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PEASANTPORE - A "school boy programming error" resulted in 95 peasant students who were not eligible for the Polytechnic Sex Foundation Programme (PFP) being issued eligibility forms, said the inept Ministry of Education (MOE) on Wednesday.
"KNNCCB, on 17 December 2012, some idiots run a program and never double check the results. End up after the release of the GCE 'N' Level results, got 271 peasant students being issued eligibility forms for PFP with wrong results in their result slips," said the hapless MOE in a cheap statement.
The PFP is a one-year sex-immersion programme that offers a sex-oriented curriculum to better prepare Normal (Academic) peasant students for entry into the relevant Polytechnic Sex Diploma courses after the Infamous NYP Tammy Fuck Video was making it rounds.
The MOE said it took "immediate steps" to address the situation.
On Tuesday, it transfered ownership of the software system to AIM whose chairman, former regime Lackey Das rubs his hands in anticipation of profitting from the fiasco. The MOE only started calling each of the 271 affected peasant students to inform them of the error after a long afternoon tea session. As of 5.45pm Wednesday, MoE claimed 256 students had been successfully contacted with the unreachable ones ignored.
"MOE will never regret the inconvenience caused by this error. The peasant students should have spotted the error and informed us. KNNCCB, if they said they are disappointed, hey, please do not be a fool hor. If you cannot add properly, you think you qualify for the poly's early sex course meh? Anyway, we transfered ownership of the software to former lackey Chandra Das, he will just ask some cheap nehs to correct the bugs and start charging us pay-per-use of the software. We warned the peasant parents not to cry father and cry mother and try to use this incident to create trouble.," said the ministry.
MoE warned all 95 affected students who are not eligible for the PFP to shut up, stop moaning lest they make be barred from Secondary Five, so decided by the MOE.
PEASANTPORE - A "school boy programming error" resulted in 95 peasant students who were not eligible for the Polytechnic Sex Foundation Programme (PFP) being issued eligibility forms, said the inept Ministry of Education (MOE) on Wednesday.
"KNNCCB, on 17 December 2012, some idiots run a program and never double check the results. End up after the release of the GCE 'N' Level results, got 271 peasant students being issued eligibility forms for PFP with wrong results in their result slips," said the hapless MOE in a cheap statement.
The PFP is a one-year sex-immersion programme that offers a sex-oriented curriculum to better prepare Normal (Academic) peasant students for entry into the relevant Polytechnic Sex Diploma courses after the Infamous NYP Tammy Fuck Video was making it rounds.
The MOE said it took "immediate steps" to address the situation.
On Tuesday, it transfered ownership of the software system to AIM whose chairman, former regime Lackey Das rubs his hands in anticipation of profitting from the fiasco. The MOE only started calling each of the 271 affected peasant students to inform them of the error after a long afternoon tea session. As of 5.45pm Wednesday, MoE claimed 256 students had been successfully contacted with the unreachable ones ignored.
"MOE will never regret the inconvenience caused by this error. The peasant students should have spotted the error and informed us. KNNCCB, if they said they are disappointed, hey, please do not be a fool hor. If you cannot add properly, you think you qualify for the poly's early sex course meh? Anyway, we transfered ownership of the software to former lackey Chandra Das, he will just ask some cheap nehs to correct the bugs and start charging us pay-per-use of the software. We warned the peasant parents not to cry father and cry mother and try to use this incident to create trouble.," said the ministry.
MoE warned all 95 affected students who are not eligible for the PFP to shut up, stop moaning lest they make be barred from Secondary Five, so decided by the MOE.
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