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PEASANTPORE: While a typical Meet-the-Peasants Session (MPS) at Punggol East fief would see about 50 down-and-out peasants seeking their Peasants' Representative (MP) each week, Monday night's session - the first since former lecher Mike Palmer resigned last week over an hedonistic affair - saw a queue of about 50 peasants even before the session began.
Gracing the Monday night's Meet the Peasants' Session was conducted by Duke of Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC Teo CH, who held a combined session with residents from his Pasir Ris West ward.
Nevertheless, grassroots lackeys said that most of the peasants who turned up at the MPS, which was held at the regime Community Foundation's Punggol East Propoganda Centre at Blk 124A Rivervale Drive, were from the Punggol East fief.
Peasants who TODAY spoke to were there mainly to seek petty help on getting rental birdcages or appealing financial penalties for their deserved traffic offences.
One kapoh, kiasiu and kiasi peasant resident, Madam Mani, 64, said she knows with a possible by-erection, her chances to get a rental birdcage will be higher.
Minion Masuki has dismissed her as 'homeless by choice', so she is looking for a rental birdcage and said she had seen lecherous Palmer a few times. Each time, the Palmer the Lecher had told her not to worry about her case. "Now got jackpot! If netizens and peasants make enough noise and force Ruler Loong to hold a by-erections, we peasants get to make demands to force the regime to play retail politics. With a by-erections, there will be temporary fare hikes. So I know political erections are good for peasants because it is the only way for the peasantry to force the regime to work for us," she said.
Another resident, a taxi driver who declined to be named, said he felt disgusted by the fact that a minion was handling the MPS. "Duke Teo, sure got weight, he is some Baba. Plus his papa worked for the Phony Tan clan's bank as what they call a high ranking manager. Now Ruler Loong is very smart to use a non-family Duke to tell peasants if they balk regime and vote for opposition pariahs, its will be the beginning of the dark ages for Punggol East fief."
PEASANTPORE: While a typical Meet-the-Peasants Session (MPS) at Punggol East fief would see about 50 down-and-out peasants seeking their Peasants' Representative (MP) each week, Monday night's session - the first since former lecher Mike Palmer resigned last week over an hedonistic affair - saw a queue of about 50 peasants even before the session began.
Gracing the Monday night's Meet the Peasants' Session was conducted by Duke of Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC Teo CH, who held a combined session with residents from his Pasir Ris West ward.
Nevertheless, grassroots lackeys said that most of the peasants who turned up at the MPS, which was held at the regime Community Foundation's Punggol East Propoganda Centre at Blk 124A Rivervale Drive, were from the Punggol East fief.
Peasants who TODAY spoke to were there mainly to seek petty help on getting rental birdcages or appealing financial penalties for their deserved traffic offences.
One kapoh, kiasiu and kiasi peasant resident, Madam Mani, 64, said she knows with a possible by-erection, her chances to get a rental birdcage will be higher.
Minion Masuki has dismissed her as 'homeless by choice', so she is looking for a rental birdcage and said she had seen lecherous Palmer a few times. Each time, the Palmer the Lecher had told her not to worry about her case. "Now got jackpot! If netizens and peasants make enough noise and force Ruler Loong to hold a by-erections, we peasants get to make demands to force the regime to play retail politics. With a by-erections, there will be temporary fare hikes. So I know political erections are good for peasants because it is the only way for the peasantry to force the regime to work for us," she said.
Another resident, a taxi driver who declined to be named, said he felt disgusted by the fact that a minion was handling the MPS. "Duke Teo, sure got weight, he is some Baba. Plus his papa worked for the Phony Tan clan's bank as what they call a high ranking manager. Now Ruler Loong is very smart to use a non-family Duke to tell peasants if they balk regime and vote for opposition pariahs, its will be the beginning of the dark ages for Punggol East fief."
