The missionaries top trick to secure converts is to dangle carrots.
This is a proven tactic. In Peasantpore, missionaries usually set up free schools using the fish trap concept. Once peasants are lured into missionaries' controlled schools, they will be subjected to conversion using the old tactics of 'convert if grateful'. In Commie China, they promise all sorts of earthly rewards for blind faith. This will ensure stupid peasants sign on as converts in the first place. Next, they will use 'feel good' games to prove conversion has merits. The commie regime will surely be concerned because the Taiping Rebellion almost toppled the decaying Manchurian regime.
Using newly converted naive peasants to win over peasants.
What better way to convert peasants using converted selfless peasants?! Newly converted peasants will be given resources, cash and sometimes pretty women to win over other peasants. In Commie China, missionaries supply cash and know how of mind games to newly minted peasants followers who will fanned out to country sides to snarl stupid peasants. This is the old trick used by the chink commies who infiltrate all segments of their population. The newly converted operatives are valuable resources because they know their ground and often have the knack of using the mind games to fool peasants into the fold of their missionaries pay masters. These newly peasants are usually single, with nothing to lose, hence they will go all out despite repression and harp on any opportunity to praise their deity when they meet any difficulties to impress stupid peasants. Favourite hunting grounds are prisons, secular universities, town halls, you name it, the missionaries will send a top resource to spread their warped garbage.
New converts are painted a rosy picture of paradise via the faith concept.
This is a simple catchy concept designed to fool most indolent Asiatic peasants. You see, most Asiatic peasants must simply must kowtow to a god king at some point in their life. By promoting their deity as the one true head honcho in a paradise, missionaries cleverly gave a idol for Asiatic peasants to kowtow daily. Smarter missionaries linked all devotion as yardsticks to secure a place in the celestial realm. Hence stupid Asiatic peasants go all out to donate $$$ and fervently believe blind faith will send them to paradise?! Hence you can sin for 6 days and confess on the 7th day and gain entry to paradise?! This is better than the competing religions because you get to sin at least 90% of the time and still gain entry to paradise!
Using latest mind games to secure converts
Missionaries are forward looking lot because they will use the latest political innovation to bind their stupid converts. For example, the commies were famous for using cell groups to allow constant indoctrination/brainwashing of new converts. Using peer pressure, new converts must obey cell group leaders and constantly use self criticisms to cement their 'faith'. Signs of wavering from the group or their deity are dismissed as temptation from demons to fool stupid peasants.
The younger but cunning missionaries adopted MLM 'feel good' tactics to fool Asiatic peasants. Asiatic peasants foolishly think that 'more faith == more wealth'. If that is the case, then the horny arabs deities must be more powerful?!
Subverting local cultural norms using demonising tactics
This is the best tactic used by missionaries. Using the warp logic that their deity is supreme, their badly translated or plagiarised holy books become the gold standard. Local pagans are derided as demon or idol worshipers and competing cultural norms dismissed as i)superstition ii)fairy tales. Yet these missionaries have their own share of superstition or fairy tales e.g. virgin birth or return from the dead after 3 days. The proper word will be hypocrites to describe the missionaries. The crazier ones even propose lusty rewards for martyrs because there are virgins in their multi-layered paradise?! This was the same tactic used in Neh Neh land where the fairer skin nehs become gods while the darker southern nehs become demons! In politics, this has a similar vein, 'winners become kings while losers become rebels'. In religion, the winners become gods or saints while the losers become demons. During the Taiping Rebellion, the Manchus are derided as demons (powerful demons in fact). Hence the standard trick in commie china is to stereotype the godless commies as the new demons. In peasantpore, crazy missionaries will gleefully deride Dragon Boats as Serpent Boats and forbade converted peasants to take part in Dragon Boat races.
This is a proven tactic. In Peasantpore, missionaries usually set up free schools using the fish trap concept. Once peasants are lured into missionaries' controlled schools, they will be subjected to conversion using the old tactics of 'convert if grateful'. In Commie China, they promise all sorts of earthly rewards for blind faith. This will ensure stupid peasants sign on as converts in the first place. Next, they will use 'feel good' games to prove conversion has merits. The commie regime will surely be concerned because the Taiping Rebellion almost toppled the decaying Manchurian regime.
Using newly converted naive peasants to win over peasants.
What better way to convert peasants using converted selfless peasants?! Newly converted peasants will be given resources, cash and sometimes pretty women to win over other peasants. In Commie China, missionaries supply cash and know how of mind games to newly minted peasants followers who will fanned out to country sides to snarl stupid peasants. This is the old trick used by the chink commies who infiltrate all segments of their population. The newly converted operatives are valuable resources because they know their ground and often have the knack of using the mind games to fool peasants into the fold of their missionaries pay masters. These newly peasants are usually single, with nothing to lose, hence they will go all out despite repression and harp on any opportunity to praise their deity when they meet any difficulties to impress stupid peasants. Favourite hunting grounds are prisons, secular universities, town halls, you name it, the missionaries will send a top resource to spread their warped garbage.
New converts are painted a rosy picture of paradise via the faith concept.
This is a simple catchy concept designed to fool most indolent Asiatic peasants. You see, most Asiatic peasants must simply must kowtow to a god king at some point in their life. By promoting their deity as the one true head honcho in a paradise, missionaries cleverly gave a idol for Asiatic peasants to kowtow daily. Smarter missionaries linked all devotion as yardsticks to secure a place in the celestial realm. Hence stupid Asiatic peasants go all out to donate $$$ and fervently believe blind faith will send them to paradise?! Hence you can sin for 6 days and confess on the 7th day and gain entry to paradise?! This is better than the competing religions because you get to sin at least 90% of the time and still gain entry to paradise!
Using latest mind games to secure converts
Missionaries are forward looking lot because they will use the latest political innovation to bind their stupid converts. For example, the commies were famous for using cell groups to allow constant indoctrination/brainwashing of new converts. Using peer pressure, new converts must obey cell group leaders and constantly use self criticisms to cement their 'faith'. Signs of wavering from the group or their deity are dismissed as temptation from demons to fool stupid peasants.
The younger but cunning missionaries adopted MLM 'feel good' tactics to fool Asiatic peasants. Asiatic peasants foolishly think that 'more faith == more wealth'. If that is the case, then the horny arabs deities must be more powerful?!
Subverting local cultural norms using demonising tactics
This is the best tactic used by missionaries. Using the warp logic that their deity is supreme, their badly translated or plagiarised holy books become the gold standard. Local pagans are derided as demon or idol worshipers and competing cultural norms dismissed as i)superstition ii)fairy tales. Yet these missionaries have their own share of superstition or fairy tales e.g. virgin birth or return from the dead after 3 days. The proper word will be hypocrites to describe the missionaries. The crazier ones even propose lusty rewards for martyrs because there are virgins in their multi-layered paradise?! This was the same tactic used in Neh Neh land where the fairer skin nehs become gods while the darker southern nehs become demons! In politics, this has a similar vein, 'winners become kings while losers become rebels'. In religion, the winners become gods or saints while the losers become demons. During the Taiping Rebellion, the Manchus are derided as demons (powerful demons in fact). Hence the standard trick in commie china is to stereotype the godless commies as the new demons. In peasantpore, crazy missionaries will gleefully deride Dragon Boats as Serpent Boats and forbade converted peasants to take part in Dragon Boat races.
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