mata wear shorts again!

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just like the mediacorpse tv show, heartlanders

Coming to your estate soon: Cops on bicycles

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Cops in shorts and casual polo T-shirts zipping around on mountain bikes will soon be a common sight in neighbourhoods all over Singapore.

There will also be closed-circuit television cameras at key entry and exit points of Housing Board (HDB) blocks and multi-storey carparks by 2016, to give the police more eyes on the ground.

These are just two of a string of initiatives that the men and women in blue are rolling out, as part of a major operational revamp to embrace a new community policing model.

Deputy Prime Minister Teo Chee Hean told Parliament on Thursday that changes in Singapore's demographic profile, attitudes and community needs mean the police must adjust their strategy.

Bonding with the community

BICYCLE and foot patrols will be back in a big way as the police revamp their approach to community policing.

A new crime strike force will be set up at every Neigbourhood Police Centre and it will be staffed with officers who will develop closer ties within the local community.

The current community liaison and preparedness team at the centres will also be beefed up and renamed as Community Policing units.

Officers in the unit will be assigned to specific beats, and will conduct foot and bicycle patrols.

The reorganisation of the centres will kick off in May and is expected to be completed by the end of 2015.
 
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Will a 3-room HDB flat also go back to 7K like the mata wears tay-koh days????
 
LOL. Gd one. At least now more slim cut. Last time if they open their leg too big when they sit can see their byfords. CB disgusting.
 
Those kenna transfer to bicycle team sure angry. Need to cycle no aircon........
 
Pussified Sinkie poodles should all be wearing skirts, to accurately reflect their pathetic existence.

I bet wearing a skirt is more cooling when they're routinely sleeping on the job.

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New special bicycle patrol squad:

Drifter and Forvendet volunteer to be SCs
Moonlightaffairs volunteers be Cpl.
Jixiaolan volunteers to be Sgt.
GoldenDragon volunteers to be SI
 
Every idea has gone one full circle. First there were matas in shorts walking the beat. Then they upgrade to bicycles as the population and estates grew. Then some smart aleck mata suggested using patrol cars because it was faster to patrol and catch thieves this way.

Now go back to bicycles and leg power. In ten years' time one smart aleck mata will suggest using patrol cars again.

Dotology: are dots cyclical?
 
how about this one?







hi there


1. wow! i will take this cop home everyday man!
2. super hot.

Hi there

1. Bro, prick cop you take home for what ?
2. If the cop is MILF you take home ok ?
3. Female cop riding bicycle not hot i oso hot ah !
4. I can sponsor bicycle without bicycle seat to all the female cops...
4. Shiok ah !!! Very hot ! Super hot !!!
 
Hi there

1. Bro, prick cop you take home for what ?
2. If the cop is MILF you take home ok ?
3. Female cop riding bicycle not hot i oso hot ah !
4. I can sponsor bicycle without bicycle seat to all the female cops...
4. Shiok ah !!! Very hot ! Super hot !!!



hi there


1. bro, all gal cops must be between 18 to 23 mah!
2. then that will be super horny hot.
 
You've never encountered cartoon scenarios in police before. Once upon a time in a police post...

NPP Sgt. : Tonight you two go on bicycle patrol.

PC Ram : Yes, sarge.

WPC : Errr, yes, sarge.

...then when collecting the bicycles parked at NPP reargate...

WPC : Ram, I got problem...

PC Ram : What's the prob?

WPC : I don't know how to ride bicycle...

PC Ram : Holy...shhh...t! Why didn't you tell Sgt. earlier?

WPC : I'm shy. It's embarrassing.

PC Ram : OK, I tumpang you around action action, then time's up we come back.

WPC : OK thanks (with hugs and kisses).

PC Ram : :D

Two days later...DO (ASP) called me and her up... :(

DO : I've received public complaint of a PC and WPC behaving intimately on a police bicycle.

WPC : Sorry sir, I don't know how to ride bicycle, that's why Ram tumpang me.

DO : But why the complainant said you two behaved intimately?

WPC : I was on the bicycle, must hug him, otherwise I'd fall off.

DO : OK OK, you two are off NPP bicycle patrol duty. You report to your team SI for station duty. Ram, report to DSI for the time being to see what he wants to do with you until I figure out what to with you later. The complaint is not as simple as pillion hugging rider on bicycle.

WPC & PC Ram : Yes sir!
 
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DO : But why the complainant said you two behaved intimately?

WPC : I was on the bicycle, must hug him, otherwise I'd fall off.

DO : OK OK, you two are off NPP bicycle patrol duty. You report to your team SI for station duty. Ram, report to DSI for the time being to see what he wants to do with you until I figure out what to with you later. The complaint is not as simple as pillion hugging rider on bicycle.

WPC & PC Ram : Yes sir!
You let WPC ride and RAM on you? LOL :D:D:D:D:D
 
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So comes with or w/o bicycle seat as these will stimulate someone here. :D
 
Great... With the cops now wearing white coloured polo Tees, quite easy to see the breast size and the bra colours of the female officers on patrol..:D :p :D
 
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