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PEASANTPORE: The Deputy Chairlackey of the partisan Peasant's Association, Minion Lim $way $way, spin a story to explain why the PA had decided to disclose the identity of the slut who was linked to former lecherous Speaker of Procedural Parliament Mike Palmer.
Minion Lim $way $way said the issue of disclosing slut Laura Ong's identity was made by the association's fat cat management. First the ISD verified that Laura Ong has no political links to the regime. In addition, Ruler Loong has exhorted his desire that PA must be 'transparent' or 'holier than thou'.
Sex crazed Palmer resigned from the regime on Wednesday after admitting that he had an hedonistic relationship with slut Laura Ong.
Minion Lim $way $way described Slut Ong as an 'ang pai' staff member, who had been promoted and assigned important duties with her sex partner Mike Palmer serving as her chairman.
Minion Lim $way $way said while they were forced into a corner after they took pot shots at Labour for not revealing horny Yaw's sex partner. To prevent political pariahs from using their silence, they realised it is easier to name slutty Ong who is not a Princeling or related to any illustrous or noble clan.
"KNNCCB lah, Ruler Loong also want to use this as an example to warn other lackeys are are involved in hedonistic dodgy relations with their underlings. Farking hell, all better wake up. Got one Ng Ah Gay is enough liao.....SCDF also got one lecher there...knnccb lumpar embarassing for Ruler Loong and now this bastard Palmer.....aiyoh, my KPI gone liao this year," he moaned.
PEASANTPORE: The Deputy Chairlackey of the partisan Peasant's Association, Minion Lim $way $way, spin a story to explain why the PA had decided to disclose the identity of the slut who was linked to former lecherous Speaker of Procedural Parliament Mike Palmer.
Minion Lim $way $way said the issue of disclosing slut Laura Ong's identity was made by the association's fat cat management. First the ISD verified that Laura Ong has no political links to the regime. In addition, Ruler Loong has exhorted his desire that PA must be 'transparent' or 'holier than thou'.
Sex crazed Palmer resigned from the regime on Wednesday after admitting that he had an hedonistic relationship with slut Laura Ong.
Minion Lim $way $way described Slut Ong as an 'ang pai' staff member, who had been promoted and assigned important duties with her sex partner Mike Palmer serving as her chairman.
Minion Lim $way $way said while they were forced into a corner after they took pot shots at Labour for not revealing horny Yaw's sex partner. To prevent political pariahs from using their silence, they realised it is easier to name slutty Ong who is not a Princeling or related to any illustrous or noble clan.
"KNNCCB lah, Ruler Loong also want to use this as an example to warn other lackeys are are involved in hedonistic dodgy relations with their underlings. Farking hell, all better wake up. Got one Ng Ah Gay is enough liao.....SCDF also got one lecher there...knnccb lumpar embarassing for Ruler Loong and now this bastard Palmer.....aiyoh, my KPI gone liao this year," he moaned.
