the ISD guys reading this are laughing. Maybe when they attach this report of yours for LHL to read, that pinky also laugh until lau sai.
Excellent reporting. You are the first jounalist in S'pore. I am sure even the ISD guys reading this are laughing. Maybe when they attach this report of yours for LHL to read, that pinky also laugh until lau sai.
SPH move away. SBF reporting take over
Wah thanks brother. First time my name appear in newspaper
Won't be the last bro. Expect more when the elite CID starts investigation and makes midnight arrests after extensive enquiries and many dangerous ambushes in the jungles of concrete S'pore. Another elite team, STAR is on 24hr standby as info received SBF bros maybe armed and deadly with pens and pencils.
Re: Breaking News: President seriously wounded in botched hostage rescue attempt
Great stuff bro. Enjoyed it. Please keep reporting.
Great stuff bro. Enjoyed it. Please keep reporting.
So it is time for you to get to work and round up the SBF guys?
Goh Meng Seng
Not so loud, boss. Don't blow my cover.
Wah piangz oei, if I get rounded up I'm very sure Ah ram will be there to have man-to-man "conversation" with me. He's been wanting to try his crocodile move on me for a long time.
7th month akan datang? Ah Ram coming to visit?
anyone getting PBM, national day award and service award etc from tony this year? :-P
this invitation sound like a 鸿门宴！！！
or make it easy, a trap.
we are like stepping into a ambush. like 龙门客栈！！！
this invitation sound like a 鸿门宴！！！
or make it easy, a trap.
we are like stepping into a ambush. like 龙门客栈！！！
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Salam, bro
SBF bros only armed with great fingering skills as we continue typing all these years, you plus a few others exceptionally gifted with painting skills :p:p:p
anyone getting PBM, national day award and service award etc from tony this year? :-P
this invitation sound like a 鸿门宴！！！
or make it easy, a trap.
we are like stepping into a ambush. like 龙门客栈！！！
SAMmy Leong PBM , a relentless defender of advice/advise, and great contribution in the field of social education (SBF) & reproduction (SB Forum).
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anyone getting PBM, national day award and service award etc from tony this year? :-P
Which Tony? If its the Tony from SBF, I think you will get a dildo instead. :p
psst. bro, are you there yet? buffet started? :o:o:o
So any Sammyboy gathering yet? To witness the old man's life?
Dear SBF brothers,
Those who have attended the Istana Party better leave now. Maj Cho Bo Lan had called the PM and the Commandos will be dispatched soon. GD, please get everyone out asap. Make sure you don't leave Sammy behind.
Good Luck and stay safe! Happy National Day!
Those who have attended the Istana Party better leave now. Maj Cho Bo Lan had called the PM and the Commandos will be dispatched soon. GD, please get everyone out asap. Make sure you don't leave Sammy behind.
Good Luck and stay safe! Happy National Day!