Chitchat MINDEAF asks deceased brother to serve NS, and other PAP stupidity and negligence

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[h=1]MINDEF gets trolled by Singaporean for asking his deceased brother to serve NS[/h]
A male Singaporean named “Arp Yorashol” was at the temple one day to pay respects to his family members who have passed on including his brother. His mum then passed him a letter from MINDEF which was addressed to a name similar to his. However, he had no clue what it was about and the letter was dated a few years back.
His mum told him that the letter was addressed to his deceased brother who died 20 years ago.
So, he called the MINDEF hotline the next day to settle the matter and the conversation went like this:
Arp Yorashol: Hello, I received this letter regarding a conscription notice for this person.
Operator: Alright, can I get the NRIC number?
Arp Yorashol: SXXXXXXXX
Operator: Oh, we have sent several letters and if he fails to turn up again, he will be charged in court.
Arp Yorashol: Oh, good luck with that
Operator: It is a serious offence for escaping NS.
Arp Yorashol: Oh, yes… I’m well aware of that. But what I’m saying is, he will not be serving his NS.
Operator: May I ask the reason why?
Arp Yorashol: Don’t you guys have records to this person?
Operator: Yes, we do. It says he is supposed to serve his NS a few years back.
Arp Yorashol: Then I’m sorry to disappoint you. He is unable to serve his NS.
Operator: We have not received any notifications regarding this. He will have to comply to the conditions stated in the letter.
Arp Yorashol: Or else?
Operator: We will issue a warrant for his arrest.
Arp Yorashol: Good luck with that. I hope you guys have contacts to the Ghostbuster.
Operator: I’m sorry?
Arp Yorashol: Well if you’re trying to arrest a dead person, the SPF probably can’t do it. I was from there, I know our capabilities.
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Operator: Oh, I am sorry. When did he passed away?
Arp Yorashol: 20 odd years ago.
Operator: I see. We will update our systems
Arp Yorashol: Thank You.

 

Zaidi KamsariShould just let Mindef serve the warrant of arrest. If they asked the family member where is the 'defaulter', just bring them to the cemetary or columbarium!

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Janice Lim · Singapore Institute of Management
Oh that happens! 3 month after my mom passed on in TTSH, they called up and asked why she didn't come for review and she's due for X-Ray. She was suspected for TB and taken 3 months of medication. It turned out she had lung infections. And they gave the wrong treatment and she died 3 days after admitted. Then they indicated lung cancer in her death cert. How screwed up these sotongs are.

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Chan Chuan Lun · Head, Operations & Planning at Certis Cisco Auxiliary Police Force
Very upset to hear this, wrong diagnosis on the hospital part?

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Janice Lim · Singapore Institute of Management
Chan Chuan Lun
Yes. She was weak but still responsive. They gave her a black pill and next thing, she had seizure and couldn't make it. To them death is an everyday affair. To us it torn our world apart.

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Janice Lim · Singapore Institute of Management
My elderly dad was hospitalised due to uncontrollable bowel and he contacted pneumonia in the hospital because they stupidly placed a contagious patient inside his ward.
Though the patient was shifted out to isolated ward the following day, my dad and another patient developed high fever. My dad succumbed to the infection after 12days of treatment for the pneumonia, which he wasn't admitted for in the first place. The Doctors said that he already had fever when admitted and refused to let us see his record. But we wasn't told about initial fever.
Be careful when anyone is admitted. It's always safer to question the Doctors and Nurses. They all tell different things.

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Shawn Pee Pey Hwa · Singapore Polytechnic
What we did when my father ws warded in hospital, we took photos of whatever record of his conditions we can get hold of. That is how little faith we have for our hospitals

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Dave ShalomLOL for this make-up story. Two points WHY this won't happen:-
1. NRO will update the "One-Stop" system when SC was registered dead with a Certificate Cause Of Death.
2. MINDEF operator will not said: I see. We will update our system. Govt department won't up verbally without proper legal documents.
LOLL!

Like · Reply · 8 · Sep 4, 2017 6:15am

Orlando Scully · Works at Self-Employed
Dave Shalom you really believe this is a makeup story. The NRO will update but MINDEF will not update unless they get a copy of death certificate. I got news for you, the family are not obligated to inform MINDEF or give them a copy of death certificate. MINDEF must make the update themselves. If they not happy ask them to sue the family.

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Wilson Choo · The University of Life and Experience: Earth
I'm wondering if you served NS at all.
Plenty of cockups at Mindef up till today !
I had a friend who ROD same time as me way back in 1977.
He moved house due to land acquisition act. Mindef couldn't locate him for years and during one of the silent mob, I wasn't at home and was served letter to appear for a charge of AWOL from mob.
No case against me as I don't carry pager then for their convenience and happened to see my friend's name, next to it was stated: dead. He didn't report for silent mob as well.
I had a good laugh leaving Maju Camp and called my friend not to entertain any Mindef letters for ICT as he was listed dead.
So yes, I'm the 30% whom you termed stupid, I had the last laugh, what about you ?
Another incident happened to my son for deferment for NS due to studies.
He was sent a letter to answer a charge of not doing his enlistment deferment on time.
How many people got 'f' in Mindef, go check it out my friend !
3G army with a 1st generation computer system !!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................

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Muhammad Rahmat Omar · Yishun, Singapore
Lol, it is apparent that this guy really believes the government is efficient.

Yea, the government is efficient in collecting money from us. Anything else, there's always issues. So yea, I believe that this story is legit, as the so-called "Decisive Force" SAF is full of cock ups.

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Benson Ong · Serangoon Garden Secondary School
Maybe his dead brother will report for duty this ghost month ?
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Hirok Ghosh · University of Technology Sydney
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
MINDEF has paper generals and definitely paper pulp for brains.

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Ahmad Stokin · Works at Self-Employed
and the 70% voted for this ??? OW EM GEE.....
we cant possibly be in a war ever!!!

Like · Reply · 1 · Sep 4, 2017 8:27am

David Sim · Service Manager at CITIC Telecom International CPC
Now we know the rest of the 30% IQ. Can't even see that this is a troll. Thanks for voting for WP. It really helps to differentiate types of people in Singapore.

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Yap JonathanDavid Sim 70% got IQ one? If got,why you guys keep voting for the same party to let sh!t to keep repeating? Not only 70% no IQ,i think 70% are blind or deaf.

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Aaron KwekIf this fabricated...whoever is this prepared to get sue by MINDEF for defamation...

Like · Reply · 1 · Sep 4, 2017 10:39pm

Yap JonathanWho in the right mind will fabricate this? That person must have balls of steel.

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Muk Weng Sang Roy · CG Protégé
Isn't it obvious this story was fabricated?

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Ke Yaoting · University of London
It is "obvious" because?

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Benner Ting · Tuan Mong High School
What our mindef doing?

Like · Reply · Sep 4, 2017 10:20pm

Yap JonathanSleeping. The database can be hacked shows that they are sleeping.
 
No bad mah, it is 7th month SAF got a ghost recruit.
 
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