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nanbeh tissue paper cheop seat!

kopiuncle said:
old uncle went to hock lam beef noodle shop. ordered my beef soup ( nanbel now $6.50 cheapest!)...one well dressed lady came and placed a packet of tissue paper besides me to cheop the seat. i told her the seat was taken - my friend was ordering the food for both of us. she gave me a sneer and walked off. my friend returned and sat besides me. soon the tissue lady returned and started an arguement!!! nanbeh i nearly wanted to throw my soup at her...she looked like an FT.looked like a china national.

what would you do if you encounter such a charboh tissue paper!!!!

Put the tissue next to your seat? The lady liked you. Don't you take the hint?
 
eatshitndie said:
it's a missundiesstanding. you're supposed to blow your nose and clean your mouth with her tissue. her generosity and kindness were not reciprocated. she must be distraught. will need a cuddle soon.

That was exactly what I saw somebody did it. Compliment of the house.
 
I never understood this tissue "choping" business in Singapore. Its not even a social convention in other countries that I'm aware of. It has always been first come first serve in food centers around here.
 
Long hair just shampooed, can't sleep yet. Share another story since table is the topic. There was once we (WP members about 7 of us) came down from WP HQ and adjorned to a coffeshop for drinks. Quite crowded. There was one uncle alone drinking occupying a table big enough for 6 to 8. I told LTK I'd asked that uncle to shift to a smaller table. LTK said don't. That uncle seemed to recognize LTK waved at him to join his table. LTK simply smiled and waved back and said nevermind, just wait for the next big table vacancy. I think GMS and Locke and some others were there too. Correct me or dispute me if I'm wrong or I've exaggerated. Of course, just in seconds later I realized what LTK meant. It's not politically courteous to ask people to move away from their table we couldn't join their table since we have confidential things to discuss.

Asking someone to move/change table not polite. They sit there 1st, so if want just share the table is OK.
Table not belong to him and you. So no one have power to ask other to leave. So share. If cannot share just wait for others table.
 
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nxt time, i will bring a pair of panties and use it to chope table..

or carry a used sanitary pad - no nid to be used, just stain it with red ink / bandung...to give impression its used...use it chope seat, confirm no one dare to sit at the table..LOL
 
Mate, don't start a new trend.
nxt time, i will bring a pair of panties and use it to chope table..

or carry a used sanitary pad - no nid to be used, just stain it with red ink / bandung...to give impression its used...use it chope seat, confirm no one dare to sit at the table..LOL
 
red amoeba said:
nxt time, i will bring a pair of panties and use it to chope table..

or carry a used sanitary pad - no nid to be used, just stain it with red ink / bandung...to give impression its used...use it chope seat, confirm no one dare to sit at the table..LOL

WAH. You carry sanitary pad har? Don't have neh. How?
 
nxt time, i will bring a pair of panties and use it to chope table..

or carry a used sanitary pad - no nid to be used, just stain it with red ink / bandung...to give impression its used...use it chope seat, confirm no one dare to sit at the table..LOL

Lol! It's wicked but sure to be effective. The same with used toilet paper. Stain it brown!:D
 
rgt now at my gym there are assholes who uses their towels/handphones to CHOPE workout benches n equipment preventing other gym users from using them....guess they learnt this aunt habit from their tissue chopeping mothers or grannies.
 
Long hair just shampooed, can't sleep yet. Share another story since table is the topic. There was once we (WP members about 7 of us) came down from WP HQ and adjorned to a coffeshop for drinks. Quite crowded. There was one uncle alone drinking occupying a table big enough for 6 to 8. I told LTK I'd asked that uncle to shift to a smaller table. LTK said don't. That uncle seemed to recognize LTK waved at him to join his table. LTK simply smiled and waved back and said nevermind, just wait for the next big table vacancy. I think GMS and Locke and some others were there too. Correct me or dispute me if I'm wrong or I've exaggerated. Of course, just in seconds later I realized what LTK meant. It's not politically courteous to ask people to move away from their table we couldn't join their table since we have confidential things to discuss.

LTK did right. You're too gangster to think about asking other people move off first.
 
Put the tissue next to your seat? The lady liked you. Don't you take the hint?

kamsiahlah...uncle's ego booster one leap!....but also no use lah...tissue paper is inanimate lah. this type of girl also no use lah. behaviour makes me kuru!!!
 
You all fighting for tables and tissues for fuck. I very simple. I sit first. They come and ask me what I want and I order. Self service and queue. No way man. Like that I go fast food Mac or BK or KFC better LOL

Not say I rich or high class always eat restaurant. Many hawkers got service also. No need queue and carry yourself then look for table. Self service hawkers are fucking cheapos and cheats. I never eat from them. Think they so good and tasty? Only idiots never eat real good and tasty food before kana bluff. If so good, become bigtime restaurant orready, no need remain smalltime but bigmouth talkbiig larsarp hawker LOL
 
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disgusting indeed to see a pretty girl comes to your table and cheop the seat with a pack of cheap tissue paper! uniquely sinkiegapore!!!
 
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