Chitchat Masturbation Survey: How your income affects your sex habits

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Evidently, 80 per cent of respondents earning between $100,000 and $150,000 are creatures of habit. They’re most likely to do the deed in the same spot, around the same time. (Safe to say they may not be the most spontaneous folk in the sack.)
Interestingly, only 50 per cent of those earning more than $150,000 said they were likely to have a routine.

As for everybody else:
• 59 per cent of those earning under $50,000 used a masturbation routine.
• 62 per cent of those earning between 50,000 and $75,000 used a masturbation routine.
• 72 per cent of those earning $75,000-$100,000 used a masturbation routine.
• 80 per cent of those earning $100,000-$150,000 used a masturbation routine.
• 50 per cent of those earning more than $150,000 used a masturbation routine.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...d/news-story/f1492c1d6b7d5220742c91ec434fa75d

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WHERE ARE THE MOST COMMON PLACES TO DO MASTURBATE?

According to the survey, most of us are more predictable than a Hilary Duff movie.
The bedroom is the most common place for people to masturbate, with 80 per cent of us preferring it to anywhere else. Yawn.

That said, 20 per cent of men and 19 per cent of women have admitted to masturbating in their car.

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MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER IT A STRESS-RELIEVER

Forget meditation, yoga or a calm nature walk on a Sunday afternoon.
76 per cent of respondents said they felt relieved after doing the deed.

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Get a good partner don't do it yourself. Remember, it may cause blindness and hair drop.
 
Do it too much you will suffer from loose anus.

Means you laosai into your pants very easily. Like gay sex.

Always do everything in life with moderation.

Then you can live to a ripe old age like Mahathir.
 
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