Ministers' Responses to Packed Trains

[SneeringTree]

LHL: Huh? Oh, packed trains...Hmmm, ermmm... look! I am doing mass taiji!

 

[kiwibird7]

PM - When we force pack S'poreans and FTs together in close proximity to each other in a crowded train, that way S'poreans are forced to integrate with our newcomers.

The close proximity and integration could result in accidental copulation of PRC MEI MEI wearing mini-dresses by SG Ah PEIS wearing baggy shorts on MRT trains.

 

[jw5]

The close proximity and integration could result in accidental copulation of PRC MEI MEI wearing mini-dresses by SG Ah PEIS wearing baggy shorts on MRT trains.

Except that it wouldn't be accidental.

 

[okt99]

Wa Lan Eh ... Whats the problem ... increase price until tears roll down lah.
Make sinkies go back to owning cars ... then pack train problem no more lah.

Doesnt take $1m salary to think ... NB.

 

[SneeringTree]

LTA Head Honcho: The fare for train rides will be increased 100% to ensure that the trains will not be congested.