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Peasantpore: Minion in the Prime Minion's Office S Iswalan lectured peasants that the 6.9 million population figure in the White Lies is a big compromise because the regime was orginally looking at 10 million using New York as an example.
He said it is the lower bound of a range of 10 million figure by 2030.
Minion Iswalan was speaking at a talk cock sing song session during his Minion visit to Jurong Central in the Jurong GRC.
He rapped: "Basically we want to start with rich foreigners in the centre, local peasants are the primary serfs, we are doing this because we want to do our best for Familee now and in the future, for future generations of Familee."
As for the population growth projected by 2030, he said: "Ruler Loong has decreed 6.9 million population as a lower bound target. In ancient China, peasants who resist decrees are usually beheaded.
"6.9 million is there to give an idea of the upper end, the upper bound of the possible scenarios we can see looking ahead for 18 years.
"If possible, it is better to behead a few peasants to cow the rest. But let me use my Bollywood logic to explain why do we need to look at the lower bound using New York 10 million as example.
If you watch Bollywood movies, you have the lead actor and actress dancing around a banana tree, then suddenly got one horde of dancers appear and start dancing!
Sama, during ex-Regent Woody's year, we got 2.6 million, then suddenly out of the blue, suddenly we have 5 million PRCs, Nehs, Pinoys, Viets. So you see, very easier to explain in terms of Bollywood movies.
In Asiatic society, its simple, peasants do as they are told by their rulers."
Lumpar peasants have the gall to raise concerns over the future quality of life with the new population projections set out in the White Lies, at the talk fest. Some brave peasants lambast overcrowding in public transport.
Minion Iswalan trivally noted that as the population grew, there would be additional stresses on the infrastructure, hence it is no big deal.
"The regime is not stupid ok but just that it sees no point to take care of short term issues affecting stupid local peasants.
"At the same time, we are also doing our best to see how we can address some of these short term issues for Familee and rich foreigners only."
Minion Iswaran believes Imperial Court's debate on the White Lies beginning Monday serve as a platform to warn dissenters that disobeying Ruler Loong's decree will result in punitive actions targeted at dissenters' families.
Peasantpore: Minion in the Prime Minion's Office S Iswalan lectured peasants that the 6.9 million population figure in the White Lies is a big compromise because the regime was orginally looking at 10 million using New York as an example.
He said it is the lower bound of a range of 10 million figure by 2030.
Minion Iswalan was speaking at a talk cock sing song session during his Minion visit to Jurong Central in the Jurong GRC.
He rapped: "Basically we want to start with rich foreigners in the centre, local peasants are the primary serfs, we are doing this because we want to do our best for Familee now and in the future, for future generations of Familee."
As for the population growth projected by 2030, he said: "Ruler Loong has decreed 6.9 million population as a lower bound target. In ancient China, peasants who resist decrees are usually beheaded.
"6.9 million is there to give an idea of the upper end, the upper bound of the possible scenarios we can see looking ahead for 18 years.
"If possible, it is better to behead a few peasants to cow the rest. But let me use my Bollywood logic to explain why do we need to look at the lower bound using New York 10 million as example.
If you watch Bollywood movies, you have the lead actor and actress dancing around a banana tree, then suddenly got one horde of dancers appear and start dancing!
Sama, during ex-Regent Woody's year, we got 2.6 million, then suddenly out of the blue, suddenly we have 5 million PRCs, Nehs, Pinoys, Viets. So you see, very easier to explain in terms of Bollywood movies.
In Asiatic society, its simple, peasants do as they are told by their rulers."
Lumpar peasants have the gall to raise concerns over the future quality of life with the new population projections set out in the White Lies, at the talk fest. Some brave peasants lambast overcrowding in public transport.
Minion Iswalan trivally noted that as the population grew, there would be additional stresses on the infrastructure, hence it is no big deal.
"The regime is not stupid ok but just that it sees no point to take care of short term issues affecting stupid local peasants.
"At the same time, we are also doing our best to see how we can address some of these short term issues for Familee and rich foreigners only."
Minion Iswaran believes Imperial Court's debate on the White Lies beginning Monday serve as a platform to warn dissenters that disobeying Ruler Loong's decree will result in punitive actions targeted at dissenters' families.
